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Wrestle Mania XXVIII Predictions

This coming Sunday brings us the greatest showpiece in professional wrestling, Wrestle Mania. This twenty-eight instalment of the biggest night in the WWE calendar is loaded with a card that, despite indifferent television ratings in recent weeks, should attract a big buy-rate and a great deal of speculation. Most of the attention, of course, is on The Rock and John Cena, whose clash is probably the biggest match the company has staged since Rock-Hogan ten years ago. Nevertheless there are many other big matches that promise drama and excitement, so it’s time once again for me to weigh in with my predictions. I’ll work up the card in order of importance (as I see it) in looking at each of the announced matches.

 

Eve and Beth Phoenix (WWE Divas Champion) versus Kelly Kelly and Maria Menounos.

 

This match is relatively straightforward to call but has been thrown into some doubt by the fact that celebrity guest Menounos has injured her ribs. Last I heard, the plan is for her to work the match anyway, which shouldn’t present a major problem as it is a tag match and one would think Kelly can do the bulk of the work for her team (who would have thought I’d be writing that five years ago). This is a fairly basic “bad girls jealous of the attention shown to others” angle, none the worse for that, and I think it fairly obvious that Kelly and Maria will get the win here. I can’t see WWE bringing in a celebrity just to job them out in what is, after all, a relatively unimportant match in the long-term scheme of things.

 

Randy Orton versus Kane

 

It’s hard to believe that a match between two such big stars can come off as looking like an after-thought but that is the situation we find ourselves in. Had Wade Barrett not got hurt it seems pretty certain that Orton would have been wrestling the Mancunian but since that is not possible, Kane is a decent substitute. Given its hurried nature, the build to this has been as good as one could hope for and the angle makes reasonable sense. Ultimately, though, this match is taking place only because the two men had nothing else to do and need to be on the card somewhere. As such, we should expect no surprises here and I imagine Orton will get a clean victory without too much fuss.

 

Cody Rhodes (Intercontinental Champion) versus The Big Show

 

A bit of a surprise to see Show wrestling for the Intercontinental belt at Wrestle Mania but this is a feud I have enjoyed over recent weeks. Cody has taunted Show mercilessly over his less than stellar record at Wrestle Mania and has cost the big man matches and even delivered a memorable pummelling with boxing gloves, having handcuffed Big Show to the ropes. I really think that Cody should get the win here but wonder if he has had this feud too much his own way in the build-up thus far. It may be that Show actually needs to get a little heat back now, after being the butt of so many jokes. However, I can’t see the value in putting the Intercontinental belt on Big Show, so my prediction is that Cody manages to sneak the victory but gets well and truly laid out by Big Show in the process.

 

Team Johnny (David Otunga, Mark Henry, The Miz, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger and Drew McIntyre) versus Team Teddy (Santino Marella, R-Truth, Kofi Kingston, Zack Ryder, The Great Khali and Booker T)

 

This match is pure good versus evil, as the outcome will hand total control of both Raw and Smackdown to either the evil John Laurinaitis or good old Teddy Long. Obviously, the twelve-man tag format was chosen purely to get as many people on the card as possible but it should be fun and is actually, I think, the hardest match of the night to call. Conventional wisdom seems to be that Team Johnny will pick up the win because that gives more storyline options going forward but I don’t really buy it myself. If someone needs to turn face or heel then this match would give an excellent opportunity for that but I can’t really see the logic in doing so. I’ll go with hope here and pick Team Teddy to win. As an aside, I bet Drew McIntyre can hardly believe his luck to be in this match. I hope this is a fresh start for the talented Scot.

 

Sheamus versus Daniel Bryan (World Heavyweight Champion)

 

It’s wonderful to see these guys in such a prominent spot when just last year their match was actually bumped off the card at Wrestle Mania 27 so the Rock could talk for a bit longer. Since then, the roles have reversed for these two men. Sheamus is now a popular baby face, who I could see rivalling John Cena as the most popular wrestler in the company if things continue to go well for him, while Bryan has become and extremely entertaining villain. I see a crowd-pleasing victory for the big Irishman here. Royal Rumble winners haven’t fared too well at Wrestle Mania in recent years and it’s probably time to reverse that trend. Bryan has had a good first run as champion and I think the change is now due.

 

Chris Jericho versus CM Punk (WWE Champion)

 

If ever a match was made to steal a show, this was it. Principally arguing over which of them has most right to call himself “the best in the world”, we have here two of the best wrestlers in the business today. From a pure wrestling standpoint, this should be the match of the night. The angle took a little while to really build up but now we have real heat on Chris Jericho, whose shots at Punk’s family have given both the champion and the fans ample reason to want to see Jericho humbled. I see Punk winning this one and keeping his belt, as well as proving a point. Punk’s matches against Randy Orton and Rey Mysterio at previous Manias were perfectly fine matches with good angles leading into them but if there is one thing missing on Punk’s resume it is a solid Wrestle Mania victory over a genuine star. This match is tailor-made for the purpose and Jericho does not really need the win.

 

Triple H versus The Undertaker (Hell In a Cell) with Shawn Michaels as guest referee

 

This should be an absolute corker. Last year’s match between the two was outstanding and the outcome was close enough that fans have reason to doubt the Streak once again. The Cell ensures that the match should be a different enough to last year’s and the presence of Michaels is intriguing in that it makes the match even more unpredictable. Nevertheless, I never bet against the Streak and will not do so here. Some way or other, The Undertaker will emerge victorious and the famous Streak will move to 20 and 0. I could see this match being the final match of both men’s careers but should Shawn Michaels have decided that he would like one more match himself then he could easily set one up by screwing either man out of the victory.

 

The Rock versus John Cena

 

A year in the making, this is clearly the biggest match on the card but I must confess that the build has not been all that I could have wished for. Rocky has been entertaining enough but his material has not quite been up to the level it once was, although that may be down to changes in the company more than anything he himself has done. Cena has been his usual frustrating self, outstanding when he brings intensity but too often seeming not to take things seriously, his goofball grin plastered all over his face as his opponent offers insults that should result in fury. Nevertheless, I expect the match will be good and that the crowd will be super into it, which should lift it to another level, worthy of the main event. Realistically, Cena should win this. He is the face of the company and the guy that will have to deal with the results long after The Rock has left. However, with speculation that The Rock may actually stretch this out and do more work with Cena, that prediction becomes less reliable. I will stick with a Cena win but if WWE are looking at a best of three, culminating in next year’s Wrestle Mania then it makes sense for Rock to win this one. Whatever happens, I will be pulling for The Rock all the way.

 


Wrestlemania 27 Predictions

We are only a few days away from Wrestlemania 27, so I thought that it was about time I posted my predictions and thoughts for what is shaping up to be a fine show. Hot on the heels of an excellent “go-home” edition of Raw, this show features some matches that have been extremely well built up; as well as some that seem rather more thrown together. I feel that this has the potential to be one of the best ‘Manias ever but rather than just offer you my perspective, this year I’ve decided to freshen things up a little. So, offering their own predictions and insights will be my good friends and long time WWE observers Wayne “The Heart-Brack Kid” Brackenbury and Ian “Don’t Call Me Pat” Patterson. As always, I am your host, “The Lawman” Martin Marshall. To get ourselves in the mood we also went back ten years to revisit what many believe was the best Wrestlemania of all time, Wrestlemania 17. Hopefully, I’ll have our thoughts on that shortly. In the meantime, here are our predictions, hopes and expectations for Sunday night. By all means weigh in with yours!

Sheamus (c) vs Daniel Bryan for the US Championship:

IP: Sheamus to beat Bryan, he hasn’t had the belt long enough to lose it. I also think they’re booking him too strong to lose (unless they’re trying to build the upset win for Bryan).

WB: Sheamus to win for me.

MM: And I also think Sheamus gets the nod here. However, I could see Bryan getting a DQ win or something, especially if a lot of other heels are winning. Vince likes ‘Mania to be about the babyfaces.

Rey Mysterio vs Cody Rhodes:

IP: I think this match could be really good. I want Rhodes to win but I think Rey probably will. I also think we might see the debut of Sin Cara here.

WB: I see Rhodes winning, beating on Rey after the match until Sin Cara makes the save. Then Rey gets put on the shelf for a little while and Rhodes feuds with Sin Cara.

MM: Well, I’m voting for two heels in a row but I think that Rhodes will take this. Having said that, I could see it going either way but I think the win would be huge for Cody. I hope Dusty is in his corner for the match. However, I don’t think that Sin Cara will appear here – I think we’ll see him on Raw the next night.

Randy Orton vs CM Punk:

WB: I think Punk will win, with the help of a new Nexus member.

IP: I want Punk to win but Orton probably will. We may see new members of the New Nexus.

MM: The last few weeks, as Orton destroyed the New Nexus, I was convinced Punk was going to win. However, with Punk suddenly being booked so strong the last two weeks I’m no longer so sure. Of course, after Punk’s promo this week it’s possible members of the New Nexus will cost him the match. I’ll still go for Punk, with no great confidence.

Jerry Lawler vs Michael Cole:

MM: Of course, this match features Jack Swagger in Cole’s corner and Stone Cold as guest referee.

WB: Lawler will beat the heck out of Cole and Swagger!

IP: I’m a bit of a Cole Miner but I think Lawler will win when Austin stunners everybody.

MM: I’m hoping WWE will let Jerry break out the piledriver for this match! In any case, it only ends one way: Lawler wins, and he and Austin share a beer over the prone figures of Cole and Swagger. Incidentally, this has been one of the best builds to a match I can remember in a long time.

Snooki, Morrison & Trish vs Laycool and Ziggler (with Vickie):

IP: Probably Snooki’s team to win, I can’t see them bringing her in to lose.

WB: Snooki gets the win.

MM: Agreed, this seems like one of the easiest picks on the card.

Undertaker vs Triple H:

WB: I’m going out on a limb here. Triple H will beat ‘Taker (maybe with the help of some old DX buddies if they are at the Hall of Fame). I want him too, as well. I think it would be such a shock.

IP: No-brainer for me: Undertaker wins. He should never lose to anyone at Wrestlemania (except Bret Hart).

MM: I agree with Ian (except the bit about Bret Hart). If they break the streak now, they can’t use it next year. I do think that this will surpass their match at Wrestlemania 17. I also think that, if Triple H were to win, then this would replace Nash breaking Goldberg’s streak as the IWC’s most hated act of booking oneself strong!

Alberto Del Rio vs Edge (c) for the World Heavyweight Championship:

WB: Del Rio beats Edge then goes on to a program with Christian.

IP: I can see Christian turning heel on Edge in order to get Del Rio the win.

MM: I also think Del Rio wins this one. However, I’d prefer to see Edge retain the title, just to make things more unpredictable. Then, at the next show, Christian could join in a triple threat match, Del Rio could pin him to win, Edge blames Christian and turns heel to feud with him. So far, Del Rio has got everything he wanted at the first opportunity. I think making him wait a little longer might pay off in the long run.

John Cena vs The Miz (c) for the WWE Championship:

 

MM: Of course, the big elephant in the room here is The Rock. How will he affect this match, especially after Cena hit the Attitude Adjustment on him this Monday?

WB: I think and hope The Miz will win. If I see one more ‘Mania with Cena winning I’ll have to smash my TV! I think Rock will screw Cena.

IP: I really want The Miz to beat Cena. I can’t see it happening, though, so I’m picking Cena to win, with possible help from The Rock.

MM: Again, I’d love to see The Miz retain here. It would really solidify his standing as a top guy but up until this week I was firmly leaning to a Cena win. Now, I’m not so sure. Maybe Wayne’s scenario is right and will build to a Cena-Rock match down the line (I bet Vince is already wetting himself at the thought of the buy-rate that would bring in).

Also on this week’s Raw, another match was added.

The Corre vs Kane, Big Show, Santino and Koslov:

WB: I don’t care. I don’t even want to see it! How’s that?

MM: Fair enough.

IP: I think the Corre will probably win.

MM: I agree. It’s another thing for them to brag about.

WB: Seriously, I would have much rather seen Wade Barrett defend his Intercontinental Championship. And that means there’s no Tag Team Championship match either.

MM: Yet again.

In Conclusion:

Looking at all that, one thing is obvious to me: there are too many heel wins. Some of them will probably be wrong. Vince likes to finish Wrestlemania on a feel-good note and I think that will be difficult this year. I suspect that he will send Cena and Miz on last and have Cena win, although I hope that I’m wrong. However, realistically, it may not be wise for anybody to try and follow Triple H and the Undertaker. The problem is that that match can’t really have a feel-good ending. Both men are insanely popular so at least a large minority of the crowd are going to be disappointed with the finish of this one, no matter what happens. Rumour has it that Kofi Kingston and Drew McIntyre will also be added to the card as a singles match. If that happens, I definitely think Kofi scores the victory. In any case, I’d like to thank my guests and we’ll revisit this next week – when we’ll know what happened.


Change of Pace

This week, I have been preparing an article about race and pro wrestling. However, this is a big article and is taking a long time to write so, in the meantime, I thought I’d try something a little different. The following is the beginning of a piece of wrestling fan-fiction I wrote some years ago. It was basically designed to be an angle whereby I would introduce two new wrestlers to WWE, hopefully getting them over as big stars in the process. It won’t be to everyone’s cup of tea – it’s a very Undertaker, supernatural style angle, at least on the surface – but I hope that you’ll enjoy it. The setting is WWE around about 2003. Kane has been unmasked and is on his destructive rampage, Undertaker has not yet returned to the dark side, Eric Bischoff is in charge of Raw and Stephanie is in charge of Smackdown. Let me know what you think, and whether or not you would like to see more.

The Day of the Destroyer – part one

Vince McMahon could barely keep from laughing as he listened to the irate voice on the ‘phone. Whoever was talking seemed almost incoherent with rage.
“Yes Eric, I saw what Kane did to you-” Once again, Vince was cut off by an angry burst. “Look Eric, calm down. I know Kane shouldn’t have Tombstoned you onto the steel steps, but if you’re gonna keep putting him in handicap matches every week he’s gonna get peed off”. Vince listened for a moment before cutting off Bischoff’s angry rant.
“No Eric, Kane is not gonna get away with this. Our interim General Manager will deal with this situation – because I will be GM till you get back. Now get some rest.” Vince put the ‘phone down with a sigh and then almost jumped out of his skin as a huge shadow loomed over him.
“You wanted to see me, Vince” rasped the deep voice of Kane, an evil grin playing across his rough features.
“Dammit, don’t sneak up on me like that!” yelled Vince. A look of anger crossed Kane’s face, and Vince hastily lowered his voice. “Yes, I wanted to see you. Kane, as much as I might understand what you did to Eric Bischoff last week, as much as I may even approve of it, I can’t allow people to treat a GM like that. Now I understand you were provoked, but last week on Raw you tombstoned Bischoff on the steel steps, and there will have to be consequences for that.”
Vince gulped nervously and opened his briefcase. “Now in here are papers – wait a minute. What the heck is this? Did you do this? Are you trying to play some sort of mind-game with me?”
Inside the briefcase there were no papers, nothing except a worn, ancient-looking scroll, covered in arcane runes and symbols. Kane let Vince rant on awhile until he calmed down. Then he picked up the scroll and examined it closely.
“This was nothing to do with me, Vince. I can’t even read this stuff.” Kane let the scroll drop to the table.
“Do you expect me to believe – no, wait a minute. You can’t read this – but I know who could. This is just the kind of occult garbage that your brother deals with. If he’s playing games with me…”
Kane shrugged before saying “He does have some stuff that kinda reminds me of this writing.”
Vince smiled knowingly. “Well, it looks like I’ll be paying a visit to Smackdown this week.”
* * *
When Vince entered his office on Smackdown that week, he found it in pitch darkness. Suddenly, the lights came on and he gasped as he found the awesome presence of the Undertaker standing behind him.
“Word has it you’re looking for the Deadman. I ain’t hard to find,”growled the Phenom.
Gathering his courage, Vince drew himself up and brandished the scroll at the Undertaker. “What do you know about this?” he demanded, angrily. The Undertaker, however, was not impressed, and snatched the scroll from Vince, scanning it intently.
“Where did you get this?” The Undertaker’s voice brooked no argument.
“I found it in my briefcase…as if you didn’t know!”.
“This is a prophecy, McMahon. It says that the Destroyer is coming and that he will overthrow the gladiators in their coliseum. It says only the Chosen One can face the Destroyer.”
McMahon paused, astonished, and then got angry all over again. “Destroyer, Chosen One, what a bunch of garbage! I don’t know what game you’re playing, Undertaker – gack!” Vince found himself choking as the Deadman’s huge right hand grabbed him by the throat.
“You listen to me, McMahon, and you listen good. This prophecy is genuine. Only a couple of people in the world can even read this, much less fake it, so you better believe the Destroyer is coming. And the only gladiators left in this time are right here in the WWE. So you can believe that I’m behind this, or you can start looking for that chosen one. ‘Cause if you don’t, it’ll be the end of the WWE – and you.” With that, the Undertaker released Vince and left, leaving the chairman gasping and coughing.

For the next few weeks things almost settled down to normal, but just when Vince thought things had calmed down, there would be another mysterious note waiting for him, or an inexplicable power failure during a match. All this time, the Undertaker was nowhere to be found, increasing Vince’s suspicions, but nothing really concrete happened until the night Vince reinstated Kane from his suspension. That night Kane was facing HHH in a no.1 contender’s match when the lights went berserk for 5 seconds before shutting off completely for almost half a minute. During this time a maniacal laughter filled the Raw arena.
Coach: “What the hell is this? Is this another of these ‘Destroyer’ deals?”
Lawler: “I don’t know, but if you ask me anyone who interrupts Kane and the Game has gotta be more of a nut-job than the Big Red Monster!”
Coach:”Wait a minute! Who is that?! Where did he come from?”
Lawler:”He’s gotta be 300lbs! How the hell did he get in the ring without anyone seeing him!”
As the announce team looked on in shock, the audience were astonished to see the newcomer, an incredibly muscular black man, suplex HHH right over the top rope and out to the floor. As the referee ordered the timekeeper to ring the bell, the newcomer turned around, only to walk into the grasp of Kane. Kane grabbed him by the throat and hoisted him up for a chokeslam.
Lawler: “Now he’s done it! Chokeslam this idiot, Kane!”
With a thunderous crash, Kane brought the newcomer into the mat with all his force. To everyone’s complete amazement, the stranger got straight to his feet and let loose a scream of rage in the astonished Kane’s face.
Coach:” My lord! He just got up like the chokeslam didn’t even hurt him! I’ve never seen anything like this! This guy can’t be human!”
The newcomer then proceeded to unleash a devastating barrage of kicks and punches on Kane before powerbombing him over the top rope, leaving him crumpled on the arena floor next to the equally decimated Triple H.
Lawler:”Get some help out here! We need paramedics and security!”
As Lawler continued to yell, the newcomer attacked the referee. Soon security arrived, but the stranger continued to level everyone who came near him. As Raw went off the air, a deep voice heard over the PA, simply saying “the Day of the Destroyer has dawned”.



The Great Feuds – The Rock versus Stone Cold Steve Austin

It may well be the biggest money feud in pro wrestling history, an on-again, off-again war between the two biggest draws of the Attitude Era that would include three Wrestle Mania clashes, two of which were main events. In my column on the feud between Mick Foley and Triple H I mentioned chemistry, that elusive quality that means some guys just can’t fail to work magic together. The Rock and “Stone Cold” Steve Austin had chemistry with each other in abundance. Whether battling with words or with fists, they electrified crowds around the world and seemingly never let anybody down. Their feud began in the mid-card and quickly rose to become the ultimate angle of WWE’s most successful period of all time.

It was in November of 1997 that the two clashed for the first time. Austin was taking the company by storm, his popularity just soaring. He was the Intercontinental Champion, having regained the title from Owen Hart at that month’s Survivor Series. The Rock was now entrenched in The Nation of Domination and beginning to be as great a success as a heel, as he had been a failure as a babyface. Immediately after the Survivor Series, The Rock and his Nation buddies ambushed Austin on Raw, allowing Rocky to steal the Intercontinental Title belt. This led to a match at the next In Your House show in December, match in which rules would be largely forgotten. The Rock, still wearing the stolen belt, entered the ring before Austin, along with his Nation cohorts. Austin drove to the ring in his pick-up truck!

Austin wasted no time in stomping the shocked bad guys, picking up the win and reclaiming his championship belt. However, the story didn’t end there. Due to the fact that Austin had driven a truck to the ring, and a second referee had been needed to count the pin-fall when it had seemed as if the original referee intended to disqualify Austin, Vince McMahon ruled that a rematch was in order. Austin refused the match, instead seemingly accepting the option of forfeiting his title. However, rather than handing the belt over, Austin handed The Rock a Stone Cold Stunner and left the arena, still carrying the belt. The following week Austin threw the belt off of a bridge into the Cincinnati River. In truth, Austin’s neck issues necessitated some time off but the work around was better than another match. It helped further establish Austin as a guy who just did not play by anyone else’s rules, no matter what, and fans loved it. It also helped shift Austin into his feud with Vince McMahon.

The next major piece of interaction between the two came at the 1998 Royal Rumble. Austin and The Rock were the last two men left in the ring and, despite McMahon’s efforts to have him taken out before the match even began, Austin eventually stood victorious. For the next year or so, the two would wisely be kept away from each other, for the most part. Austin defeated Shawn Michaels to win his first WWE Championship at Wrestle Mania 14, in the process replacing Michaels as the “face” of the company and spent the summer feuding with The Undertaker and Kane. The Rock, on the other hand, wrapped up a feud with Ken Shamrock, before ousting Faarooq as leader of The Nation and then leading his faction in their memorable feud with DX. Both Austin and Rocky were continuing to get hotter and it was only a matter of time before they clashed again. However, something was happening that threatened to derail that plan. The Rock was becoming a popular favourite with fans. His heel act had gotten so good that people were beginning to react to him as a babyface.

To counter this, WWE played their number one heel card – Mr McMahon himself. After Undertaker and Kane finally managed to get the title off of Austin, McMahon declared it vacant and set up a tournament at the 1998 Survivor Series, the Deadly Game. The Rock met Mankind in the final match and, in a recreation of the previous year’s Montreal screw-job, McMahon ordered the bell to be rung when The Rock applied a sharpshooter to Mankind. McMahon had betrayed his Corporation stooge Mankind and The Rock had willingly joined The Corporation. As long as Rocky stayed with the McMahons, his heel status was assured. Moreover, the crowd sympathy for Mankind gave Rocky a ready-made feud.

In the meantime, Austin was being shut out of the title picture. He did get one title shot against The Rock, the night after The Deadly Game tournament but interference from The Undertaker cost him that match and, from then on, that was it. His only way to get back in, so it seemed, was to repeat his feat of the previous two years and win the Royal Rumble for an unprecedented third consecutive year. However, Vince McMahon had a plan to stop that from happening. McMahon ensured that Austin would start the Rumble from number one, although Commissioner Shawn Michaels ensured that McMahon himself would be the second entrant in the match. Of course, McMahon had no intention of fighting Austin one on one, so he took off the moment the match started, with Austin pursuing him to the back. Neither man left the ring over the top rope, however. McMahon led Austin into an ambush and took his seat at the announce table, thinking the job was done. Austin returned for the end of the match, however, only for The Rock to help Mr McMahon eliminate him. McMahon had won the Rumble and Austin was still being kept from a title shot.

Believing his job done, McMahon relinquished his title shot the next night on Raw, only for Commissioner Michaels to straightaway award it to Austin! Stone Cold was going to Wrestle Mania after all and, while McMahon tried to win back the title shot in a cage match in February’s St Valentine’s Day Massacre, he was unsuccessful. From that moment it was set in stone – Wrestle Mania 15, Stone Cold versus The Rock. As the weeks went by, the two traded insults, The Rock’s arrogant, grandiose and theatrical delivery contrasting perfectly with Austin’s down-to-earth, honest straight talking. Both men could deliver some hilarious put-downs and fans enjoyed participating in the promos of both villain and hero. Finally, the match came around. Michaels was once again instrumental, stopping McMahon from appointing a crooked referee and banning all Corporation members from ringside (that wouldn’t stop Vince himself from approaching the ring late on in the match – but then, he was The Corporation’s leader, not a member). These two men had only had one singles match together in the previous year and that had quickly ended due to outside interference. Fans were practically salivating over this one, and expectations were through the roof.

Fortunately, The Rock and Steve Austin were determined to live up to and exceed all such expectations. The two went at it in a match that spilled out of the ring, took in the announce tables and went through numerous false finishes. The return of legendary broadcaster Jim Ross, especially for this match after his bout of Bell’s Palsy only added to the “big fight” feel of the occasion, as well as pleasing both wrestlers immensely. Sometimes at Wrestle Mania, under-card matches steal the show. Wrestle Mania 15 was not one of those ‘Manias. This show was all about the main event. It was the match everyone wanted to see going in, and it was, far and away, the best match of the night. Ultimately, it was Austin that stood victorious in the ring, a stunner for Vince McMahon the icing on the cake, as he finally became a three-time champion, a feat thus far achieved only by Hogan, Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels and The Rock himself.

The Rock wasn’t done, however. He wanted his title back and, what’s more, he had bargaining power. He still possession of Austin’s custom “Smoking Skull” championship belt and Austin wanted it. The Rock lured Austin onto a bridge with the belt, before throwing Austin off said bridge into a river! He then threw the belt in after Austin. The next week on Raw, Rock held a funeral for “the biggest piece of trailer-park trash ever to walk God’s green earth” in which he amused himself by poking fun at Austin’s legacy and revealing that, actually, he still had the Smoking Skull belt. He was not so amused when Austin, alive and well, drove a monster truck into the arena and proceeded to drive it over the hearse that Rocky had brought in…and then The Rock’s limousine.

At Backlash, therefore, the only option was a rematch, the two men having even more reason to hate each other now. This time, however, Shane McMahon (who had ousted his father as leader of The Corporation) would be the referee. Some felt that this match actually topped the ‘Mania match (I don’t know that I would go that far myself) but The Rock doing his party piece of snatching a head-set from an announcer and keeping up his own commentary as he beat on Austin was, once again hilarious, made more so when Rocky turned cameraman temporarily. Ironically, it was Vince himself who replaced Shane with a real referee, allowing Austin, once again to emerge victorious. The following night on Raw, The Rock turned babyface at last, turning on Shane to start a feud with the younger McMahon and his new ally, Triple H and thereby drawing a line, for the moment, under the feud with Austin.

We now fast forward to the beginning of 2001. Austin had returned after being run over at the 1999 Survivor Series and unmasked Triple H as the instigator of that assault. Austin won his third Royal Rumble in 2001 and, when The Rock defeated Kurt Angle for the title at No Way Out, the stage was set for a Wrestle Mania clash between the two once again, this time with both men the top babyfaces in the company. Muddying the waters, once again, was Vince McMahon who decided to make life interesting by making Austin’s wife, Debra, The Rock’s manager. Debra had been eager to return to management but The Rock had neither wanted nor asked for a manager. Despite Rocky’s reluctance, Austin told The Rock that he would hold him personally responsible for any harm that befell Debra and, when she inevitably got in harm’s way, the stakes were raised between the two men.

Wrestle Mania 17 was a very different show to Wrestle Mania 15. This card had been loaded from top to bottom and, rather than being the saving grace of the event, Rock versus Austin was the crowning glory. Both on the night and historically, the match had a lot to live up to. With both men being booked as babyfaces, fans were expecting something akin to the legendary showdown between The Ultimate Warrior and Hulk Hogan at Wrestle Mania 6. The first sign that something slightly different might occur came when, with no prior notice, the ring announcer revealed that the match would be No Disqualification. “Who made that call?”, asked a bewildered Jim Ross, calling the match at ringside. It was not until the closing moments of the match that the truth was revealed. Despite this being a match of two heroes, the two had been utterly brutal with each other, brawling outside the ring, each man cutting the other open with shots from the ring bell and even using each other’s finishing moves. Late on, Vince McMahon came to ringside but did not do anything until The Rock hit the People’s Elbow on the Rattlesnake. With the match seemingly won, victory was snatched away from The Rock when Vince pulled him off of the prone Austin. The crowd were shocked as Vince handed his long-time nemesis a chair, which Austin just wore out on Rocky before, finally, pinning him. Austin had won his fifth championship in the most unexpected way, turning heel and allying with his most hated rival. Wrestle Mania 17 closed with the unbelievable image of Austin and Vince sharing triumphant beers.

The next night, people wanted answers. Not just The Rock but also Triple H, who had been McMahon’s ally against Austin up to that point. When McMahon and Austin double-teamed The Rock in a cage that night, Triple H came down to ringside, prompting fans to think that he was going to help The Rock. After all, if Austin could turn heel surely anything was possible! In fact, Triple H joined in the assault, forging a new alliance with Austin and leaving The Rock utterly beaten down. Soon after, Vince McMahon indefinitely suspended The Rock “for his own safety”. It seemed that his new allies had helped Austin win a decisive victory in chapter two of this feud. Of course, not all was as it seemed.

In reality, The Rock needed time off to go and shoot The Scorpion King and, in his absence, the WCW Invasion angle played out. It was this angle that provided the impetus for The Rock’s return and wrapped up chapter two of Rock-Austin. Austin defected to The Alliance, the heel faction formed in the union of Shane McMahon’s WCW and Stephanie’s ECW, primarily because he had become jealous of his place in Vince’s priorities. He believed that Vince was trying to persuade The Rock to return to WWE, to assist in the fight against The Alliance and he (Austin) took this as a slight against himself. His defection, of course, forced Vince to do exactly what Austin had accused him of and beg The Rock to return. Return he did, and so the battle lines were drawn once more.

Again, Rock and Austin were not thrown together immediately for this one. The Rock worked programs with Booker T and Chris Jericho, while Austin continued a feud with Kurt Angle before they went head to head. At Survivor Series 2001, however, the storyline came to a head in one final “winner takes all” elimination tag match. Austin was captain of Team Alliance, his cohorts being Shane McMahon, RVD, Booker T and Kurt Angle (who had just defected to The Alliance himself). Against them were ranged Team WWE: Kane, The Undertaker, Big Show, Chris Jericho and their captain, of course, The Rock.

Inevitably, after many eliminations, it came down to two men – The Rock and Steve Austin and, this time, Rocky was finally able to overcome Austin in the big match. It wasn’t Wrestle Mania but it mattered. Rock had to contend with a double-cross by Jericho, who just couldn’t bring himself to put team loyalty before personal animosity but it was Kurt Angle’s sneak attack on Austin that finally decided matters. Angle’s defection had been fraudulent – he was simply a mole placed in The Alliance’s camp by Vince McMahon. Thanks to him, and The Rock, WWE was saved. Austin, however, was still WWE Champion, so he remained with the company. In the aftermath of this he turned face again, his heel run having been a failure in the eyes of many fans (although not me, I thought he did a great job – I absolutely hated his guts back then). With both men back on the side of the angels, once again their interaction was cut short.

2002 was an awkward year for Austin. Increasingly depressed and dissatisfied with both his performances and the storylines he was given, he quit the company. In August, The Rock once again took off to go filming. It could have been the end. Fate, however, had one last run in mind for them. Both men returned to WWE at around the same time, for No Way Out in February 2003 but in very different roles. His past troubles behind him, Austin returned as the classic babyface, back to punish crooked Raw General Manager Eric Bischoff. The Rock, on the other hand, returned in the role of an arrogant heel, slightly different to his earlier heel roles as this time it was his newly acquired Hollywood stardom that made him think he was better than everybody else. Moreover, Rocky played this new heel role with a beautiful touch of blindness, always smiling and joking, seemingly oblivious to the fact that nobody liked him. They had to get together one last time.

After his second victory over Hulk Hogan at No Way Out, Rock informed everyone that he had done it all – all except for one thing. He had never beaten Austin at Wrestle Mania. That was his sole remaining goal in wrestling. Austin accepted the challenge in his own inimitable style. At a Raw show in Sacramento, The Rock treated the audience to a “Rock Concert”. Strumming a guitar that he claimed was given to him by Willy Nelson, he sang a series of songs that disparaged Sacramento, its people, its sporting teams and Stone Cold himself. This has to be in the top ten funniest moments ever in wrestling. Finally, Austin’s truck drove into the arena. As The Rock prepared to defend himself, he was shocked to see The Hurricane emerge from the driver’s seat – Austin was actually behind The Rock. Quickly beaten down, Rock could only watch in agony as Austin trashed the Willy Nelson guitar.

It was great stuff, recalling something of the heyday of the Attitude Era at a time when WWE was somewhat in the doldrums, at least on the Raw brand. The match itself, at Wrestle Mania 19 completed a trilogy in which the two men faced each other at every alternate ‘Mania. It wasn’t the main event anymore – that honour went to Kurt Angle versus Brock Lesnar – but even at the very end of Austin’s career, it was still a big deal. Perhaps it didn’t quite match the earlier matches but it was still entertaining, worthy of its place on the card. As at Wrestle Mania 17, each man used the other’s finishing move but nothing worked. The Rock worked Austin’s knee, in a touch that slightly differentiated the match from the earlier encounters, as well as playing up Rock’s heel role, but he couldn’t make Austin tap in the sharpshooter. Finally, The Rock gained his elusive victory when he pinned Austin after three consecutive Rock Bottoms. In another setting, I might have quibbled that the guys were diminishing their finishing moves but, given the circumstances, with Austin’s career ending and Rock’s largely winding down, that hardly mattered. What did matter was sending Austin off on the right note and tying up the last loose end in one of the all-time great wrestling rivalries. They certainly did that.

So, why did Austin and Rock work so well together? It’s impossible to identify exactly what the intangibles are that go into this but I’d hazard a guess at the following – they were similar in many ways but just different enough. Both men connected with the fans as heels and became so successful that it is difficult for anyone who didn’t watch wrestling at the time to really understand how over these men were. I don’t mean it as a slight on the current performers but nobody in the business today can provoke the scale of reaction that these men drew in their heyday. Both men were much better wrestlers than they are often given credit for. They were muscular but athletic, able to wrestle long matches if necessary. They had distinct styles in the ring, not just one or two finishing moves but practically every move they did had their signature, their own definitive stamp on it. People can talk about move-sets and work-rate as much as they like but I think it was Tully Blanchard who said that the best worker is the one who makes the fans shout the loudest, for the longest. By that criterion, Rock and Austin may just have been the best two workers in history. As characters they just meshed superbly. The Rock was one of the greatest talkers of his, or any, era in wrestling and Austin was well able to hang with him in that department.

All of these things explain why The Rock and Steve Austin were such great wrestlers; they don’t necessarily explain why they were such great opponents for each other. Ultimately, as I hinted above, sometimes the answer is not something that can be definitively analyzed and explained. These two men had chemistry with each other. When they worked together there was magic in the air. Quite why that was, we’ll never know. We don’t need to. It’s enough to know it was there.


The Great Feuds – Mick Foley vs Triple H

The heart of professional wrestling is the feud, the conflict between two defined personae with a legitimate grudge and a definite chemistry together. It has always seemed strange to me that WWE, with their vast library of DVD releases, concentrate almost exclusively on two formats, those being the individual wrestler profile or pay per view re-releases. While there is nothing wrong with such DVDs (indeed, many are extremely entertaining) I have often thought that a more rewarding type of presentation would be one that recaps a particular feud, presenting in order the promos and matches that made it up. With that in mind, I hereby present the first in a series of articles concentrating on the feuds that I have particularly enjoyed over the years. For the first of these, I present a feud that, in many ways, paved the way for the business of today: Mick Foley versus Triple H.

Really two feuds, the first major series of interactions between these two came at the 1997 King of the Ring, when they clashed in the final. Triple H was finally escaping from the shadow of the “curtain call” incident of the previous year and he was also trying to make another transition. At this point, Triple H was still the Greenwich snob, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, but he had largely exhausted the possibilities of that gimmick. Acquiring the services of Chyna as bodyguard had been a first step in showing a new side to his character; this feud with Foley was to be the next step. Foley himself was now in his Mankind gimmick. Having been in the company for just over a year, he had already had a memorable feud with The Undertaker and wrestled Shawn Michaels for the World Wrestling Federation Championship in their classic Mind Games match. Still climbing the ladder, it is safe to say that he was a rung or two ahead of Helmsley at this point.

The King of the Ring Final pitted Mankind, the insane brawler, against the technical skills and underhanded methods of Helmsley. Mankind was a perfect opponent for the arrogant Connecticut blueblood character Helmsley was still portraying. Unrefined, slovenly and lacking in skill but brimful of honest courage and determination, he was the antithesis of the immaculately groomed, impeccably taught but ultimately untrustworthy snob. The match, however, showed Helmsley in a different light. The two men smashed each other in a brutal, near 20 minute affair, perhaps the highlight coming when Helmsley pedigreed his adversary on a table. When Helmsley finally won, he showed that he wasn’t done, attacking Foley again with the regalia of the King, the crown and sceptre. In later years, Hunter revealed that he had had no intention of wearing the crown, feeling that it just looked silly, so he smashed it repeatedly, both in the aftermath of the match and the next night on Raw to ensure that he wouldn’t have to wear it.

This match had shown to the audience that Hunter was more than just a cheating snob; he had gone toe to toe with Mankind in a gruelling brawl and come out on top. Chyna’s involvement in the match helped Foley stay strong in the eyes of the fans while the post-match attack ensured that the feud was just beginning, despite the fact that it had begun with a decisive victory. The stage was now set and, the following night on Raw things only escalated as Mankind demanded a rematch, only to be assaulted once again with the crown. The build-up continued until the next pay per view, where Mankind and Hunter Hearst Helmsley played their full part in one of the great WWE cards, Canadian Stampede.

Another brutal affair, this time their match ended indecisively. After a quarter of an hour of brutality, both men were counted out. Nevertheless, it didn’t end there. The two continued to fight, briefly interrupting the next match and then taking their fight to the backstage area before brawling right out onto the street! Once again, Hunter had proven to fans that he could be as tough as anybody, while Foley, as always, seemed to just keep coming back no matter what. This deeply personal issue needed something big to finish it and that finish came at Summerslam. Partly because of the constant interference by Chyna in their previous matches, the Summerslam clash was a steel cage match.

Something of a forgotten gem, this match proved the perfect ending to this two-month war. Kept inside the ring by the cage, the two men had to do things a little differently than they had in the previous matches. The cage did not prevent Chyna’s involvement, which almost proved critical when she slammed the door shut on Mankind’s head. The climax came when Foley was able to deliver a Jimmy Snuka-inspired dive from the top of the cage, nailing Helmsley and allowing Foley to climb out of the ring and finally get the victory over his cocky young rival. Afterwards, as he lay in a heap outside the ring, Foley’s foot began tapping rhythmically, which the announce team took as a sign the Foley’s Dude Love persona was reasserting itself. Before long, Foley was up and dancing as he left the arena to the Dude Love theme music.

If the feud had ended there, it would be remembered as an entertaining and well-booked affair that took two up-and-coming stars and helped both take another step towards the top. The change from Mankind to Dude Love effectively ended the feud and allowed Foley to move on to new things, while Triple H, now established as a guy who had taken his lumps and deserved his place, was able to shed the blueblood image and join Shawn Michaels in D-Generation X. Of course, it did not end there. Just one month later the two went at it again in a Falls Count Anywhere match on Raw. This match was notable because it saw the introduction of Cactus Jack to WWE, following the famous “Three faces of Foley” video promo, in which Dude Love and Mankind argued over which of them would face Triple H, only to reveal that, it would actually be Cactus Jack who took on this match. This match ended in victory for Jack after he drove Triple H through a table with a piledriver. The loss did nothing to hurt the momentum of Hunter, by now well established in DX but it was the perfect way to introduce Cactus Jack to the WWE audience ahead of the introduction of Terry Funk as Chainsaw Charlie.

After that the two men went in different directions. Foley feuded with The New Age Outlaws before getting embroiled in a major feud with The Undertaker while Triple H assisted Shawn Michaels before clashing with Owen Hart. By the time Foley won the first of his three championships, Triple H was a babyface, leading the DX army and they celebrated wildly with the new champ, their long ago rivalry apparently forgotten. However, with Triple H’s heel turn later in the year, things began to change again. Foley and Triple H were the two contenders to Stone Cold Steve Austin’s championship at Summerslam 1999. Lacking the brutality of their previous affairs, given that Foley was now in the gentler, comedy incarnation of Mankind, this was nevertheless an entertaining match which saw Foley triumph to take his third world title. Even so, like most Triple Threat matches, this was effectively No DQ, the only stipulation being that special referee Jesse Ventura insisted that he would only count the pinfall in the ring. After the match Triple H viciously worked over Austin’s leg with a chair, giving WWE an excuse to take the Rattlesnake off TV for a couple of weeks while he recuperated.

The next night, on Raw is War, Triple H forced Foley to give him a title shot by the expedient of threatening Foley’s friend, announcer Jim Ross, until Foley gave in. That night, Triple H claimed his first World Championship. Foley’s star was beginning to fade now as the battered warrior began contemplating retirement, so their interaction once again became somewhat sporadic. Nevertheless, both men took part in the six-man match at Unforgiven that year, which saw Hunter claim his second world championship. Once again, it looked as if the feud might be over. Fate, however, had other ideas. As 1999 ended, Austin finally had to take time out for neck surgery to repair the damage done by Owen Hart’s piledriver on him at Summerslam 1997. At the same time, The Undertaker also had to take an extended break, leaving the main event a little sparsely populated. Consequently, Foley was persuaded to put his pending retirement on hold a little longer, which allowed him to go out in a spectacular fashion.

As the year 2000 began, Triple H found himself in control of the entire World Wrestling Federation. He and his bride Stephanie McMahon (at this point, married in storyline only) inaugurated the McMahon-Helmsley era and their chief use of their power was to humiliate Hunter’s main rivals – Kane, Mankind and The Rock. Foley found himself ignominiously fired by the twosome when they forced him to wrestle The Rock in the first ever “Pink-slip on a Pole match”, the loser being fired. Soon after, however, The Rock organised a revolt against the corrupt leaders. He managed to persuade the entire WWE roster, apart from Triple H and his DX cohorts, to threaten to walk out on the company if Triple H and Stephanie did not meet all of their demands. Chief among those demands were the reinstatement of Mick Foley, the granting to him of a title match with Triple H at the upcoming Royal Rumble, the stipulations of which he would name later.

Foley chose for his match a Street Fight but, in the weeks that followed, Triple H and DX beat him down repeatedly. Finally, Foley confessed that he just wasn’t ready to face Triple H in a Street Fight, drawing smiles from The Game. However, Foley continued, he knew a man who was. The announcement of this man’s identity quickly wiped the smile off of Triple H’s face – none other than Cactus Jack! Hunter’s reaction made sense. The last time he had wrestled Cactus Jack he had been piledriven through a table! Nevertheless, he promised Jack that he would regret this. Hunter was going to be more brutal and more sadistic than Jack could ever imagine – and he would love every second of it.

In the event, the match was a classic, and has passed into wrestling lore as being one of the high points of both men’s careers. Using everything from chairs and handcuffs to thumbtacks, the two men beat each other mercilessly. Finally, Triple H was victorious but he still left the arena on a stretcher and, even then, was attacked again by Cactus Jack. The ending left the window open for a re-match but, this time, Hunter demanded that Cactus put his career on the line. If he lost, he would be gone and that meant for good – no sneaky changing back to Mankind or Dude Love to get around the stipulation. Jack agreed but he had a stipulation in mind. There was only one way to up the ante on their brutal Street Fight – this match would have to be a Hell in a Cell match. It was, in a little historical note, the first time that such a match would take place without the involvement of The Undertaker (Kane and Mankind had once had such a match but ‘Taker interfered in it so much he might as well have taken part). It also marked the beginning of Triple H’s long association with this match type, an association that was to be as close as The Undertaker’s own.

Following their Street Fight would be no easy task but the two men proved up to it. Give Foley’s legendary reputation in these matches, Triple H had the door padlocked to stop Foley getting out of the cell. The two brawled wildly in and out of the ring before Foley broke a hole in the cell wall after diving off the top rope to the outside of the ring with a chair. The two men then continued to brawl on the outside before Hunter decided to head for higher ground. Cactus pursued him, with his trademark barbed wire two by four, only for Hunter to take the vicious weapon and use it to send Jack flying off of the cage and into a table. The match could have ended there but Jack eventually got back on top of the cell where the fight continued. The already awestruck crowd were further shocked when Jack lit his barbed wire two by four on fire! Attempting to piledrive Hunter onto the burning implement proved to be his downfall, however, as Triple H back-dropped him to counter the move. The impact sent Jack crashing right through the cell ceiling and into the ring, which broke under his weight! Even then, Jack shocked Hunter further by getting up one more time before the pedigree finally ended the match and, officially, Mick Foley’s career.

Although many prefer the Street Fight, for me, this was the absolute highlight of the long war between these two greats. Effectively, their feud was now over, although they would meet one last time at Wrestle Mania 2000, when Linda McMahon reinstated Foley for one night only. This epitomised exactly what a great wrestling feud should be. At different stages in their careers, both men were able to elevate their opponent as well as improving their own standing. The brawler and the technician were very different wrestlers, yet their styles meshed perfectly to create a series of classic matches that ended in one of the best of all time. Many have pointed this feud, particularly the later part in early 2000, as essential in getting Triple H to be seriously established as a main-event player in WWE but, in fairness, the feud did almost as much for Foley. Both men played instrumental roles in the other becoming WWE Champion and, while the feud certainly set the scene for Triple H’s incredible success over the following decade, it also proved a fitting swansong to the regular active career of Mick Foley.

I hope you enjoyed this look back at a great feud. I would be interested to know of any other feuds that you have particularly enjoyed, or would especially like me to look at. The theme of brawler versus technical wrestler is certainly one that I shall return to, as it seems to be the common element in a number of my favourite feuds. Nevertheless, as we shall see, it is by no means the only theme that one can build a great feud around.


Looking at Next Year’s Opponent for The Undertaker

This is an old post. For my predictions regarding Undertaker at Wrestle Mania in 2013, click here.

While it may seem a bit early to be worrying about this just yet, one consequence of the Shawn Michaels – Undertaker confrontation at Wrestlemania 26 is a general sense of uncertainty as to who Undertaker’s next ‘Mania opponent could or should be. In the last decade the Undertaker’s streak has become one of the biggest drawing tools for Wrestlemania that WWE have in their locker but, after the outstanding matches and build-up that we have witnessed for the last two years it is almost impossible to see how they can possibly follow up. If Shawn couldn’t get it done, how are we expected to believe that anyone can possibly beat the streak?

Candidates for the match are already pretty thin on the ground. After Wrestlemania 25 people remarked that the only marquee stars left in WWE that ’Taker had not faced at Wrestlemania were Chris Jericho and John Cena. As yet, that situation has not changed. On the face of it, both men offer a fairly enticing prospect as opponents for the Deadman. Firstly, both men have had relatively little to do with Undertaker over the years. John Cena met ‘Taker at Judgment Day 2003, during Undertaker’s American Badass run but, since then, has only wrestled him in a handful of showpiece TV matches, and Jericho has never wrestled Undertaker at pay per view, so both matches would be pretty fresh, as would the feuds leading into the matches.

Looking at them individually, each has strengths and weaknesses as potential Wrestlemania match-ups. Without wishing to sound like a Cena-hater, one would have to say that, from a wrestling standpoint, Chris Jericho offers the better prospect. Jericho is versatile, talented, experienced and consistent and has wrestled pretty much every kind of match under the sun. Further, his relatively small stature would allow the classic big man-little man dynamic, should the wrestlers wish to employ it. Jericho’s exceptional verbal skills also mean that the promo aspect of the build-up would likely be extremely entertaining as well. The big problem, however, is that Jericho just would not be a credible threat to the streak. His Wrestlemania record is spotty, at best and, although undoubtedly a “top guy”, Jericho is not the kind of ultra-dominant wrestler who carries that threat of real danger with him. Critics would argue that he has put too many guys over to seem as big a threat to the streak as, say, Triple H or Batista did. Then again, the same argument could easily have been made for Shawn Michaels but he managed to convince the crowd for two years running that, just maybe, he might be the guy to do it, despite a ‘Mania record tilted heavily towards the loss column, and a recent history of putting guys over. So, maybe that’s not a killer issue.

John Cena, on the other hand, certainly would carry a credible threat. With an incredibly dominant Wrestlemania record, including more championship victories than anyone else in history, no one could dismiss him. Moreover, beyond kayfabe results, the fact that he is, and seems destined to remain for some time, the poster boy of the company would mean that everybody would have to take the possibility of a Cena victory seriously. As a match, I could see this being really exciting. Even their Judgment Day 2003 match, where Cena was a clear underdog and there was nothing in particular on the line, was highly entertaining – this could be something else altogether. The promos, on the other hand, fill me with dread. The thought of Cena spending weeks doing his “I can’t see how I’ll win but I’ll do my best” routine is not enticing but would almost certainly be the way that WWE would go. If Cena were to be arrogant, confident, cocky even, then that would be a different story. For some reason, WWE seem to think that Cena needs to be presented as a humble hero, when the record of Austin and The Rock should have proven long ago that the WWE audience prefer cocky heroes.

Of the two, on balance Cena seems to be the best option. Although Jericho might wrestle a better match, the fact that the outcome would be so much more uncertain with Cena would probably mean that his match would end up being more exciting. Are these our only options, though? It’s true that they’re the only big names yet to wrestle Undertaker at Wrestlemania but that surely doesn’t mean that they’re the only possible candidates. We have almost a year to go, after all. Might not someone else be ready by then? Sheamus, Drew McIntyre, The Miz and even John Morrison are all people who may have hit the heights by then. Of them all, I see Sheamus as being the most likely. If he continues in his present vein, by early next year he should have built up a formidable record as a dangerous opponent. Drew, I fear, may struggle a little now if the rumours about Vince retiring the “Mr McMahon” character are true. Hopefully, he is established enough now that he no longer needs that crutch. He is also still playing catch-up with regards to Sheamus who, as a former world champion feuding with Triple H, is clearly some way in front of McIntyre in storyline development. The Miz is an unpredictable possibility – if he continues to improve as he has for the last couple of years he may well be one of the top guys in the company soon but, like Jericho, he may not quite come off as a credible threat. Morrison needs a lot of work and, possibly a heel turn but certainly is another guy to watch.

Does Undertaker’s opponent have to be new to him? It’s another valid question that must be asked. A rematch with one of his former opponents might be just as satisfying. Triple H is an enticing possibility. He carries with him a permanent aura of danger and confidence, and would have the obvious storyline spur of “getting revenge for Shawn”. Moreover, as Kevin Eck pointed out in his recent blog on this subject (I heartily recommend Eck’s column, Ring Posts, which you can check out on the Baltimore Sun’s website – just follow my link) Wrestlemania 27 will be the tenth anniversary of Triple H’s first Wrestlemania clash with Undertaker, an awesome match in itself. Edge and Batista probably met Undertaker too recently at ‘Mania but a second clash with Randy Orton might have some possibilities. Orton is a totally different proposition nowadays, compared to where he was at Wrestlemania 21 when they first met, so I could go with that.

The Big Show is always a believable threat to anyone, of course but Undertaker-Big Show clashes have been done to death now and, given ‘Taker’s age and physical condition, he probably needs a more agile and athletic opponent these days. Similar logic probably rules out Kane, although there is still a core of fans that remain fascinated by the “brothers’” relationship. If next year’s ‘Mania is certain to be Undertaker’s last then, maybe Kane would be the right opponent. However, Kane would need a lot of rehabbing before such a match. I would think he would need to be extremely dominant from now on, probably even picking up a world title, if fans were to take the match seriously. Still, much like Stone Cold and The Rock, it would be rather nice if Kane was Undertaker’s last Wrestlemania opponent.

Another possibility is CM Punk. He has not faced ‘Taker at ‘Mania yet but he has, of course, recently feuded with him. Unfortunately, Punk was pretty much owned during that feud so, again, he would need to be built up somewhat before any potential clash. If the Straight Edge Society are still together next year then their presence may just throw a bit of doubt into the equation. Other than that, I don’t see any possibilities on the current roster. An SES break-up might lead to a push for Luke Gallows but I don’t see him reaching that level that quickly. Christian has the skills but not the credibility and Kofi Kingston would need serious pushing to be a genuine threat.

That leaves us to consider the possibility of someone from outside the current roster coming in for a match? Fans are mentioning two names frequently: Goldberg and Sting. Goldberg is known to be signing a merchandise deal with WWE at the moment. Wrestlemania 27 is in Atlanta, where Goldberg has just a little support! Although he does not admit to any particular desire to have another match, at the same time he has not ruled it out. He is also a likely candidate to go into the Hall of Fame next year. Still, I don’t see it myself. By then, Goldberg will be 44 years old himself and, assuming he doesn’t have a match between now and then, will not have had a pro wrestling match for about seven years – that’s a lot of rust. The “unbeatable” aura he once carried has eroded to a considerable extent and many of the current generation of WWE fans will not even remember his disappointing WWE run, much less his glory days back in WCW. Then again, we might have expected the same to be true of Bret Hart but the crowd still popped for him. Also, with Goldberg it would be too obvious that he was just wrestling “one more match” and, therefore, it is unlikely that anyone would really buy him as a possible winner. If Goldberg does wrestle at next year’s ‘Mania, it should be against some cocky young smart-mouth heel that he can spear, jackhammer and pin in short order to get a nice pop from the fans, create a feel-good ‘Mania moment and give himself a nicer farewell to the business.

Sting is another kettle of fish entirely. Ever since he donned the trench coat and adopted the Crow style face-paint fans have tended to see him as WCW’s answer to The Undertaker. Despite his age he is still in good shape and works to a high standard. His status within the business is also truly legendary. The problem of recognition amongst the current WWE audience remains, however, as does the fact that he is approaching retirement. Like Goldberg, it would probably be an obvious one-off appearance, so the outcome would be all too predictable. Also, in both men’s cases one has to question whether or not they would be willing to do the weeks or even months of TV build-up and promotion that WWE would want for such a match. Moreover, Sting has never once even hinted at any desire to go to WWE and seems perfectly happy in TNA at the moment. Finally, even if he leaves TNA and decides he wants to go to WWE, there is no guarantee that they would put him on the ‘Mania bill. WWE give Wrestlemania spots to people because they think they will draw, not because they deserve it. Otherwise Jerry Lawler would have been booked on a Wrestlemania card years ago. I don’t see Goldberg-Undertaker happening but I see even less likelihood of Sting-Undertaker.

So, after all that we are still left with John Cena as the likeliest opponent and WWE may well go that way, though many speculate that an interim opponent will be found next year and Cena will be saved for the one after, the twentieth Wrestlemania match of The Undertaker and an obvious round number to finish his career with. There is yet, however, another possibility which I would advocate as utterly changing the dynamic. Simply put, why not book Undertaker in a tag team match? This would give a whole new angle to the situation as, for the first time, Undertaker’s streak would not be entirely in his own hands. WWE would be able to play up the possibility that ‘Taker’s partner might be pinned and thereby cost him the streak. The obvious partner would be Kane and he has enough “tweener” mystique to muddy the waters even further, by hinting in promos that he might actually want to lose just to cost his “brother” the streak. A tag match, with a partner of dubious loyalty would be a whole new spin on the streak and could breathe life into it.

Moreover, if next year did turn out to be Undertaker’s last hurrah, then what better way to go out than teaming with his storyline brother? Of course, their opponents would need to be carefully chosen. If it had been this year, I would have said D-Generation X would have been perfect for the job. However, I would like to see the team of ShowMiz, The Big Show and The Miz kept together and remain champions all the way through to next year’s Wrestlemania for the purpose. By then they would be established as a fantastically dominant team and The Miz is young enough and athletic enough that he could do the majority of bumping to keep the match going at a fast pace despite the more advanced ages and huge size of the other participants.

Another possibility would be for The Undertaker to take on a “dark apprentice”, a character that could maintain the “occult” gimmick after Undertaker himself calls it a day. This would give another young wrestler the rub and allow WWE to use the match to help create a new star while, at the same time, casting doubt on the outcome through the device of the opponents targeting the inexperience of Undertaker’s partner. This would, of course, be dependent on finding a young talent with the necessary aura and charisma to take on the role convincingly. Perhaps a young man like NWA star Mikael Judas might fit the bill. This would, however, be similar to what WWE tried to do in 2003 with Nathan Jones, only for Jones to prove unsuited for the role so they may well be leery of trying it again.

In conclusion, then, my preferred option for The Undertaker would be to see him team with Kane against an incredibly dominant ShowMiz at Wrestlemania 27. The only problem with that is that it would prevent The Hart Dynasty from winning the tag titles in the meantime (unless they won them then dropped them back to ShowMiz during the year) but, given the youth of the Harts, I don’t think this is a major problem. This match would be a genuinely less predictable contest and would also achieve the bonus of giving Kane something worthwhile to do at next year’s event, rather than merely making up the numbers in the Money in the Bank ladder match.


Looking Back at Some of the Great Wrestlemania Performers

With the Undertaker successfully extending his streak to 18 wins at Wrestlemania, I thought it might help put that astonishing record into context if we had a look at the competition. With that in mind, I have composed this list of some of the greats of Wrestlemania, which I have arranged in a loose top 20, based primarily on how many matches people have had at Wrestlemania, then on victories and championships won or retained. This is not necessarily a list of the 20 best Wrestlemania records, however, simply an arrangement of 20 of the biggest names in the event’s history.

20 Ric Flair

The Nature Boy is at the bottom of my list simply because the bulk of his career was spent outside WWE. As a result, he only wrestled five matches at Mania, and he lost four of those. Nevertheless, he did give us one of the enduring moments in Mania history with his final Mania match even if, in the eyes of some fans, he has rather cheapened that moment by returning to the ring.

19 Batista

Injuries have prevented Batista from racking up a few more Mania appearances. Thus far he has achieved only three Wrestlemania victories, set against two defeats. That said, one of those victories was over Triple H for the World Heavyweight Championship in what must be remembered as one of the great storylines of the decade.

18 The Ultimate Warrior

A happy accident sees Warrior and Batista side by side in this listing. Like Batista, Warrior has had five Wrestlemania matches but his four and one record nudges him ahead. Also like Batista, one of Warrior’s victories saw him win a title against a dominant champion, Hulk Hogan, at Wrestlemania 6. That moment alone suffices to book him a place on any list of Mania greats.

17 Mick Foley

With six Wrestlemania matches we come to Mrs Foley’s baby boy, the hardcore legend himself. It is perhaps unsurprising that Foley’s record is stacked towards the loss column, with two wins, three losses and one double count-out. Even so, Foley participated in a main event at Wrestlemania 2000 and won the tag team titles with his mentor Terry Funk in a fondly remembered dumpster match at Wrestlemania 14. He also provided one of the most spectacular moments in Mania history when Edge speared him through a flaming table.

16 Owen Hart

Another man who had six matches at Wrestlemania, Owen actually had an impressively dominant record, winning five of his six matches. His most famous victory was probably his Wrestlemania 10 victory over brother Bret but he also won and retained tag team championships at the big dance.

15 Roddy Piper

Piper is probably another man you might have expected more Wrestlemania matches from. Nevertheless, although a mainstay of the first two Manias, Piper only had seven Wrestlemania matches and only two victories. Having said that, he was involved in several more Wrestlemanias, whether hosting Piper’s Pit or acting as a special referee. His ultimate moment has to be his participation in the main event of Wrestlemania itself (as he said at this year’s Hall of Fame Induction, “I was there when it didn’t have a number”) when he teamed with “Mr Wonderful” Paul Orndorff against Hogan and Mr T.

14 Kurt Angle

The Olympic gold medallist also stands on seven Wrestlemania matches but, with three victories, he edges just ahead of the rowdy one. Even so, Angle has lost more than he’s won on the grandest stage, and he must be the only man in history to lose two titles at the same Wrestlemania (Wrestlemania 2000, if you’re interested). A truly great wrestler, Kurt has rarely had bad matches but his high point must be his Wrestlemania 21 clash with Shawn Michaels – the last match Angle would ever win at Wrestlemania.

13 Randy Orton

With exactly the same record (three wins, four losses) as Kurt Angle, the only reason I have moved Mr Orton up is that one of his victories saw him retain the WWE Championship – Angle never won a title match at Wrestlemania. One of the many victims of The Undertaker, one somehow feels that Orton is yet to have his truly defining Wrestlemania moment.

12 “Stone Cold” Steve Austin

Yet another man on seven Wrestlemania matches, within that seven Austin boasts an incredibly dominant record. Not only has he earned five wins for two losses, three of Austin’s Wrestlemania wins (14, 15 and 17) saw him capture the WWE Championship. Yet, it is one of his defeats that probably stands out the most, his “I Quit” loss to Bret Hart at Wrestlemania 13. Although many will point out Shawn Michaels as the man who made Austin at Wrestlemania 14, it was this match where Austin “passed out from the pain” and refused to quit that truly legitimised him as a main-eventer.

11 John Cena

An even more dominant record than Austin’s belongs to the Chaingang soldier, with six wins and only one defeat. Cena has also won both the World Heavyweight and WWE Championships at Mania, as well as twice retaining the WWE Championship and winning the US Championship! The fact that no less than three of his six victories have come by submission also makes him the most successful submission wrestler in Mania history. Like many others, Cena’s finest Wrestlemania moment probably came against Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania 23.

10 The Rock

Moving on to eight Wrestlemania matches, we come to the Great One, whose record is exactly even at four wins and four losses. When two of those losses come in a fantastic series of main events with Steve Austin, however, they’re almost as good as victories! The Rock twice retained the Intercontinental Championship at Wrestlemania but his greatest moment has to be Wrestlemania 18, when he defeated Hulk Hogan in one of the most emotional matches in Mania history.

9 Randy Savage

The Macho Man was truly a Wrestlemania specialist. A two time WWE Champion, both of his title victories came at Wrestlemania. At Wrestlemania 4 he actually won 4 matches to win his first WWE Championship, which he held onto until Wrestlemania 5 when he lost it to Hulk Hogan! Wrestlemania 8 saw him beat Ric Flair for the title, one year after supposedly being retired by The Ultimate Warrior but it is his Wrestlemania 3 Intercontinental Title match with Ricky Steamboat that remains his outstanding moment. A record of eleven matches, although only wrestling on eight Wrestlemania cards, which is why I have ranked him at this point, with seven wins and four defeats truly does not tell the whole story.

8 Chris Jericho

Having competed at nine Wrestlemanias, it is impressive that I have Jericho’s win/loss record as four and six! This is because Wrestlemania 2000 saw him effectively wrestle two matches, where he was pinned the first time but won the European Championship the second. Jericho’s greatest Wrestlemania success came this year when he successfully retained the World Heavyweight Championship against Edge; however, most would rank his defeat to Shawn Michaels as his greatest Wrestlemania match.

7 Edge

Amusingly, although Jericho this year taunted Edge for missing Wrestlemanias through injury, they have, in fact, worked the same amount of Manias. Edge, however, has a slightly more impressive record of five wins and four losses, including two tag team championship victories. One interesting fact is that Edge has lost his last four Wrestlemania matches, having won all of his first five. Edge has generally been a big-time player who has always brought his a-game to Wrestlemania but, for me, his victory with Christian at TLC 2, back in Wrestlemania 17, is still his standout moment.

6 Hulk Hogan

For many years Hulk Hogan more or less WAS Wrestlemania and his record reflects that. Hulk Hogan wrestled at eleven Wrestlemanias in all, including the first nine, and managed to compete in twelve matches, of which he won eight. It is not terribly surprising, therefore, that his losses are often more memorable than his victories, particularly against Ultimate Warrior and The Rock. Even so, there can only be one choice for Hulk Hogan’s defining Mania moment – his victory over Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania 3.

5 Kane

The Undertaker’s impressive Wrestlemania record probably helps to explain why people often overlook the fact that Kane has notched up a pretty impressive record himself. Having appeared in twelve Wrestlemanias, Kane has become part of the furniture at the big event. His record, of five wins and seven losses, may not seem quite so impressive but, when one considers that three of those losses came in Money in the Bank matches and two against The Undertaker, his record begins to look more dominant. His very first Wrestlemania match, against Undertaker at Wrestlemania 14, is probably still his best moment.

4 Bret Hart

The tremendous fitness and consistency of Bret Hart saw him compete in 12 consecutive Wrestlemanias, from 2 to 13, an amazing record in itself. Adding his latest appearance at this year’s event, that means that Bret has participated in fully half of all the Wrestlemanias, wrestling a total of fourteen matches. His win/loss record of eight and six illustrates the generosity of his career, not to mention the fact that Bret didn’t need a win to make a Wrestlemania moment – witness his losses to Shawn Michaels and Owen Hart, as well as the battle royal finish at Wrestlemania 4. Nevertheless, I would have to say that Bret’s greatest moment is one that’s already appeared on this list – the “I Quit” match with Steve Austin at Wrestlemania 13. This match was one of the defining moments of WWE history, which paved the way for the Attitude Era and all that followed.

3 Triple H

Another incredibly consistent performer, this year Triple H wrestled his fourteenth Wrestlemania match at his fourteenth Wrestlemania – a staggering feat when one considers that he is still only forty and in great shape. Perhaps surprisingly, however, given the constant accusations that he uses his influence to leverage his own position, Hunter’s win-loss record is dead even – seven wins and seven losses. Even so, Wrestlemania has been good to Triple H. No one has retained more championships at the big event than he has – three times Triple H has walked into Wrestlemania a world champion and left the same way. He also boasts the little-known record that he is the only man ever to beat Owen Hart at Wrestlemania. Many would say that Hunter is still searching for that truly defining Mania moment. His match with Undertaker at Wrestlemania 17 was a true classic but I would place his fatal four-way victory at Wrestlemania 2000 on the top of his list. Not only did he successfully retain the WWE title against three challengers – The Rock, Mick Foley and The Big Show – he did what no one had ever done before. He became the first heel ever to leave Wrestlemania victorious in the main event.

2 Shawn Michaels

The man they call “Mr Wrestlemania” comes in at number two with an astonishing 17 Manias! It would have been more if he hadn’t missed Wrestlemania 13, as well. At first glance, Michaels’ slanted win-loss record of a mere six wins and eleven defeats might seem to take the gloss off of his record but, as usual, the wins and losses don’t tell the whole story here. Yet, although Michaels had well and truly made his name by the time of his first, forced, retirement after Wrestlemania 14, it is his performances since his comeback at Wrestlemania 19 that have really been consistently stellar. His matches against Chris Jericho, John Cena and Ric Flair have all been outstanding and when one adds to them his earlier main events with Bret Hart and Steve Austin, the reason for the “Mr Wrestlemania” tag becomes more obvious. Ultimately, of course, it is his two last Wrestlemanias, with his brace of matches against The Undertaker that truly define his Wrestlemania legacy. Shawn Michaels took the most dependable, bankable streak in wrestling history and threw it in doubt again. It’s hard to see how anybody could possibly have a better Wrestlemania record or, at least, it would be if it weren’t for…

1 The Undertaker

What can we say? This man has competed in 18 of the last 19 Wrestlemanias and has won every one of his matches. His seventeen opponents include no less than ten world champions and two current hall of famers. He is one of only two men (the other being Steve Austin) to win three world championships at Wrestlemania. More important than all of this, however, is just how good some of those matches have been. Standouts include his brutal clash with Triple H at Wrestlemania 17, his encounters with Kane (particularly their first at Wrestlemania 14) and his World Heavyweight Championship wins over Batista and Edge. Beyond a shadow of a doubt, however, his greatest moments have been his two victories over Shawn Michaels in the last two Wrestlemanias. The Undertaker’s streak has become one of the great drawing tools of modern wrestling. It has now become something special simply to be the Deadman’s opponent at Wrestlemania. The only thing is where do we go from here? How can the Shawn Michaels-Undertaker rivalry be followed? Only time will tell. One thing is for sure, no one will ever match this record.


Welcome to Wrassle-Mania! A Look Back at Wrestlemania 26

After such an impressive build-up, it seems hard to believe that Wrestlemania 26 has come and gone. WWE are, of course, fond of exaggeration and hyperbole but, in this case, many of their assertions going in to the event were on the money. This was undoubtedly one of the most hotly anticipated ‘Manias that I can remember, and the rematch between Shawn Michaels and the Undertaker was certainly the most hotly anticipated Wrestlemania match that I can remember. The question was, would it all live up to the hype and expectation? Spoilers follow throughout as I attempt to give my own answer to that question so, if you haven’t yet watched the show and are planning to, I advise you to stop reading now.

The show kicked off with the usual patriotic montage as guest Fantasia sang the national anthem. The stadium looked absolutely amazing, with an enormous stage set-up, huge ramp to the ring and a great deal of pyro. WWE are expected, by virtue of being the biggest and richest wrestling promotion, to have the best production values in wrestling but, in fairness I still don’t think that they always get the credit they deserve. Critics should not underestimate the role this plays in WWE’s dominance of the industry; if TNA could match these production values it would vastly improve their ratings in my opinion, simply because many fans would immediately take the promotion more seriously.

So, after the usual impressive victory package it was on to the first match, the Unified Tag Team Championship match pitting R-Truth and John Morrison against ShowMiz. While this may not have really been one of the feature attractions, I was nevertheless somewhat disappointed by the brevity of this match. The challengers showed a few of their nice moves and then, before you knew it, Morrison was lying flat on his back. Having said that, the result does not displease me in the least, as I had no particular desire to see Morrison and Truth remain a team, while ShowMiz are great value and should stay together for a long time yet. The tag match was followed by the triple threat match between Randy Orton and his two former Legacy stooges, Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase. Frankly, it made sense to get this one out of the way early as well, since the majority of fans had seemed under whelmed by the build to this. The match itself was executed well enough but suffered due to the fact that is was so painfully predictable: Orton fought bravely until the numbers caught up with him, then the two beat him down for a while, until miscommunications caused them to start fighting each other, allowing Orton to get the win. Tired, all too often repeated formula that just goes to show that sometimes, doing what makes sense isn’t always the smart thing to do. On the plus side, Orton was massively over with audience, who just loved everything he did. A good crowd can lift a mediocre match sometimes and that’s what happened here.

So, it wouldn’t be WWE without some shameless shilling and tedious attempts at humour so, following the triple threat we got a bit of both. After the usual unnecessary singing from Jillian Hall (and how on earth is that gimmick still going?) Santino Marella informed us that anything could happen when you bite into a Slim Jim. Upon biting into his, Jillian transformed into Mae Young who proceeded to snog the unfortunate cobra, before another bite replaced her with Gene Okerlund. Finally, Melina replaced Gene and the pair walked off screen, ending this pointless segment. Now, as much as I pop for anything that gets Mean Gene on the screen, I am sick and tired of Mae Young snogging guys a third of her age. For goodness’ sake Vince, get it through your head, it’s NOT FUNNY ANYMORE! IT NEVER WAS!

Thankfully we had wrestling again after that, in the form of the Ten Man Money in the Bank Ladder Match. These matches don’t really need any kind of review, do they? We saw lots of crazy spots, some of which clearly didn’t come off quite the way they were supposed to, and some exciting moments as people almost got the brief case. Michael Cole managed to call a Twist of Fate when Christian actually hit an inverted DDT off of the ladder on Matt Hardy, which, once again, seemingly had every smark on the net calling for his head. Yeah, because Jim Ross never called a move wrong, did he? It’s the heat of the moment guys, nobody’s perfect. To be fair to Cole, Hardy was trying to hit the Twist of Fate at the time. In any case, I was extremely pleased when Jack Swagger won the match. I am happy to say that I was nowhere near calling this and never would have but then, I never thought CM Punk had a chance of winning MITB the first time he did, either. Hopefully, Swagger will seize this chance to step up to the next level.

After a quick look back at the Hall of Fame from the previous night, it was on to Triple H and Sheamus. I had originally called Sheamus to win this one but, looking back at Hunter’s Wrestlemania record, I began to have my doubts, rightly so as it transpired. Win or lose didn’t really matter in the end, as this was by far Sheamus’ best match thus far in WWE. A lot of credit must go to Hunter for selling Sheamus as a real threat. There were a couple of near falls that were actually hard to call, the crowd were seriously into Triple H and, when all was said and done, this was the best match to this point on the card. Absolutely awesome video package to recap the feud before the match, as well.

Another impressive video package followed, refreshing our memories of the excellent CM Punk-Rey Mysterio feud. I must say, I never thought that there was any possibility that Mysterio would lose this and be forced to join the Straight Edge Society, as it seemed to me that that would absolutely kill his character but, even so, this was a fun match, if a little short. There were some excellent sequences in this match, including a truly outstanding DDT counter by Mysterio, and the finish was a work of art. The last year has been outstanding for Mysterio, particularly the feuds with Jericho and Punk, while CM Punk himself can seemingly do no wrong. Everything the man does is awesome.

Twelve years in the making! Bret Hart finally gets his hands on Vince McMahon. We all knew what this was – a feel good moment in which Bret would get revenge. Two things were guaranteed to happen in this match: Vince would get screwed in some way, and then he would tap out in the sharpshooter. In that sense, the audience were not disappointed. However, this was another example of that strange situation where doing what makes sense doesn’t actually work. This was just a beat-down, pure and simple and, as such, it went on for way too long and got boring. Then again, why would Bret finish this quickly? Why wouldn’t he torture Vince? It made sense within the confines of the story but it didn’t make for good entertainment.

We had reached the business end of the show now, a fact further illustrated by the fact that the next match up was the World Heavyweight Championship match between Edge and Chris Jericho. Maybe it was just the TV but Edge did not seem particularly over here, while the Chris Jericho fan club were definitely front and centre! It seems as if Edge’s face run is already losing steam. The match itself was very good, and the longest to that point but fell short of being a classic. However, I was glad to be on the money in predicting a Jericho victory, since his championship reign deserves to continue. After the match, Edge hit Jericho with an awesome spear off the announce tables but the majority of the crowd actually seemed to boo this. This is the third time, as far as I recollect, that Edge has been pushed as a main-event babyface and it has never worked. Perhaps it’s time for WWE to simply accept that the guy is a natural heel.

By this point of the show I was feeling pretty happy as a viewer. Although nothing had jumped out at me as a must-see classic, I had spent the entire show anticipating something big coming up so, since nothing had really annoyed me (Mae Young and Jillian Hall aside) I was by no means disappointed. Unfortunately, I was just about to be. Next up was the ten Diva tag team match, which gave us the enticing prospect of Vickie Guerrero in action. Yes, I just typed that with a straight face. Never play poker against me! The match was actually okay, clearly intended to be short and allowing each of the women to hit her finisher in a sequence that was actually quite amusing, despite how ludicrously contrived it was. Unfortunately, at the end of all that we were treated to the sight of Vickie giving her “bullfrog splash”, messing it up completely and managing to make a mess of the cover as well. Moreover, what the heck is she doing getting a victory at WRESTLE-EFFING-MANIA?! Vickie is an absolute heat magnet and I think that she does a great job for WWE but at Mania she should be embarrassed and run out of the arena.

Ah well, thankfully there was a proper wrestling match to follow that in the form of Batista versus John Cena. Plenty of boo boys in attendance for Mr Cena, as usual but the main thing is that the crowd were totally engaged by this match, which as a result, was excellent. I wasn’t too enamoured by the decision to have Batista tap out but since he has made Cena his personal you know what for the last couple of months I suppose Cena needed as decisive a victory as possible. Incidentally, this victory made John Cena the most successful submission wrestler in Wrestlemania history, as he became the first man ever to win three Mania matches by submission. This was undoubtedly the best match of the card. At least, until….

The Main Event! The rematch between the Undertaker and Shawn Michaels was the most anticipated match in Wrestlemania history, so they said, and I won’t argue. Did it live up to last year? Absolutely. Was it a better match? Hard to say. The point is that this match was emotionally stronger than last year’s because almost no one wanted either man to lose. Debate had raged over this one but I never wavered in my conviction that The Streak would endure. I tell a lie, that was my call but I was really uncertain for much of the match because the near falls were just too hard to call! However, when the final moments came, with their deliberate evocation of the end of Michaels-Flair two years ago, it became suddenly clear. Like Michaels, Taker didn’t want to retire his noble adversary. Like Flair, Michaels wanted no sympathy and demanded Taker’s best shot. And, with a tombstone and a three-count, it was over. Simply spine-tingling.

And so, is this really the end for Shawn? I can’t say for sure. I’m not naive enough to take a wrestling retirement as gospel but on the other hand, it does seem to me that WWE wanted this to mean something. Would it still matter if Shawn ends up back in the ring in August? That’s for each of us to answer for ourselves. I will say this much, however: those people who keep suggesting Shawn will follow Flair to TNA are, I think, sorely mistaken! I would be very surprised indeed if Shawn ever wrestles again outside of a WWE ring.

So, looking at the show overall, Wrestlemania 26 came in with massive momentum from what was widely agreed to be one of the strongest pay per view builds in recent WWE history. The show itself, however, rarely hit the heights. That said, it was also, with the exception of a bad comedy skit and a terrible finish to the Divas match, never less than solidly entertaining. The show was also wisely structured and built up to a superb finale. Last year, I gave Wrestlemania 25 a grudging 8 out of 10 almost entirely on the strength of the HBK-Taker match. This year, it’s an easy and well-deserved 8.5 out of 10, which I might well kick up to a 9…. purely on the strength of the HBK-Taker match.

Thanks for the memories, Shawn!


Thoughts on Raw and Destination X

To the fans chanting “you can’t wrestle” at John Cena (during a promo) on Raw this week: get over it. Please. They’re not going to fire him. They’re not going to push him down the card. They’re probably not even going to turn him heel. They’re certainly not going to acknowledge your chants. So, if you don’t like Cena please, please just stop watching his segments, quit it with the inane chanting and quit ruining it for the rest of us!

Bret Hart’s promo on Raw went on too long and the crowd seemed to get a bit restless. Given that he didn’t actually have anything new to say, this segment should have been shorter. Really liked the way he finished, though.

Enjoyed the Pete Rose-Kane interaction. Takes me back! Also enjoyed the Kane-HBK match and the interference by Undertaker.

Finally, Kofi is added to Money in the Bank! About time, too. Did ANYONE think Koslov actually stood a chance of qualifying?

Enjoyed Ted and Cody’s little digs at each other. That handicap match was a very well put together segment.

All in all, another strong Raw as we build to Wrestlemania…on Sunday!

As usual, I enjoyed TNA’s latest pay per view offering. Destination X had some great matches but none more than Generation Me versus The Motor City Machine Guns in Ultimate X. The speed and fluidity with which Gen Me work is breathtaking and, while their high-spot filled offence may not be every wrestling fan’s preferred style of wrestling, one has to admit that they are taking it to new levels.

Rob Terry’s match with Magnus was booked sensibly to allow Terry to shine without putting too much pressure on him. Speaking of the British Invasion, Doug Williams had a very strong outing with Shannon Moore. I like the fact that Kazarian has regained his spot at no.1 contender but Moore still has a beef with the champ. The way TNA position multiple potential challengers to their title-holders helps keep the show interesting and unpredictable.

Loved the finish to Abyss-Styles. Sure, we all prefer clean finishes at pay per views but there’s no law that says every main event has to end in a clean finish. Once again, we now have a champ facing several deserving contenders. Abyss has been built up even stronger without hurting the champ. The main thing is that Abyss left Destination X more popular than when he entered it, at least as far as I could tell by listening to the crowd.

Revised ‘Mania predictions:

Still with Cena over Batista.

‘Taker over Michaels.

Edge over Jericho (but harder to call).

Bret over Vince with the Sharpshooter.

Sheamus over Triple H (big call, I know).

Rey Mysterio over CM Punk (think this is a no-brainer).

Randy Orton to win triple threat against Legacy (though I won’t be totally surprised if not).

Still can’t pick a Money in the Bank winner: say, one from McIntyre, Kingston, Christian or, just maybe, MVP.

ShowMiz to retain tag titles.


Predictions and Speculation for Wrestlemania 26

Wrestlemania 26 is clearly visible on the horizon now and, I must say, is taking shape very nicely. WWE are building multiple storylines very effectively and look to be creating an attraction that will be a “can’t-miss” event for many fans. That is not to say that I don’t have a few worries or reservations but, by and large, I am a pretty happy WWE fan at the moment. With all that said, here is a quick look ahead at some of the matches we can expect to see, as well as some speculation about what else may or may not be on the show.

 The confirmed card thus far looks like this:

 WWE Championship: John Cena vs Batista (c)

 World Heavyweight Championship: Edge vs Chris Jericho (c)

 Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels (if Michaels loses he must retire)

 Vince McMahon vs Bret Hart

 Money in the Bank Ladder Match: Christian vs Dolph Ziggler vs Kane vs Shelton Benjamin vs Jack Swagger vs MVP vs two more yet to be determined.

 That’s a pretty good start to the card right there. Four big singles matches and the usual Money in the Bank spectacular. Let’s have a close examination.

 WWE Championship

 The build to this match has already been pretty heated and has crossed nicely with the Vince/Bret storyline. I wouldn’t be surprised to see more crossovers between the two, especially since Vince is taking on Cena on next week’s Raw. I particularly enjoyed the promo exchange between the two on Raw this week, which highlighted the differences between the two wrestlers perfectly. Batista has not been this compelling a character since his feud with Triple H during the break-up of Evolution in 2005. It’s also nice to see that the booing of John Cena seems to have died down somewhat. What makes this story interesting is that it’s simple, rooted in “truth” and about winning a championship. For those of you who missed Batista’s promo, basically he has a personal axe to grind with Cena because he feels that, while their rises to the top have been almost identical, he has been shunted aside while Cena has been made the “face of WWE”. Cena, in turn, has responded that he has had the breaks he has because he has worked for them. Batista wants to destroy Cena out of envy, Cena wants to get revenge on Batista for stealing his title and beating him down and both of them want to leave Wrestlemania the WWE Champion. That’s a proper wrestling angle, which is why I’m really enjoying this feud.

 My prediction: This is actually hard to call but ‘Mania tends to favour feel-good endings, so I’ll go with John Cena.

 World Heavyweight Championship

 Smackdown’s top belt is on the line in an equally personal feud that, again, places emphasis on being champion. All too often in the modern era of wrestling, promoters have devalued championships by underplaying their importance to the wrestlers. I’ve said it many times before; if you want fans to care about championships, just make sure the wrestlers do. Chris Jericho certainly cares about his championship, which means all the fans want to see him lose it. I’ve always felt that Edge works better as a heel than as a face, so it’s good to see that his return has not led to a major change in his personality. The storyline that WWE introduced on last week’s Smackdown, that Jericho is getting twitchy and nervous because he has been speared so many times, and that Edge keeps reminding him that one more spear at Wrestlemania will end it all, is good television. Obviously, any mic work involving these two is guaranteed to be gold and, in the ring, this could be a show-stealer. Edge has been built up very strongly since his comeback at the Rumble. Jericho could use a little more building up himself before the big night.

 My prediction: Again, I’ll go with the good guy here and pick Edge. However, I’ll say this much for certain. At some point, Edge will hit that spear and Jericho will kick out!

 Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels

 Last year, a superb build-up led to what was almost universally acclaimed as the match of the year between these two. Now everyone is asking, can they follow that? Well, once again the build-up has been outstanding, largely due to the awesome work of Shawn Michaels who really does seem to get better with age. Michaels’ obsession with getting another shot at the Deadman has been the most compelling aspect of Raw for weeks, and the fact that he has been willing to risk friendships, championship opportunities and even his livelihood all emphasise the importance of this match. The only possible danger of this is that, by having Shawn clearly value a match with Undertaker over the Tag Team Championships or the two world titles, WWE might be devaluing those belts in the eyes of fans. They have avoided this by having Triple H act as the sane counterbalance to the obsessed Michaels, constantly re-emphasising the importance of such things. This storyline is further improved by the fact that putting Michaels’ career on the line just for once makes it that little bit harder to predict; normally, Undertaker’s Wrestlemania matches are so obviously going to be wins for the Deadman.

 My Prediction: I’m still going for Undertaker to win this. It makes no sense to break the streak, particularly for a guy who’s basically the same age as ‘Taker and will probably leave the company at much the same time. Rumour has it that Michaels is intending to take a break after Wrestlemania anyway, and let’s face it, retirement stipulations don’t usually mean much more than a brief holiday anyway!

 Vince McMahon vs Bret “The Hitman” Hart

 The build to this match has been a bit patchy compared to the three previously mentioned, although not without its merits. Vince has been able to act like a total jerk, as only he can, while Bret, even without his past history, would be the perfect choice for the decent guy role. I still think this would be improved if Bret’s “broken leg” was revealed to be a ruse by Hart, designed to lull McMahon into a false sense of security, and maybe that is the way they will go. I don’t hope for much from the match – a sexagenarian against a 52 year old ex wrestler who’s suffered a stroke and hasn’t wrestled in a decade is not a recipe for a mat classic – so I’d like to see this made No Disqualification.

 My Prediction: This one is an easy call! It ends with Vince, tapping like a drunken man in the Sharpshooter while the crowd goes wild!

 That leaves us with Money in the Bank, which is generally difficult to call, the more so because it has two slots still to be filled. I do, however, like the fact that WWE are making a big deal about the fact that qualifying for this match means a spot at Wrestlemania and, just maybe, a future title shot. This should be a big deal. However, that leaves us with an awful lot of guys who should be at ‘Mania who don’t yet have a match. Let’s have a look.

 Triple H

 Judging by the way Sheamus left Hunter lying at the end of this week’s Raw, we can look forward to a match between them at ‘Mania. I like this for several reasons. Firstly, it helps build up Sheamus as a proper star. Secondly, it keeps Triple H out of the title picture, where he no longer needs to be very often. Thirdly, the match will really help Sheamus improve. Doubtless some will complain that Hunter only wants to work with his mates but I just like the fact that, on the biggest night of the year, it looks like Triple H will be using his star power to help get a young guy over. I don’t know who would win this match, nor do I think it really matters as long as it is close and competitive.

 Randy Orton

 It looks as if we will have the now-babyface Orton taking on his former Legacy stooges in some way. The only problem is that there is, as yet, no reason for the fans to buy Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase (junior) as being any kind of threat to Orton. Even two on one, he saw them both off this week. If this is to go anywhere, something needs to change quickly. Of course, there are two spots left in Money in the Bank…it might be fun if Orton took one and one of his former henchmen the other. I don’t see that happening, though. It will be a handicap match of some kind, I imagine.

 If those two matches go ahead, that means we have six matches and Money in the Bank. When you add in the national anthem, the Hall of Fame recap and so on, space is already going to be running short, even on a four hour show. And there are still a lot of people left who really should be wrestling.

 ShowMiz

 The tag team champions are too entertaining not to be at ‘Mania, plus the fact is that the tag titles have been rehabilitated rather effectively since Edge & Jericho took them last year, and it would be a shame not to represent them at all. Who could challenge for them, though? The recently formed tag team of Matt Hardy and The Great Khali might be a good choice for a short match but there are people ahead of them in the pecking order who deserve a shot. It would be nice to see The Hart Dynasty get in there, but I don’t see them making it either, besides which that would be heel-heel. I could, however, see a team of John Morrison and R-Truth coming together for ‘Mania. The two have been pally in recent weeks, don’t yet have a match and are way too over to be left out entirely. They could go in Money in the Bank, of course, but that would rather make a mockery of the fact that they lost a qualifying match to Dolph Ziggler.

 The other option for ShowMiz is that The Miz defends his US Championship, with Show in his corner. Morrison would be a good opponent here as well, especially since the most recent contender, MVP, is already in Money in the Bank. Then again, there is always Daniel Bryan. With The Miz mentoring Bryan on new show NXT and, given their antipathy and the fact that Bryan is in no way, shape or form a wrestling rookie, WWE may want some interaction between Bryan and The Miz for Wrestlemania. If that is the case, things are beginning to look bleak for Morrison and Truth.

 CM Punk

 It now seems that Punk versus Rey Mysterio is all but a done deal for Wrestlemania. The two have been feuding for weeks, costing each other all types of matches and opportunities and, rumour has it that the two want the match out of character just as much as they want it in character. This match will be very good both from a wrestling perspective and a storyline build perspective. Again, rumourmongers say that this will be Hair versus Mask. If that is true, I really, really hope that WWE have the good sense to leave the mask on Rey.

 Drew McIntyre

 The Intercontinental Champion is on a roll, even though Kane just broke his unbeaten run. A match at ‘Mania would be a nice way of underlining the importance of both the man and his title but I suspect that just as much could be achieved by having Drew walk and bitch for a while about not having a match. Then again, McIntyre might be a good option for Morrison and/or Truth if ShowMiz are otherwise occupied.

 The last spots in Money in the Bank

 I’m pretty certain that Kofi Kingston will get one of these. At least, I hope so, because I can’t see what else he is going to be doing at ‘Mania and it will be criminal if he doesn’t get there at all. Beyond that, it’s basically a case of take your pick. Finlay, Mark Henry, Yoshi Tatsu, Luke Gallows, Matt Hardy, Ezekiel Jackson and Mike Knox are all reasonable possibilities. Okay, I’m just kidding about Knox! As for the match itself, my money is on Christian to win it, but I could see Kingston winning as well. Ziggler, Kane, Benjamin and Swagger all have basically no chance. MVP I can’t see winning but would give him just a little more chance than the other guys. Jackson might have a chance if he makes it.

Finally, one would think that there would be some sort of women’s match. I would go for Michelle McCool versus Mickie James, as that allows Vickie Guerrero to get involved.

 So, there we have it. My predictions for what I think is going to be a very enjoyable Wrestlemania. This has the potential to be the best Wrestlemania since Wrestlemania 17 in 2001, in my opinion. Let’s hope it achieves that.


Replaying the Game – a look back.

From the late summer of 2002 to Wrestlemania 20 in 2004, Triple H was the undisputed king of WWE and, most especially, Raw. During this period he was champion almost the whole time and was the top contender for practically all of the rest. In fact, there were only three title matches on the Raw brand that did not feature Triple H in the whole of this time, and he interfered in one of those! Consequently, this more than any other was the period that gave rise to the long-standing criticism that Hunter used his political clout to put himself over, bury any potential rivals and dominate the show that has, to a certain extent, informed all assessments of Triple H ever since. Even here, however, during the most dominant period of his career, there are arguments to be made that WWE had fewer choices than critics might have supposed. Now, as we head to Wrestlemania with both Raw and Smackdown building entertaining storylines involving a whole host of superstars, it is worth looking back a few years to remind ourselves how different the WWE landscape was back then, and perhaps to reassess a period which most people have already made up their minds about.

 Summerslam 2002 was, in some ways, a watershed moment for the not long renamed WWE. Brock Lesnar had defeated The Rock for the Undisputed Championship, a real “out with the old, in with the new” moment that saw Rocky leave WWE on his second movie-related hiatus in as many years. Coupled with the recent departures of Steve Austin and Hulk Hogan, that meant that in a space of no more than three months the company had lost arguably the three biggest babyface draws in modern wrestling history. Triple H himself had just recently turned heel so, when Brock Lesnar announced that he would no longer be appearing on Raw, in the immediate aftermath of Summerslam, it left WWE’s flagship show without a champion or a top babyface. The champion part they solved easily.

 On the September 2nd edition of Raw, Eric Bischoff awarded the “World Heavyweight Championship” to Triple H. Ostensibly, this championship was the successor to the WCW/NWA heavyweight titles, leaving the WWE Championship on Smackdown. While the belts have swapped shows on several occasions since, this has remained the basic format of WWE programming ever since. In my opinion, this was where the company made their first big mistake of this period. Personally, I’m not a fan of having two top guys in one company anyway but, as long as the two shows are kept pretty much separate I can see the logic and I don’t think it’s a major issue. However, the title should never have simply been awarded to someone. It is true that Bischoff simply handing the title to Triple H put more heat on both of them but, frankly, Triple H was already running pretty hot as a heel for his actions against Shawn Michaels. The Raw champion was always going to be at a disadvantage compared to Smackdown’s, since he would not have beaten Brock Lesnar. Now, the lineage of the Raw title was made even weaker, since it had not even been won in a wrestling ring at all.

 Worse yet, this was the ideal time to build up a new contender. Had Bischoff started a tournament to determine Raw’s first World Heavyweight Champion, WWE could have used those matches to build up a new baby face challenger while still ending up with the same result of Triple H being the champ. September’s pay per view, Unforgiven, saw a main event for which Triple H does indeed remain unforgiven with many fans. Hunter’s first challenger on ppv for his new title was Rob Van Dam and Triple H defeated him when Ric Flair turned heel and attacked the challenger. Now, in fairness, no one could really have expected Triple H to drop the new title at the first match. The problem for many fans, however, was that RVD was thrown into the match with relatively little fanfare and basically ejected from the main event scene as soon as he lost that match. Now, personally (and I risk being ostracised from the IWC for saying this) I never really bought RVD as a main-event wrestler. I liked his work and I have plenty of respect for the man himself but something just didn’t quite click for me. That said, he has an undeniable connection with the fans and that could have been used. If the Unforgiven match was the final match of a tournament, RVD could have been booked over a couple of other big names in the run-up to the show, making the match a bigger deal.

 For whatever reason, Unforgiven seems to have been a one-time only deal for RVD. It was to be many years before he would end up capturing the WWE title and that happened solely because WWE wanted to promote their new ECW. Whether because they didn’t believe in him as a main event star, his reputedly stiff style or because Triple H buried him, Rob was not booked in one on one ppv title match again. Personally, I have to say that WWE missed the boat here. Maybe RVD was the answer to their prayers and maybe he wasn’t but he could have been built up and presented a whole lot better, and this storyline needed to go on longer to really prove whether he was the man they needed or not. Still, for those who blame Triple H personally for this, I think we have to accept that it all comes down to what you want to believe. It’s certainly true that some wrestlers have accused Triple H of playing politics, burying guys behind their backs, sabotaging pushes and so on. It’s also true that other wrestlers have described him as a great guy, friendly, helpful and pleasant. What are practically impossible to find are attributable, verifiable quotations from Hunter burying anybody. It’s always anonymous sources who say “Triple H says wrestler x isn’t safe, of doesn’t know how to work, or the fans don’t like him” or whatever. Until we get real proof, believe what you will.

 The next challenger up for Triple H was Kane. Now, as big a Kane mark as I am, he was clearly not going to replace the likes of Stone Cold or The Rock but then again, who could? The point was that this was the hottest streak Kane had been on since his initial run following his debut. Kane had returned from a torn bicep in August and was on an awesome run. The crowd had popped huge for him and the company had booked him really strongly. In short order he captured the tag team titles and the intercontinental title. If ever there was a good time to put the belt on Kane, this was it. He met Triple H at No Mercy in a title unification match but, like RVD before him, fell victim to outside interference and a dubious finish. Triple H, however, could not be blamed for this.

 This was the notorious “Katie Vick” storyline, one of the lowest points in the history of WWE creative. It had started well enough. On the October 7th Raw, Kane’s tag team partner, The Hurricane, was taken out by Flair and Triple H, forcing Kane to defend the tag team titles alone in a fatal four-way. Victorious against the odds, Kane was shocked to hear Triple H mention the name “Katie Vick”. The show ended with Triple H telling Kane “you’re a murderer”. It was a dramatic finish that I can well remember left me anticipating the following week’s show very keenly. Unfortunately, rather than maintaining the dramatic tone, the storyline descended into a string of puerile jokes about necrophilia. The public were outraged, WWE dropped the storyline and there could be no possibility after that that Kane would actually win the belt. Another opportunity dropped by WWE but in no way due to Triple H.

 The Elimination Chamber debuted in November 2002 at the Survivor Series. This saw Triple H defend his title against five others: Chris Jericho, Kane, RVD, Booker T and the returning Shawn Michaels. In the event, Shawn Michaels won the title. RVD was involved in a spot in which Triple H got hurt, which may or may not have contributed to this being Rob’s last ppv title shot, even in a group, for a looooong time. Shawn Michaels won the match, sparking further speculation that Hunter was playing politics. His long-time friendship with Michaels hardly being a secret, many speculated that Hunter was willing to lie down for his friends, if for no one else. In truth, Michaels might well have been the perfect guy to fill the void left by Austin and The Rock, if not for two drawbacks. One was that Shawn did not feel up to the rigours of a championship schedule and the other was that, since the Chamber was only his second match back since his retirement in 1998, no one else was really sure if he was up to it either.

 Besides, WWE were already lining up their next big babyface star. They had, in fact, debuted him at the Survivor Series, so it was no surprise when Triple H recaptured the title at Armageddon, to close out the year as champion. The man WWE were banking on to rescue their falling ratings and buy-rates was Big Poppa Pump, Scott Steiner. Looking back, it’s hard to believe that anyone ever thought that this could work. Steiner had come into the company carrying injuries, so WWE kept him out of the ring for as long as possible. First, they ran a storyline in which Bischoff and Stephanie McMahon competed to sign Steiner. Then, it was a “hands-off” build to a match between Steiner and Triple H at the Royal Rumble of 2003. The result was a match that probably has to go down in history as the worst match in Triple H’s career. Part of the problem was that, by keeping the two apart, WWE had raised expectations for this match going in. Part was Steiner’s injuries still not being quite right. Still another factor was that Scott Steiner is not, and never has been, a natural singles babyface. By the time the match was over, I could tell watching at home that this storyline was done. Steiner was given a re-match at No Way Out, quickly beaten and never let near the televised main event again in WWE.

 So, Triple H was hogging the belt again. He had now been champ for five out of six months and was heading into Wrestlemania. Still, it wasn’t like this was entirely unreasonable. RVD perhaps should have been given more chances but Katie Vick had torpedoed Kane. Shawn Michaels wasn’t interested in the top job and Scott Steiner wasn’t suited for it (which is not to say that WWE couldn’t have got more out of him than they did). Maybe Triple H had sabotaged RVD’s chances but that is the most that he could fairly be accused of at this point. None of this had solved the main problem, which was that Raw was still lacking a top babyface. Maybe moving Kurt Angle, Undertaker or Brock Lesnar over from Smackdown might have been the answer but Smackdown was going great at the time and it made little sense to solve the problems of one show by creating them on another. Instead, WWE looked from within once more. This time, to Booker T, the former WCW world champion who was beginning to really catch on as a babyface on Raw.

 Booker’s match with Triple H is another example of a match where Triple H has been blamed for sabotaging the career of a rising star. In this case, I do think that WWE made a big mistake. That, however, is the benefit of hindsight. I do not think that, regardless of whether or not it was Hunter’s call, WWE ever had any intention of using Booker as anything other than an interim challenger. By the time Wrestlemania took place, WWE had already signed Goldberg to a contract. Goldberg had been the hottest thing WCW produced in the 90s and the only babyface potentially on the level of a Rock or Austin still out there. So, sure, if people want to blame Triple H for not putting Booker T or Kevin Nash over for the next few months they can. I remember personally being really disappointed when both of those guys failed to capture the belt. The fact was, though, that WWE were now simply marking time for the introduction of Goldberg to the main event scene.

 By the time that Goldberg got his shot, it was Summerslam, and Triple H had been champion for about ten of eleven months. Hunter was injured going into this match and so the decision was made to leave the belt on him until he could drop it to Goldberg “properly”. Of course, one might just as easily argue that, if he was unfit the belt should be taken off of Triple H as soon as possible. The match was an elimination chamber, so having his pod open last and then wrapping the match up quickly could easily cover Hunter’s limitations. In the event, Goldberg was a rampaging monster until Triple H emerged and whacked him with his trusty sledgehammer. At the time, many felt that not handing the title to Goldberg at the first opportunity was a mistake but, regardless of that, Goldberg ended Triple H’s near year of dominance at Unforgiven the following month.

 Goldberg’s reign lasted less than three months, however, before he dropped the title back to Triple H in a triple threat match with Kane at Armageddon, ensuring that Hunter ended 2003 as he had begun it, World Heavyweight Champion. Goldberg, like Steiner before him, had failed to take off as the lead babyface that WWE wanted. How one feels about that is, once again, a matter of perspective. Some felt that Triple H had himself sabotaged Goldberg’s push by refusing to lose the title at Summerslam. Many felt that WWE had dropped the ball by not booking Goldberg in the same ultra-dominant fashion that WCW had during Goldberg’s first amazingly successful run. Personally, I’d have to disagree. I almost feel bad writing this because, by all accounts, Goldberg is a really nice guy but, to me, if the only way a wrestler can get over is by being booked to squash every one of his opponents in less than five minutes, then they don’t really have any business at the top of the card anyway.

 The problem with booking the way people wanted it done is that it leaves you nowhere to go. Once Goldberg has squashed all of his contenders, what do you do? Sure, you can move him to Smackdown and do the same there but, after that, all you have left is a roster full of bums and a champion with no one to wrestle. Even as desperate as he was for a new star, Vince McMahon was never going to squash the characters he had so carefully built up simply in exchange for a short-term ratings spike. Moreover, we have to bear in mind the fact that Goldberg, reputedly, has never really been in the wrestling business for the love of it. If he’d upped and left, deciding he’d made enough money, Vince would have been left with a shattered roster with no way of getting their heat back.

 In any case, whether you agree with that or not, the fact was that we were once again stuck with Hunter as champion. Personally, by this point I was heartily sick of his reign and would have welcomed a comeback by The Ultimate Warrior if it meant a new champion (at least for one week). Looking back, though, it seems that it is unfair to blame Triple H for holding onto the belt too tightly. That whole period was a quest to find a new star and, every time it failed WWE were left with the option of keeping Triple H as champ. The question really comes down to this: do you believe that Triple H is responsible for the creative errors that led to his being without a viable challenger? Do you believe that the reason that Triple H stayed champion for so long is that he was refusing to put guys over, even when there are at least arguable business reasons for why those guys should not have been champions? At Wrestlemania 20, in 2004, Triple H lost the title to Chris Benoit in a triple threat match. The man who apparently refused to put anyone over tapped out to a submission hold, from a guy who’d come from WCW and spent most of his WWE career in the midcard, on the grandest stage of them all. It was clearly an example of putting someone over. Triple H still had many more title reigns to come – heck, he probably still has some more to come – but he would never again be quite this dominant over such a long period. Although Benoit’s title reign would also not be quite what WWE were looking for, by the time it was over, WWE were ready to reap the rewards of the other purpose of Hunter’s long period of dominance – the maturation of Evolution.


Let’s Get Ready to Ruummmmblllllllllle!

Ask any WWE fan what their favourite time of year is and they’ll likely answer right now. This period, starting with The Royal Rumble and ending in Wrestlemania, generally known as The Road to Wrestlemania, has for some years now been associated with a general rise in the quality of WWE programming. For creative and backstage personnel, this is the time to step up one’s work since the success (or lack thereof) of Wrestlemania is the key barometer by which the overall success of WWE will be measured. For wrestlers and other on-screen talent, this is also the time to step it up, in order to ensure an appearance at Wrestlemania, and the prestige, not to mention additional payday, that goes with it. In short, this is the time of year in which everyone in WWE is, or should be, giving everything their very best.

Judging by this year’s Royal Rumble, the 23rd since Pat Patterson had what was quite possibly the greatest single match idea in the history of wrestling, this year will be no exception. Sunday’s pay per view was undoubtedly the best thing that WWE have put on for some time, and bodes very well for the future. The show opened with a good match between Christian and his challenger, Ezekiel Jackson, for the ECW Championship. The match sensibly played to the strengths of both men, the power and size of Jackson being contrasted with the veteran guile of Christian. It was nice to see that, even given the lowly position of ECW in the WWE priority list, the match was given a reasonable length of time. The only problem with it is that Christian has become such a dominant champion. It’s hard to see where we go next for him, which in turn, makes one question whether or not the ECW Championship will be featured at Wrestlemania. A strong feud is required to get the brand on the biggest show of the year, and currently it’s difficult to see where that is coming from. Certainly, Christian can give Jackson a rematch – the victory was hardly so dominant as to deny the big man that. Unless something happens to lift Jackson to another level, however, it’s hard to imagine that contest taking place on pay per view at all, much less on the grandest stage of them all.

Elsewhere in the WWE Universe, there are people with clearer futures. Next up, after some backstage “comedy” shenanigans, was an impromptu match between MVP and The Miz, for the United States Championship. One of the great success stories of 2009, it is nice to see that The Miz has not yet started to rest on his laurels. One just senses that he knows how close he is to achieving real success, and he is not going to let up until he gets there. This feud is also invigorating MVP, as well. Porter, once tipped to be a future top guy, has seemingly floundered for some time, particularly since moving to Raw. Going after the US Championship has helped restore his profile, which is no bad thing. This sort of feud is exactly what secondary championships are made for, in my opinion. One only has to look back at The Rock versus Triple H in 1998 or Kurt Angle, Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit in 2000 to see that these kinds of mid-card feuds can enhance the profiles of all concerned.

The match itself was entertaining without being a classic. There was good back and forth, and either man could believably have won. The booing from the crowd came after the match. The Miz won with a sneaky roll-up, and then began taunting MVP, who promptly nailed him with the Playmaker. Most of the crowd seemed to regard this as sour grapes, which also indicates the rising popularity of The Miz. One can’t help but remember that MVP was far more successful as an arrogant heel than he has been lately, so maybe this would be a good feud to accomplish a double-turn, when the time is right.

Staying with the Raw brand, we moved from the US Championship to the WWE Championship, with a rare heel-heel match, Randy Orton versus Sheamus. Before the match, both members of Legacy separately found Randy to assure him of their loyalty and support, while casting doubts on that of their team-mate. Understandably, Randy grew tired of this and told Ted DiBiase that he did not want help from either of them in his match. The match itself was fine, and featured a few nice moments, such as a brawl outside the ring where Sheamus sent Orton into the ring-post and, as Orton staggered back, shoved him straight into the same post again. A very simple manoeuvre, but one that looked effective and made sense. Orton appeared to have the upper hand when Cody blindsided Sheamus in clear view of the referee. Although Orton hit the RKO on the Irishman, the ref called for the bell and Orton was disqualified.

After the match, Orton attacked Cody, to the delight of the crowd, and dealt with Ted in similar fashion when he came out to intercede on his partner’s behalf. A recovered Sheamus then levelled Orton with a bicycle kick and left the ring. Obviously, Orton had the crowd during this match but I had to agree with Jerry Lawler when he remarked that the audience were not as vocal in Orton’s support as he (or I) had expected. To be honest, I have heard Orton garner bigger pops when wrestling faces (and not just John Cena). Orton got more cheers for his post-match attacks than anything in the match. It seems clear now that Randy is turning face again and I do believe that that is what the crowd wants. However, he has built up a very distinctive in-ring style that I believe is more suited to a bad guy. To really go over as one of the good guys, although it would be a mistake to alter too much of his character, Orton needs to adopt a faster pace in the ring.

Next up was the conclusion to the “Piggy James” feud over the Women’s Title on Smackdown. I have enjoyed this feud a lot, more than any women’s feud I can remember for a long time. It’s the same formula as Miz and MVP – take two characters that can’t stand each other and give them a championship to fight over. Works every time. In this case, Women’s Champ Michelle McCool was being challenged by Mickie James, so, she decided to combat this threat by undermining the challenger’s confidence. For the last few weeks, McCool and her friend Layla (LayCool) have subjected James to increasingly nasty and brutal taunts regarding her weight. Many fans have taken offence at this, proving two things. One, that the issue is a good one since it clearly gets under people’s skin and two, that many wrestling fans seem to forget that it is the job of wrestling villains to be hateful, nasty and un-likeable. LayCool managed this very well. In this case, the match was extremely brief, which was not really a bad thing, since this story was not about the match, it was about retribution and vindication. Swiftly winning the championship (her fifth) with a typically brutal looking DDT, James was joined by the other baby-face women of Raw and Smackdown, led by her friend and ally Maria, bearing an enormous cake. As her friends held down LayCool, Mickie smashed the cake in their faces, gaining her final revenge. The two heels sold the humiliation beautifully, so this was a segment that was satisfying.

After that it was back to the business of world championships, specifically The Undertaker’s World Heavyweight Championship. Rey Mysterio, who has really been on fire for the last few months, was challenging the Deadman in a match that I was really looking forward to. The awesome video recap of their feud only heightened my anticipation. The match itself was, far and away, the best match of the night thus far, a classic case of little man with heart taking on dominating big man. Mysterio kept coming, ‘Taker kept swatting him down, Mysterio kept coming back again. The two men worked numerous and inventive counters and reversals and Undertaker did a wonderful job of selling Mysterio’s offensive moves. Finally, ‘Taker nailed the victory with The Last Ride but honestly, Mysterio came out of this defeat looking more credible than he did any of his world title victories a few years back. I would happily watch these two again.

Finally, then, The Royal Rumble Match itself, one of the most hotly anticipated matches of any year. At its worst, this match is always entertaining. This year, it was a long way from its worst. Many people complain nowadays that the prize for the Rumble, a shot at a title at Wrestlemania, makes the match more predictable, guaranteeing that only a handful of entrants have any chance of winning. So what? In any real sporting contest – be it a golf major, a tennis championship or whatever – only a handful of the entrants have a genuine chance of winning. The dream, however, is there for every entrant, however faint it may be. Moreover, the Rumble isn’t just about the winner. Done right, this match can elevate a number of guys, and that is exactly what this year’s Rumble did.

Firstly, we had CM Punk, who dominated the opening stages of this Rumble. Fair enough, Punk lasted only a few minutes and got nowhere near victory. The point was what he was allowed to do with his time. He eliminated five competitors personally and he underlined every aspect of his character by virtue of his little speeches in between waiting for opponents – his cowardice, his arrogance, his dishonesty and his skill. This was Punk’s fourth Rumble but it felt like his first as it was the first time he was in the match as a major star. Further, his elimination at the hands of Triple H, coming hot on the heels of their excellent match on Smackdown last week continues a potential feud that I would love to see played out further.

No one, with the possible exception of Matt Hardy and Zack Ryder, really came out of this match looking weaker than they had going in and almost every entrant was allowed to hit at least one finishing move on somebody, if not score any eliminations. Several guys were allowed to be extremely dominant, if only briefly, including Carlito and Kane. Beth Phoenix popped the crowd big-time when she eliminated the gigantic Great Khali with a kiss, in what has to be one of the greatest bits of booking I have ever seen. Nobody wants to see Khali main-event Wrestlemania but this allowed him to be taken out of the match while in no way diluting his aura as a dominant giant, gave the crowd a good laugh and gave Phoenix a major feather in her cap all in one moment. The feud of MVP and The Miz also continued to heat up. First, Miz regained his status as bad guy by blasting MVP in the back of the head with the US Title belt, before MVP could even get to the ring, then later, a recovered Porter eliminated both himself and Miz from the match with a clothesline, before they continued to fight on the outside. These two characters now really hate each other.

R-Truth did his cause a world of good by simultaneously eliminating both Mark Henry and The Big Show, which comes as a welcome addition to his recent victories over Chris Jericho and proves that he is moving in the right direction. And, of course, there is Shawn Michaels. HBK was both dominant and desperate in his quest to win the Rumble and challenge The Undertaker at Wrestlemania for the second year running. The moment when he eliminated his tag-team partner Triple H with a blindsided Sweet Chin Music underlined both his determination to win and the growing tension between DX. Once again, it also allowed Triple H to be eliminated while in no way detracting from his status as a dominant ass-kicker. When Michaels was himself eliminated by Batista, he played it beautifully, moving from disbelief to frustrated rage very quickly. Re-entering the ring, he super-kicked referee Charles Robinson, who was attempting to persuade him to leave, only to seemingly be overcome with remorse as he realised that he was reacting badly. This story is fascinating, and could go in many directions as yet.

But the ultimate story was, of course, the return of Edge. His shocking return from an injury that, we were told, might even keep him out of ‘Mania itself may have been reminsicient of John Cena’s 2008 victory but so what? Edge’s return shakes everything up and gives a whole host of new possibilities for ‘Mania. I also love the fact that he has opted to postpone his decision as to who he faces until after The Elimination Chamber in three weeks. The tension should only continue to rise. All in all, then, this was a cracking pay per view, with an excellent conclusion. We had both conclusions and beginnings on the show and, as The Road to Wrestlemania stretches out before us, it looks both exciting and unpredictable.


Strapped to a Rocket: the Fastest Journeys to the Top of the WWE!

After Sheamus’ stunning victory for the WWE Championship this past Sunday, I thought it might be fun to take a look at some of the other fastest ascents to the top of the mountain in WWE history. Although many are protesting that Sheamus has won the title too soon, it may come as a surprise to find out that his is not the shortest run to the title in history. Here I present the list of those men that I believe to be the top eleven quickest world champions in WWE history, although one or two of them, as you will see, are somewhat arguable. I am here counting the number of days it took each of these men, starting from their television debut, to win the championship. I’ll count down in reverse order.

11: Bob Backlund. Later to become known for antics so wild and crazy that many fans remain unsure just what is a work and what isn’t, when he made his debut on February the 8th1977, Bob Backlund was the classic all-American babyface. An accomplished amateur wrestler (he was an NCAA Division II Champion), Backlund had become known for a clean, technical wrestling style and had already found a fair amount of success, and championship belts, in various other territories. Backlund was the perfect foil for the rule-breaking champion “Superstar” Billy Graham. It was not much more than a year later, just 377 days after his debut, that Backlund defeated Graham to begin his reign as the 7th WWWF Champion. And what a reign it was! Glossing over a couple of dubious decisions that are not recognized by the WWE, Backlund was champ for almost six years and faced practically everybody who was anybody in the business at the time, including a string of “Champion vs Champion” matches that pitted him against NWA Champions Harley Race and Ric Flair, and AWA Champion Nick Bockwinkel. He even found time to team with Pedro Morales and win the tag team championships! Finally, The Iron Sheik was victorious where so many had failed, defeating Backlund with his notorious Camel Clutch when Backlund’s manager, Arnold Skaaland, threw in the towel. Backlund would famously return to the company and capture a shocking second championship from Bret Hart eleven years later.

10: The Undertaker. Debuting at the 1990 Survivor Series, The Undertaker took just 370 days, barely over one calendar year, to capture the biggest prize in the company. Now, over nineteen years since his debut, it is difficult to remember the wrestling landscape without the Deadman but back then, this character was a major gamble. Although the World Wrestling Federation was the home of larger than life, outlandish characters, The Undertaker, with his supernatural trappings, represented a leap into the unknown even for them. Add to that the fact that Mark Calaway was yet to really step into main-event level wrestling and the nature of the gamble becomes clear. Of course, the gimmick was actually insanely popular right from the word go, to the extent that Pat Patterson recalled that he was actually surprised that it took as long as it did for The Undertaker to reach the top! Making all of this more impressive was the fact ‘Taker won the title from Hulk Hogan himself, something few people could boast. Sure, it was a crooked win, and Hogan took the title back six days later but the fact remained: hardly a year into his wrestling career, The Undertaker had defeated the Immortal one and reached the top of the mountain.

9: Kurt Angle. If ever a wrestler had seemed destined to be WWE Champion it had to be Kurt Angle. After he won his Olympic Gold Medal in the 1996 Atlanta games, Angle found himself pursued by the WWE. However, at that point he wanted to try other career options and, when he contacted them again a couple of years later, he found that interest had cooled somewhat. Once they got him in developmental, however, that all changed! From the moment he made his debut at the 1999 Survivor Series it was clear that Angle had it all. His sense of entitlement, due to his amateur credentials, his infuriating smugness and his winning streak made him hated heel almost instantly and, as time wore on, and Angle resorted to ever more desperate means to preserve his unbeaten run, he became ever more hated. It was at No Mercy 2000, just 343 days into his WWE career, that Angle won the Championship from The Rock, ironically, the man who had handed Angle his very first pinfall loss. Once at the top, Angle never looked back. That first title reign saw successful defences against The Undertaker and Triple H, but the high point of it had to be the six man Hell in a Cell match at Armageddon, where Angle successfully held off the challenges of Rikishi, Triple H, The Undertaker, The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin. It really doesn’t get any bigger or better than that. Although Angle dropped the title back to The Rock at No Way Out 2001, just about four months after winning it, it hardly mattered. Kurt Angle had established himself as one of the top pro wrestlers in the business, which is what he has remained ever since.

8: The Big Show. Paul Wight came to the WWE in 1999 already a former world champion with victories over Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair, thanks to his days in WCW, so it is hardly surprising that he found himself champ before the year was out, after a mere 273 days. Subbing in for the run-over Stone Cold Steve Austin in a triple threat match against Triple H and The Rock, Show could hardly have asked for a better way to become champion. However, his title reign would be somewhat anticlimactic. His only pay per view title defence came against The Big Boss Man at Armageddon the next month, in one of WWE’s more tasteless storylines. However, this match actually took place on the lower card, as the main event went to Triple H and Vince McMahon’s street fight. Show also made successful defences against The British Bulldog, Kane and Triple H, before Triple H finally got the job done on the first Raw of 2000. Still, a genuinely gigantic man, Big Show is the very definition of “over without the belt” and will remain a big star as long as he wants to be.

7: Kane. Kane’s meteoric rise to the top is somewhat arguable due to the fact that his debut was not actually his debut. Glenn Jacobs had actually signed with the WWE in 1995 and had competed as Jerry Lawler’s psychotic dentist Isaac Yankem and the fake Diesel in two very forgettable gimmicks. However, the character Kane, although teased for some time beforehand, did not make his televised debut until Badd Blood, on October the 5th 1997. Just 247 days later, at King of the Ring 1998, Kane was WWE Champion. Kane’s rapid ascent to the top was perhaps unsurprising given that, unlike most wrestlers, Kane was brought in as a main-event wrestler from the word go. His gimmick, as The Undertaker’s brother, meant that he was starting at the top. Kane, of course, would famously hold his championship for only one day, losing it back to Steve Austin the next night on Raw in what was regarded as one of the classic matches in Raw history. However, although Kane may not have reached such dizzy heights again, he has remained a serious player in the WWE. Although it is beginning to seem unlikely now, another title reign is not yet out of the question for the Big Red Monster.

6: Goldberg. Bill Goldberg differs from most of the men mentioned so far on this list because, when he reached the WWE in 2003, he was already an established main-event wrestler and former World Champion from his WCW days. Indeed, although he took only 174 days to take the World Heavyweight Championship from Triple H at Unforgiven, most critics argued that, if anything the WWE had waited too long to push him to the top! One can also argue that Goldberg does not belong on this list because he never won the WWE Championship; personally, I think it’s clear that the WWE themselves regard the two titles as largely interchangeable, and therefore I see it as a rather pedantic point. Regardless of that, Goldberg’s run as champ in WWE was largely regarded as a disappointment. Whether one blames him for not adapting to the WWE style, or them for not booking him correctly, this title run did not even come close to matching his WCW achievements. It was barely three months later, at Armageddon when Triple H reclaimed his belt. By Wrestlemania 20, it was known that Goldberg was leaving the WWE. The man who had once been one of the biggest draws in the wrestling business left it, to a general response of apathy.

5: Sheamus. Well, we all know this story, don’t we? Sheamus’ victory over John Cena at TLC came just 166 days after the Irishman made his WWE television debut on ECW. Sheamus’ elevation in itself was not a surprise, but its speed has been, largely because he has only been booked with mid-card talent until, suddenly, he finds himself number one contender and champion all in the space of a fortnight. Where this will lead, we cannot say. I myself have been a fan of Sheamus’ for years, so I have every confidence that he will go on to be a long-term player in the company. However, nothing is guaranteed in this business.

4: Brock Lesnar. Brock Lesnar burst onto the scene on the Raw immediately following Wrestlemania 18 and was booked as an unstoppable force from the get go. By the time he defeated The Rock for the championship at Summerslam 2002, he had only been appearing on TV for 160 days! In that time he had accumulated a number of victories, most notably over Hulk Hogan, who he had supposedly retired. Lesnar’s first title reign was memorable for several reasons. Firstly, it saw the beginning of the Raw and Smackdown separate championships system that has persisted to this day. Secondly, because Lesnar turned babyface simply by being so brutal and destructive that people began to like and respect him for it. When, at Survivor Series, he lost the title to The Big Show, his awesome feats of strength displayed in suplexing and throwing the giant around, before finally lifting him to his shoulders for the F5, something which, at that point, had not been done before, meant that he was firmly established as a crowd favourite. Sadly, Lesnar’s heart was not in the business, otherwise who knows what he might have achieved?

3: Yokozuna. Yokozuna’s 144 day sprint to the top represents the fastest journey from TV debut to WWE champion of anybody who was not already established as a main-event star when they joined the company. Making his first televised appearance on October the 31st, his rise was even more astonishing than that of Sheamus and Lesnar, as Yokozuna won the Royal Rumble less than three months into his WWE career! Playing the typically anti-American foreign heel, Yokozuna was billed as a Japanese sumo wrestler when he was, in fact, Samoan wrestler Rodney Anoa’i, nephew of Wild Samoans Afa and Sika and cousin of Rikishi. However, if one thinks that Kane’s title reign, at one day, was brief, Yokozuna’s was real blink and you’ll miss it stuff! At Wrestlemania 9, Yokozuna, as Royal Rumble winner, took on then-champion Bret Hart, and defeated him after Mr Fuji, managing Yokozuna, threw salt in the face of Hart. The evil duo had little time to celebrate, however, as Hulk Hogan came storming to the ring. A challenge was made and answered, a match quickly set up and, before you knew it, Hulk Hogan was champion for the 5th time! It wasn’t all bad for Yokozuna, however. He would remain a top villain for some time, regaining the title at King of the Ring and holding it for an impressive 280 days. A memorable run with Owen Hart as tag champions also came. Sadly, however, Yokozuna’s weight just kept increasing. WWE could not use him anymore he proved unable to drop the excess weight. He passed away, aged just 34, in October 2000.

2: Ric Flair. The Nature Boy Ric Flair entered the WWE in 1991 calling himself the “real world’s champion” and it wasn’t long before he could call himself WWE Champion – just 132 days, in fact. Flair, of course, was already a legendary figure and multiple time NWA Champion, so it was merely a matter of when, not if, he won the title. Nevertheless, his title reign was remarkable for a couple of reasons. Firstly, Flair won the title as a result of winning the Royal Rumble match itself, the only time that this has ever happened. Secondly, Flair won the match from number three, going nearly an hour, which, at the time, was a record-setting performance. Flair did not hold the title for an especially long time, losing it to Randy Savage at Wrestlemania. He would regain the title once before returning to WCW.

1: Hulk Hogan. No surprise to find the Hulkster’s name at the top of a wrestling list. This one, however, is somewhat disputable. Hogan made his second televised debut for the WWE on December the 27th 1983 and won the championship from The Iron Sheik a mere 27 days later! However, Hogan had wrestled in the WWE before, in 1979, for around a year, albeit as a heel managed by Freddie Blassie, rather than the babyface who won the title in 1984. Even adding all that time together, however, Hogan’s rise was rapid. In the meantime, he had been a big star both in New Japan and the AWA. Indeed, legend has it that, so distraught was he to lose Hogan to Vince McMahon, Verne Gagne offered The Iron Sheik a considerable sum of money to legitimately break Hogan’s leg in their title match. Whether this is true or not is another matter entirely. Whatever the case, this was the title reign that started it all: Hulkamania, Wrestlemania, Rock ‘n’ Wrestling and so on. Hogan would hold the title for over four years on this occasion and, even when he finally lost it, he did so only be way of a screwy finish and a vacated title. I should also point out that The Iron Sheik also won the title in short order, just weeks after debuting in 1983. However, like Hogan, Sheik had worked for WWE back in 1979. Unlike Hogan, he had been using the same character and gimmick back then, which is why I excluded him from this list.

Anyone interested may also wish to check out my post on the fastest climbs to the top in WCW: https://marshalllaw2.wordpress.com/2010/04/08/the-skys-the-limit-the-fastest-journeys-to-the-top-of-wcw/


Time to Play the Game

Of all the superstars of wrestling, few attract more controversy than Triple H. For years he has been held up by his supporters as being one of the best, if not the best wrestlers in WWE. His detractors have claimed that he only owes his position to his marriage, that he uses his power to hold down other wrestlers and even that he has killed the business. He has, for much of his career, been involved in skits and angles that expose the business, or use insider terms and yet he is known to be a student of the business with a thorough understanding and appreciation of what has gone before him. In short, everyone in wrestling, whether promoter, wrestler or fan, has an opinion on Triple H and those opinions cover every imaginable base. What then, is the truth about the man who is arguably the most powerful and influential wrestler in the business today? The controversy with Triple H really starts with his arrival in the then World Wrestling Federation. Soon after joining the company in 1995 he became close friends with Kevin Nash, Shawn Michaels, Sean Waltman and Scott Hall, better known as The Kliq. By joining this group, Triple H was setting himself up for criticism and suspicion but also gaining opportunities. Depending on who you ask, The Kliq were either a shadowy group of opportunists, manipulating Vince McMahon in order to benefit themselves and harm their rivals, or a group of friends whose enthusiasm for the business had given them a good relationship with Vince. That The Kliq had Vince’s ear was unquestionable. To what extent, whether they were the only ones and how they used and benefited from this are the questions. The other question that Triple H’s critics pose is this: did Triple H deliberately target The Kliq as the group to join in order to further one’s career? After all, they were notorious party animals, famous for their excessive lifestyle, while Triple H himself was a bodybuilder for years and just did not seem the type to get carried away in that manner. So, was it really just a shared love of wrestling that made them friends, or was the young Triple H smart and devious enough to deliberately worm his way into the most influential group on the roster? Given the fact that the friendship between these men has endured for many years, despite all kinds of ups and downs, it seems unkind to try and suggest that their bond was anything other than sincere. Whatever the case, the fact is that they did become friends and Triple H was, therefore, in an influential position. Moreover, isn’t it only natural that a young wrestler entering the company is going to naturally gravitate towards more established and experienced wrestlers? Of course, there was a downside to being the junior member of such a group, one illustrated in the now infamous “curtain call” incident in 1996. By this point, Nash and Hall were about to go WCW and, in their last match they faced Shawn and Hunter at Madison Square Garden in a non-televised show. After the match the four friends embraced, thereby breaking character and “exposing the business” to the live audience. As Shawn and Hunter have told this story, this was intended to be nothing more than a fond goodbye between friends. They had, apparently, cleared it with Vince beforehand and, as far as exposing the business went, well, this was 1996 not 1984 after all. Afterwards, however, some unknown other people got in Vince’s ear and persuaded Vince that what The Kliq had done was disgraceful and that they should be punished. Since Nash and Hall had now gone, and Shawn was the WWF Champion, that basically meant that Hunter was going to be punished. According to Hunter, Vince told him that he was “going to have to eat sh*t and learn to like the taste of it” for some indefinite period. Hunter’s response was that he would endure whatever he had to, as long as Vince assured him that, once his punishment was over, the issue was done with. It wouldn’t be brought up again and Hunter wouldn’t find himself dogged by this time and time again. Vince assured him that, so far as he was concerned, the matter was already done with and thus, a planned push for Triple H was put on hold for about a year. For example, Triple H had been scheduled to win the 1996 King of the Ring, but that honour now went to Steve Austin (clearing the way for “Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass” and therefore possibly saving the company from extinction) and Hunter would have to bide his time. In later years, Triple H has often referred to this as a blessing in disguise, insisting that, at that stage of his career he was not ready to be featured that strongly, and that this “punishment” actually ensured he was ready when his turn came around. I would have to agree with him, particularly as this supposed “punishment” was hardly as serious as one might imagine. For most of the following year Hunter was still featured prominently on television, briefly gained the services of Mr Perfect as manager (before Perfect left for WCW) and even won the Intercontinental Title in October of 1996. To me, therefore, it seems more that Hunter’s push was slowed rather than stopped. Besides which, wrestling is a fluid business. It’s all very well for Vince to say “I’m punishing this guy” but if said guy is getting over with crowd then he’s getting over and you may as well go with it. The next major stage of Hunter’s career was, of course, the formation of Degeneration X with Shawn Michaels and Chyna (and, briefly, Rick Rude as Shawn’s “insurance policy”), which was another of the pivotal factors in the arrival of the “Attitude Era”. DX have often been compared to WCW’s NWO and, given that two of The Kliq formed DX, Nash and Hall were two of the founders of the NWO and Sean Waltman was the only man, prior to WWE’s takeover of WCW, to work in both groups, it is hardly surprising. In point of fact, there are as many differences as similarities between the two groups but one definite connection that both groups had was a willingness to blur the lines between story and reality and, therefore, to frequently run the risk of exposing the business. Now, this was, of course, the late nineties and it was already years since Vince McMahon had taken the decision to “break kayfabe” and publicly admit that professional wrestling was a worked sport. Nevertheless, at that time the business still had not, and many would argue still has not, come to terms with exactly what that meant and how far one should now go in this new era. The Kliq were, though perhaps they did not realise it at the time, in the vanguard of a new group that also included, for example, Vince Russo, who wanted to test the boundaries of the new freedoms and restrictions that breaking kayfabe had instituted. In that sense, they were either iconoclasts or visionaries (or both) but, either way, they got right up the noses of a lot of more old-school people within the business. Regardless of what people thought of DX, and Vince himself was often appalled by their antics, they were a massive hit with the audience. Triple H himself has often said that, at that time, they were “the hottest thing in the business not named Steve Austin” and it is certainly true that, along with the Rattlesnake, along with The New Hart Foundation’s war with America and along with the macabre soap opera that saw Kane introduced to the Undertaker’s back story, they were one of the crucial building blocks of the era of Attitude. It was inevitable, in this era of shifting fan loyalties that DX would come to be popular even as they were supposed to be booed. It only made sense when, after Shawn Michaels’ apparent retirement after Wrestlemania 14, a new Degeneration X became babyfaces. Another important change had taken place, too. Triple H was now a leader. By now, Hunter was a former European and Intercontinental Champion, as well as King of the Ring. His rise had been steady and showed no signs of abating. Critics often say that he was “shoved down the fans’ throats” but, really, this is hardly a justifiable accusation. Triple H joined WWE in 1995, the same year as Steve Austin. By Wrestlemania 14 Austin was champion but he is regarded as a man who earned his spot while Triple H was forced on the fans. Even if one accepts what appears to be a double standard here, on the grounds that Austin had more experience in the business overall, what of The Rock? He joined WWE after Triple H, with less experience, and was made Intercontinental Champion almost immediately. If ever a man was “forced on the fans” it was The Rock. Yet, by the vast majority, he is now rightly regarded as an all-time great and, if people reference his difficult early years at all, it is merely to point out the skill and charisma he displayed in turning heel. In point of fact, all three of these men, along with several others, rose quickly during these years for a couple of reasons. Firstly, because WWE was in a life or death struggle with WCW and the company were therefore willing to try new ideas and new people. Secondly, and very simply, because they were over with the fans! If you don’t believe me, get some tapes or DVDs and watch them back. Triple H was getting a great response from the crowd back in 1998 as a bayface and an even better response in 1999 as a heel. It seems to me that, ultimately, Triple H has been judged harshly for not being as over as Austin and The Rock, two of the three biggest stars in the company’s history, along with Hogan at his peak, rather than receiving the praise he deserves for being as popular as he was in his own right. Since then, of course, it is his marriage to Stephanie McMahon that has cast the biggest shadow over his career. According to his detractors, all of his success since can be attributed directly to this relationship, this despite the fact that he was already a main-event wrestler before said relationship began. Furthermore, he is accused of using his influence to sabotage the career of anyone who might threaten his own spot on the roster, to the great detriment of the company he works for. Triple H himself has always maintained that he would happily give up any creative power he may have if it were for the good of the company, and that he will step away from the limelight whenever his father-in-law, the man who wields the real power, tells him to. However, he also maintains that now is not the time for that, as the company does not have the star power to sustain such a loss. So, what is the truth? It is certainly true that, for the last decade or so Triple H has enjoyed a vast run of success at the top, winning no less than thirteen world championships. It is also true that in the early part of this century the WWE lost a lot of star power, with Steve Austin and Mick Foley more or less retiring and The Rock leaving for Hollywood. It is also true that these men have not been adequately replaced, partly due to the deaths of Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit, plus the defection of Kurt Angle to TNA. The idea that Triple H will not put people over is an arguable point. One can point to Triple H’s feud with Batista, some of his matches with Jeff Hardy, his Wrestlemania submissions to Benoit and Cena, even the recent DX-Legacy feud and say, sure, of course Triple H puts people over. Or, one could look at feuds with, say, Booker T, Rob Van Dam, Scott Steiner and Hunter’s first feud with Randy Orton as evidence that Triple H does nothing but squash people and make them look bad. It should surely be obvious that to go entirely one way or the other is to present a jaundiced view. The real key, of course, is who makes these decisions. Hunter’s critics assert that he is the one deciding to hold down talent and that any examples to the contrary are merely rare examples of times he was over-ruled. Without being part of the creative meetings, how can we possibly know? All we know for certain is this – the WWE is Vince McMahon’s company and the buck for every decision stops with him. If Hunter uses his influence to maximise his own position, why then he’s only doing what countless other wrestlers have done in the past. Moreover, Triple H managed to carve out a main-event spot for himself in an era when Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock were at the height of their popularity. I sincerely doubt that he is at all worried that anyone might ever threaten his spot in this day and age. The other factor that needs to be remembered is that, these days, the WWE is unwilling to take chances. As a company, their inclination is to stick with a safe bet, a proven draw like Triple H, rather than gamble on an unknown commodity. The spur of desperation once provided by the threat of Ted Turner’s millions is no longer present and so WWE will not take desperate gambles. It is not just Triple H’s role but WWE’s entire main-event picture, especially on Raw, that has become static and unchanging. It’s interesting to note that John Cena and The Undertaker, perhaps the only men booked even stronger than Hunter these days, are rarely, if ever, accused of refusing to put people over. In their case, the blame is almost always put on Vince and creative for not using them to elevate new talent. The mere fact that they’re not married to a McMahon does not mean, however, that they have no influence over Vince. What we see hear is a double standard in operation, something that I hope I have shown is nothing new in Hunter’s career. Finally, does Triple H deserve his success? Well, as I’ve said before, it’s difficult to provide a fair, objective view when one is writing about such a subjective issue. There are, and always have been, some fans who consider Triple H a dull competitor and/or a dull speaker. These are entirely valid assertions. Triple H’s ring style is not spectacular enough for the tastes of some, too repetitive for others. His speaking style is realistic, rather than caricatured promo style of many of wrestling’s great speakers. Personally, I have always found his work to be extremely entertaining. Many of my favourite WWE matches have involved Triple H and I have found him to be convincing as both a hero and a villain, believable both when intense and when humorous. For the most part, the crowd have always been into him and his fellow wrestlers tend to speak highly of his work. For my part and, I would guess the majority of fans, yes, Triple H does deserve his success. Maybe we might quibble over the precise number of title reigns but, by and large, I think most would agree that Triple H is a bone fide main event player.


Looking Back On, And Ahead To, Survivor Series

This month sees the broadcast of the 23rd annual Survivor Series, the WWE’s second longest serving pay per view. Over the years the Survivor Series has played host to a tremendous amount of excitement, drama and controversy, including some of the most memorable moments in the promotion’s history. Part of the event’s appeal, of course, is rooted in its unique themed matches, the elimination tag matches that the show was originally all about. Teams of four or five battle each other, with wrestlers eliminated by pinfall or submission until one team is entirely eliminated, leaving the survivors victorious. Indeed, the first five Survivor Series’ consisted solely of such matches, although the fifth featured a novel twist whereby the survivors of all the undercard matches formed two teams for one final elimination tag match. Since then, the traditional Survivor Series matches have varied in popularity, sometimes making up the bulk of the card, sometimes reduced to only one match. Only twice, in 1998 and 2002, has a Survivor Series taken place with no elimination tag matches at all on the card.

The first Survivor Series was designed to follow up on the success of Wrestlemania III, earlier that year. After the enormous success of Hulk Hogan’s clash with Andre the Giant, it only made sense to continue that story and so the main event was set as Hogan’s team vs Andre’s team. With King Kong Bundy and The One Man Gang on his side, Andre’s team was certainly intimidating in size. In the event they would prove too much for the good guys. The first Survivor Series was also notable for the inclusion of a ten-team match, where two teams composed of five tag teams fought each other. In this match, since each individual was a member of a tag team, the winning team still only had to score five pinfalls to win; once a man was eliminated, his tag team partner was eliminated as well.

One of the most important legacies of the Survivor Series came at the fourth event, in 1990, when The Undertaker made his WWE debut. Introduced as part of Ted DiBiase’s Million Dollar Team, ‘Taker made an immediate impact, eliminating not only Koko B.Ware but also opposing team captain Dusty Rhodes. ‘Taker himself was only eliminated by count-out when he continued to stalk Rhodes up the ramp after eliminating him. While Undertaker’s debut remains part of WWE folklore, however, most WWE fans would probably rather forget that this show also saw the introduction of The Gobbledy-Gooker! For those of you fortunate enough to have missed this, this was poor Hector Guerrero dressed in a novelty turkey costume. In the build-up to the show, a huge egg had been shown on WWE programming, with announcers frequently wondering what was in it. The moment when the egg hatched was quite possibly the biggest anti-climax in wrestling history!

1992 saw the first casket match in WWE history, while 1994 featured a guest appearance by Chuck Norris. However, by far the most notorious event in the history of the entire WWE, never mind the Survivor Series, was the 1997 event. This, of course, was the event that included the Montreal screw-job, which in all honesty has been written about more than enough already. This was obviously one of the most pivotal moments in the history of professional wrestling and it also signified a new identity for Survivor Series itself. The following year saw the first time that Survivor Series did not feature any elimination tag matches. In order to maintain the “survival” theme, a single elimination tournament called the Deadly Game was held to crown a new WWE champion. In the final match, The Rock defeated Mankind in a re-creation of the previous year’s screw-job. It was the first evidence of a (possibly rather unhealthy) fixation with Montreal on the part of Vince McMahon.

The 1999 event was most notable for the hit-and-run attack on Steve Austin, which led to The Big Show’s championship win later that night. After two screw-jobs and one case of what was basically attempted murder, Survivor Series had acquired the reputation of a pay per view where something bad always happened. The following year, this theme was played up heavily by the announce team in the run-up to the show, particularly as Steve Austin was back and gunning for revenge on Triple H, who had earlier been unmasked as the man behind the previous year’s hit-and-run. Late on in the show Triple H got into a car, apparently intending to run Austin down again, only for Austin to pick the car up with a crane and drop it from a considerable height. Once again, something terrible had happened at the Survivor Series.

This new identity was short-lived, however. The 2001 Survivor Series became the climax of the disappointing WCW/ECW Invasion angle. The one and only traditional elimination match here was the Winner Take All match in which Vince’s Team WWE took on Shane & Stephanie’s Team Alliance. Although the storyline as a whole had been a great disappointment, taken in isolation this was an extremely enjoyable match. However, with the waning use of traditional Survivor Series match-ups and the fact that storylines like the invasion weren’t around every year, Survivor Series seemed to be in danger of becoming just another pay per view, differentiated from the other monthly shows only by its name. 2002 saw another show without elimination tag matches, although the first use of the elimination chamber kept something of the “survival” theme running.

Since then, the elimination chamber has been moved to No Way Out and the traditional matches have been reinstated, with between one and three of them taking place at every Survivor Series since 2003. This year, it will be interesting to see if the concept is maintained. As yet, only three matches have been confirmed for the show that will take place on the 22nd of November. John Cena will defend his WWE Championship against Triple H and Shawn Michaels in a Triple Threat match, while The Undertaker defends his World Heavyweight Championship against Chris Jericho and The Big Show in another Triple Threat. The hook here is that both champions are defending their titles against teams in matches that are supposedly every man for himself. The other match is Batista versus Rey Mysterio, continuing the feud that began at Bragging Rights.

With so few matches set, it’s hard to make predictions. I’m going to back Cena to come out on top in Raw’s main event but not with any great confidence. Mainly, I think that the Raw title picture needs some stability after the way Orton and Cena have been swapping the belt around, so that’s why I’m tipping the champ to retain. I’d love to see Shawn turn heel in this one, as that would really shake things up on Raw but I just don’t see it happening. I’m also tipping Undertaker to retain his title, although I’m not sure how this will affect Jericho and Big Show’s run as Unified Tag Champions. If ‘Taker does lose, I expect it Show to be the guy who takes it. His deal with Teddy Long to get this title shot could all play into the Vince versus The Undertaker angle that seems to be slowly brewing on Smackdown.

As for Batista, he has to win over Rey or, failing that, give him the beating of a lifetime. Batista’s heel turn seems to have really worked well thus far, so it would make no sense to shut down his momentum this quickly. What else can we expect? I’m guessing that Kofi Kingston leads a team against Randy Orton. Another Intercontinental Title shot seems to be on the horizon for Dolph Ziggler but I wonder if we will also see a Team Ziggler vs Team Morrison bout this time around. Michelle McCool is assembling a team to face a team led by Mickie James. This one will be somewhat bizarre if the teams include women from both Raw and Smackdown, since the two brands were at each other’s throats just last month, but could be fun, as long as the WWE restrict it to the women who can actually wrestle. Beyond that, who knows? That would be six matches, which might well be enough, but it really would be nice for ECW to get on this card. I’d say Team Christian versus Team Regal would be a match well worth making.