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Another Pay Per View? Already?!

One of the notable features of the war between WCW and WWE in the 90s was the way it changed the business model of professional wrestling. In an era of constant escalation, first Eric Bischoff’s WCW and then, in response, Vince McMahon’s WWE began adding pay per view events to their schedule. Before anyone could have guessed, both companies were running a pay per view every month. Even more amazingly, it worked. Very soon it became accepted as the standard way of doing business in the wrestling world. TV was used primarily to persuade viewers to buy the pay per view each month, which increasingly became the most lucrative part of the wrestling business. Thus it has remained to this day. Unfortunately, in my opinion this business model is drastically, if not fatally, flawed.

Firstly, of course, there is the obvious problem of market saturation. In an age where UFC, not to mention many other mixed martial arts outlets, are also putting on pay per view, along with movies on demand and other such services, the entertainment dollar of most families is subject to severe pressure. There are those within the wrestling business, such as Eric Bischoff and Vince McMahon, that like to downplay MMA in general and UFC in particular as competitors to wrestling. Nevertheless, the fact remains that there is significant (although by no means total) crossover between the two audiences. People only have a finite amount of money, so in truth, all those who offer pay per view services are, to some extent, in competition with each other. In the late 90s this was not so much of a problem. In many cases, the only competition that WCW and WWE PPVs had was with each other. That is no longer the case.

More important than this, however, is the fact that the monthly pay per view is, in and of itself, unsuited to the wrestling business. It puts the wrestling promoter in a series of no-win situations. Firstly, one month is not sufficient time to properly build up a wrestling angle. Most of the really great wrestling angles were several months, even a year or so, in the making. The way to sell a pay per view match is to ensure that the audience are begging to see it. That’s very hard to achieve in just a month. The most obvious answer to this is to stretch feuds and angles out over several pay per views. Straightaway, however, this approach runs into problems. The easiest way to stretch a feud is to have the supposedly feud-ending match end inconclusively – via a disqualification, count-out, run-in or similar. Yet, fans tend to expect clean finishes and resolutions on pay per view. “I didn’t spend $40 just to watch a bunch of disqualifications” is the likely response. The pay per view is generally hyped as being the show that you must see; if it turns out to be just another chapter in the story, one can’t help but feel a little cheated.

There is also the effect on TV to consider. The purpose of a wrestling TV show is to persuade viewers to buy pay per views; no one would dispute this. However, one can only do this if people actually watch the show, which means putting on a compelling wrestling show every week. If a company saves all of its best matches for pay per view, why should anyone watch the TV show? On the other hand, if that same promotion loads up its TV shows with big matches, why would anybody fork out good money to watch shows that are substantially the same as those that they are seeing for free on TV? Promotions are also under pressure to deliver ratings to their TV stations, again increasing the pressure on promoters to use up their good bouts on TV. One possible solution is to tease the big match on TV. Say, for example, you want people to buy your pay per view featuring John Cena versus The Undertaker. You decide to put this match on your TV show, give the audience just enough to whet their appetites and then end the match in a flurry of outside interference. Fine, in theory but that only increases the pressure on the company to deliver a clean finish in the pay per view. The audience have already been teased once on TV; they’re not going to appreciate getting the same experience on pay per view.

These conflicting pressures, therefore, force professional wrestling promotions to start and finish angles too quickly. This has yet another negative consequence, as it means that promotions quickly rush through all the potential combinations of their top guys. Between the demands of TV and pay per view for compelling match-ups, promotions quickly reach a situation where all of their top stars have faced each other on multiple occasions. This, in turn, can lead to premature and unbelievable face and heel turns as stressed bookers and writers seek ways of making the same old matches “must-see” viewing once again. TNA and WWE have, in recent years, frequently been accused of throwing away dream matches without maximising their potential and I would agree. Joe-Angle, for example, in TNA was a match that fans should have been forced to wait for until they were clamouring for it. What were TNA supposed to do in the meantime, though? If they had not gone straight for Joe-Angle then they would have been criticised for making the audience sit through the same old situations while they had a match everybody wanted to see ready-made.

It can work, of course. In the Attitude Era WWE enjoyed their greatest period of success using exactly this business model. However, one thing that is often forgotten is that Raw and Smackdown were united back then. Each monthly pay per view was actually being built up by twice as much TV, so the angles did not feel quite so rushed. Before Smackdown debuted Sunday Night Heat was used in a slightly similar role and, in any case, the “In Your House” series of pay per views represented a sort of halfway house between TV and the “Big Five” (Royal Rumble, Wrestle Mania, King of the Ring, Summerslam and Survivor Series). For those who didn’t watch back then, the “In Your House” series were shorter, cheaper pay per view events that took place in the months between the “Big Five” events. This allowed WWE to lengthen feuds somewhat since fans, although expecting something a bit bigger than the average TV show, did not necessarily expect these shows to be definitive statements that ended angles.

The other major difference, of course, is that WWE were constantly pushing the envelope in other ways. Even if the big pay per view event did end in some sort of fudge, fans seldom minded because they were still liable to have seen something memorable on the show. Take No Mercy in October of 1999. Triple H defended the title against Stone Cold in the main event, which ended when The Rock accidentally hit Austin with a sledge-hammer. It was far from a conclusive ending but who was worried about that, given that the Hardy Boyz and Edge & Christian had just contested the first ever tag team ladder match and, in the process, redefined the genre? In this era of PG programming and, more importantly, increased concern for the well-being of performers, that sort of compensation is no longer an option.

WWE, of course, are tied to this model nowadays. Cutting pay per views is a massive decision for them, as the lost revenue will have to be made up for by increased sales of the remaining pay per views, something that can hardly be relied upon at the moment. TNA, however, have the freedom to be more flexible. No one buys their pay per views anyway, so why persist in following a business model that isn’t working financially and is, at best, problematic creatively? TNA like to present an image of themselves as being bold and daring. Now is the time for boldness. If I were the head honcho at TNA, I would cut all of their pay per views except for Slammiversary and Bound for Glory. Freed from the pressure of having a pay per view every month, the company would then be able to concentrate on delivering engaging, long-term, storylines. One could replace the missing pay per views with free TV specials, based around different themes – the X-Division, the Knockouts, the Heavyweights, the Tag Teams and so on, which would give TNA more chance of increasing viewership.

With only two pay per view events each year, it would become much easier to present them as must-see events and thereby dramatically increase the buy-rates. Spike TV would be happy since TNA Impact would become important in and of itself, rather than simply as a means to an end. Moreover, the company would probably engender considerable goodwill by reducing the bills of its fans in this way. Or, they can carry on as they are, with a mish-mash of pay per views that fail to stand out from TV, rushing through angles and wasting big matches. They taped Jeff Hardy versus Samoa Joe this week on Impact. Another big first ever match up thrown away on TV with no hype and nothing to gain from it. That is the wrestling business as we know it today. TNA have an opportunity to change it by doing something truly daring. I hope that they take it.


Change of Pace

This week, I have been preparing an article about race and pro wrestling. However, this is a big article and is taking a long time to write so, in the meantime, I thought I’d try something a little different. The following is the beginning of a piece of wrestling fan-fiction I wrote some years ago. It was basically designed to be an angle whereby I would introduce two new wrestlers to WWE, hopefully getting them over as big stars in the process. It won’t be to everyone’s cup of tea – it’s a very Undertaker, supernatural style angle, at least on the surface – but I hope that you’ll enjoy it. The setting is WWE around about 2003. Kane has been unmasked and is on his destructive rampage, Undertaker has not yet returned to the dark side, Eric Bischoff is in charge of Raw and Stephanie is in charge of Smackdown. Let me know what you think, and whether or not you would like to see more.

The Day of the Destroyer – part one

Vince McMahon could barely keep from laughing as he listened to the irate voice on the ‘phone. Whoever was talking seemed almost incoherent with rage.
“Yes Eric, I saw what Kane did to you-” Once again, Vince was cut off by an angry burst. “Look Eric, calm down. I know Kane shouldn’t have Tombstoned you onto the steel steps, but if you’re gonna keep putting him in handicap matches every week he’s gonna get peed off”. Vince listened for a moment before cutting off Bischoff’s angry rant.
“No Eric, Kane is not gonna get away with this. Our interim General Manager will deal with this situation – because I will be GM till you get back. Now get some rest.” Vince put the ‘phone down with a sigh and then almost jumped out of his skin as a huge shadow loomed over him.
“You wanted to see me, Vince” rasped the deep voice of Kane, an evil grin playing across his rough features.
“Dammit, don’t sneak up on me like that!” yelled Vince. A look of anger crossed Kane’s face, and Vince hastily lowered his voice. “Yes, I wanted to see you. Kane, as much as I might understand what you did to Eric Bischoff last week, as much as I may even approve of it, I can’t allow people to treat a GM like that. Now I understand you were provoked, but last week on Raw you tombstoned Bischoff on the steel steps, and there will have to be consequences for that.”
Vince gulped nervously and opened his briefcase. “Now in here are papers – wait a minute. What the heck is this? Did you do this? Are you trying to play some sort of mind-game with me?”
Inside the briefcase there were no papers, nothing except a worn, ancient-looking scroll, covered in arcane runes and symbols. Kane let Vince rant on awhile until he calmed down. Then he picked up the scroll and examined it closely.
“This was nothing to do with me, Vince. I can’t even read this stuff.” Kane let the scroll drop to the table.
“Do you expect me to believe – no, wait a minute. You can’t read this – but I know who could. This is just the kind of occult garbage that your brother deals with. If he’s playing games with me…”
Kane shrugged before saying “He does have some stuff that kinda reminds me of this writing.”
Vince smiled knowingly. “Well, it looks like I’ll be paying a visit to Smackdown this week.”
* * *
When Vince entered his office on Smackdown that week, he found it in pitch darkness. Suddenly, the lights came on and he gasped as he found the awesome presence of the Undertaker standing behind him.
“Word has it you’re looking for the Deadman. I ain’t hard to find,”growled the Phenom.
Gathering his courage, Vince drew himself up and brandished the scroll at the Undertaker. “What do you know about this?” he demanded, angrily. The Undertaker, however, was not impressed, and snatched the scroll from Vince, scanning it intently.
“Where did you get this?” The Undertaker’s voice brooked no argument.
“I found it in my briefcase…as if you didn’t know!”.
“This is a prophecy, McMahon. It says that the Destroyer is coming and that he will overthrow the gladiators in their coliseum. It says only the Chosen One can face the Destroyer.”
McMahon paused, astonished, and then got angry all over again. “Destroyer, Chosen One, what a bunch of garbage! I don’t know what game you’re playing, Undertaker – gack!” Vince found himself choking as the Deadman’s huge right hand grabbed him by the throat.
“You listen to me, McMahon, and you listen good. This prophecy is genuine. Only a couple of people in the world can even read this, much less fake it, so you better believe the Destroyer is coming. And the only gladiators left in this time are right here in the WWE. So you can believe that I’m behind this, or you can start looking for that chosen one. ‘Cause if you don’t, it’ll be the end of the WWE – and you.” With that, the Undertaker released Vince and left, leaving the chairman gasping and coughing.

For the next few weeks things almost settled down to normal, but just when Vince thought things had calmed down, there would be another mysterious note waiting for him, or an inexplicable power failure during a match. All this time, the Undertaker was nowhere to be found, increasing Vince’s suspicions, but nothing really concrete happened until the night Vince reinstated Kane from his suspension. That night Kane was facing HHH in a no.1 contender’s match when the lights went berserk for 5 seconds before shutting off completely for almost half a minute. During this time a maniacal laughter filled the Raw arena.
Coach: “What the hell is this? Is this another of these ‘Destroyer’ deals?”
Lawler: “I don’t know, but if you ask me anyone who interrupts Kane and the Game has gotta be more of a nut-job than the Big Red Monster!”
Coach:”Wait a minute! Who is that?! Where did he come from?”
Lawler:”He’s gotta be 300lbs! How the hell did he get in the ring without anyone seeing him!”
As the announce team looked on in shock, the audience were astonished to see the newcomer, an incredibly muscular black man, suplex HHH right over the top rope and out to the floor. As the referee ordered the timekeeper to ring the bell, the newcomer turned around, only to walk into the grasp of Kane. Kane grabbed him by the throat and hoisted him up for a chokeslam.
Lawler: “Now he’s done it! Chokeslam this idiot, Kane!”
With a thunderous crash, Kane brought the newcomer into the mat with all his force. To everyone’s complete amazement, the stranger got straight to his feet and let loose a scream of rage in the astonished Kane’s face.
Coach:” My lord! He just got up like the chokeslam didn’t even hurt him! I’ve never seen anything like this! This guy can’t be human!”
The newcomer then proceeded to unleash a devastating barrage of kicks and punches on Kane before powerbombing him over the top rope, leaving him crumpled on the arena floor next to the equally decimated Triple H.
Lawler:”Get some help out here! We need paramedics and security!”
As Lawler continued to yell, the newcomer attacked the referee. Soon security arrived, but the stranger continued to level everyone who came near him. As Raw went off the air, a deep voice heard over the PA, simply saying “the Day of the Destroyer has dawned”.



The Persistent Failure of TNA

This past Sunday saw TNA put on a pay per view that achieved something almost unique: I didn’t watch it. Normally, no matter what happens, I watch all of TNA’s pay per views because I know that, however ridiculous and illogical their angles get, however frustrating the lack of progress is, when it comes time for the big show, someone will put on some quality wrestling matches for me. Yet this month I just can’t force myself to watch the show. I gave up on Impact a long time ago, riddled as it is with mind-boggling inconsistencies, matches that are all too brief and an endless pursuit of shocking moments that just leave the viewer saying “but why would he do that?” The monthly pay per view was a different story, until now. So I find myself asking why TNA is seemingly losing me.

First off, I should point out that I want TNA to succeed. I have watched the show since the early days of the weekly pay per views from The Asylum in Nashville. I’ve seen it grow from that adventurous but unsustainable model into a weekly one-hour show with monthly pay per views and then into a two-hour show. During that time the show has, we are told, become profitable despite initially being a total money pit. This apparent progress on the business side of things, however, has not been matched on the creative front, at least not as far as I’m concerned. In fact, as time has gone on I have become increasingly less enthused by the product that TNA offers me. I find myself looking back on those early days with fondness and asking myself the age-old question: where did it all go wrong?

Two answers, in particular, leap to mind. Firstly, there is TNA’s often-cited insistence on copying WWE in everything that they do. For years now, it seems that all TNA have been concerned with is matching Vince McMahon’s corporate juggernaut. They operate a specific business model – two hours of weekly TV with a monthly three hour pay per view – purely because that is how WWE and the defunct WCW operated. Granted, WWE is the most successful promotion in the history of professional wrestling. From that standpoint, only a fool would not try and learn from them. However, the fact that they do things a certain way is not proof that that is the only way to do them. Now, I am well aware that, in the long-term, the weekly pay per views were financially untenable. Nevertheless, purely out of necessity, TNA had actually discovered something great – by not having a monthly pay per view to sell, every show became a big show. The viewer was given the impression that anything could happen on any given night because there was never a sense that the good stuff had to be saved for another, more expensive show.

Furthermore, without a pay per view to deliver every month, TNA had no time limit constraining their angles. They could run a feud for as long or short a time as they pleased because there was no artificial deadline built into their schedule. Instead of making use of these advantages, however, they rushed straight into the standard mode of televised professional wrestling. Jumping straight to monthly pay per views as soon as they secured a TV deal was an act of vanity. Why not take inspiration from an earlier part of WWE history, and run pay per views merely quarterly? Two hour Impact was also a mistake, in my view. Sure, one hour was not enough, especially to build to a pay per view every month. Even so, why not look to break the mould instead of simply copying the competition? I always thought that a ninety-minute show would have served TNA far better. Deliver a show without all of the “moments ago” garbage that WWE serve up and therefore deliver as much action in ninety minutes as WWE serve up in one hundred and twenty.

The most damning indictment of every TNA regime thus far, however, has nothing to do with content, business model or anything else. It is simply this – in almost eight years of existence they have totally and utterly failed to create any new stars. Okay, we might give them AJ Styles but even he, as great as he is, is still presented to this day as a wrestler looking to make it to the top, not as the man on top. Whether associated with Vince Russo, Christian Cage, Kurt Angle or Ric Flair, it seems that Styles is always playing second fiddle to somebody. This is why Hogan is still talking about getting AJ to the next level. Frankly, Styles should have been at the top level for years now. Granted, TNA have never had the audience to make anyone a household name. That is irrelevant. As far as their own product and fan base is concerned, they should have already made Styles the man.

Abyss is a man that TNA have failed to fully utilise, simply because they have always tried to do too much with him. All fans ever wanted from Abyss was what they got when he was paired with Jim Mitchell – a destructive monster. It’s no coincidence that it was that run that saw Abyss win the TNA World Championship. No one cared about his family, the mental hospital, or Abyss being president of first the Mick Foley and then the Hulk Hogan fan clubs. All anyone wanted was a guy who wore a mask, didn’t speak, took insane amounts of punishment and destroyed people. There was no need to over-egg the pudding. The constant tinkering with Abyss’ character has actually robbed the guy of momentum, leaving him less popular than ever.

Christopher Daniels is another man who has been half-heartedly pushed to the top of TNA but never kept there. Maybe it’s his fault – maybe, for all of his undoubted in-ring prowess he just isn’t quite main-event material. Then again, maybe the fault lies with a succession of booking teams who have never allowed him to run with the ball. Like Styles, Daniels is a man who simply needed to be consistently presented as an equal to the big names that TNA have brought in over the years. Instead, he has consistently been presented as not being in their league. Instead of using guys like Scott Steiner, Kevin Nash, Sting, Kurt Angle and so on to give Daniels the rub, TNA have continually used such men to emphasise to the audience that Daniels is not in their league. I don’t blame Steiner, or Sting, or anyone for this. I blame a succession of creative teams who don’t get that people need to be presented as equals before anyone will buy them as such. Look at Sheamus; initially, people protested at his sudden elevation to the top of WWE but the longer he spends being presented as a worthy addition to the top of the card, the more fans there are who buy him.

TNA constantly promise to elevate new talent but somehow, it never seems to happen. Look at Jay Lethal and Frankie Kazarian, to suggest just two good examples. Both of these men are brimming over with talent and both have been, at times, anointed as the coming thing in TNA. It never happens. It is now well over two and a half years since Lethal pinned Kurt Angle cleanly on pay per view, and yet where is he today? Right where he was. At around the same time, Kazarian was seemingly being pushed to the top in TNA, taking part in World Championship matches. Soon after, however, he was bumped back down the card so that he could portray a character from a videogame (you couldn’t make this up) and where is he now? Back in the X-Division, that’s where.

Samoa Joe was a man that many tipped to be TNA’s franchise player and, initially, that’s how it looked like things would play out. Joe was booked simply and naturally as an unstoppable wrecking ball of a wrestler. His matches with Styles and Daniels were the best thing in wrestling at the time and represented the perfect opportunity to elevate all three to the top. Instead, TNA continually hesitated to pull the trigger on Joe, repeatedly bringing him to the brink of something special only to pull away at the last moment. Inevitably, the fans grew tired of this and Joe had to be rehabilitated in order to get over. Still, however, TNA missed opportunities to make the most of him and right now, they are rehabilitating him again. There can be no doubt in anybody’s mind that Samoa Joe, at this moment, is worth less to TNA than he was five years ago when he arrived straight out of Ring of Honor.

One man that TNA did pull the trigger on early was Ron “The Truth” Killings. Now wrestling as R-Truth in WWE, Killings was actually TNA’s second World Heavyweight Champion, defeating Ken Shamrock in August of 2002. However, no sooner had he lost the belt than Killings found himself in the tag team division, where he would stay for several years. By the time he was pushed as a singles wrestler again, his run as champion was almost forgotten – indeed, most of the TNA audience had not seen it, coming as it did in the early days of their weekly pay per views. Although he would regain the title, his fortnight’s reign was barely memorable and, as soon as he had lost the title Killings again found himself in the world of tag team wrestling. Killings may never make it to the top in WWE (then again, he might) but wherever he ends up you may rest assured that he will be booked consistently.

Looking at this month’s main events, we see Jeff Hardy versus Mr Anderson, Sting versus Jeff Jarrett and Rob Van Dam versus AJ Styles. Out of six guys, that’s five who were made elsewhere and one that TNA are still making. For years now TNA have consistently booked their own guys to look inferior to the stars of other promotions – Kevin Nash, Kurt Angle, Christian Cage, Randy Savage and many more. Even worse, they have brought in guys who were never stars and pushed them at the expense of their own guys – D’Lo Brown, Rhino, Raven and so on. These guys are good wrestlers, sure but they are not, and never were, main event material. To push them as such at the expense of younger wrestlers merely emphasises to the fans that your young guys aren’t good enough.

It is this that has led to the constant exodus from TNA. Look at the young talent they have had and let go, or failed to keep, in the last few years: CM Punk, Petey Williams,

Monty Brown, Chris Harris, Matt Bentley, Sonny Siaki, Elix Skipper, Low Ki, Sonjay Dutt, Austin Aries, Eddie Fatu, The Naturals, Shocker and many more. There are the makings of a good roster right there. Meanwhile, in have come the likes of Team 3D, Orlando Jordan, The Band and so on. I’m not necessarily knocking these performers, or saying that they have nothing to offer the show but the fact is that the TNA roster has grown steadily less exciting over the years.

In the meantime, since TNA began trading, WWE have made Randy Orton, John Cena, Jeff Hardy, Batista, Brock Lesnar, Sheamus, CM Punk and even Rob Van Dam. If you don’t believe me about Van Dam, imagine he’d never gone to WWE and had joined TNA some time after they opened. Where do you think he’d be now? In the main event, in the X-Division, or even in the company at all?

Normally, I prefer not to write heavily critical articles. I enjoy wrestling and prefer either to dwell on the positive or consider the more philosophical angles. In this case, however, I feel that I am justified. TNA still have an exciting roster of young talents. With AJ Styles, Matt Morgan, Desmond Wolfe, Eric Young, Homicide and many others they have the guys that could become the stars of tomorrow. I hope Hogan and Bischoff start to make that happen because, thus far, TNA have utterly failed to do so. They cannot continue to fail indefinitely.


TNA Report Card

Since this week is the week that TNA Impact has been moved back to Thursday nights – unequivocally and totally a defeat, no matter which way one spins it – this seemed like a good time to have a look at some of the things that I feel the new regime (Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff) have done right and wrong since taking over. I will also be looking to the future to see if I can predict what might lie ahead for TNA and some of its stars. With that said, I’ll begin by looking at the move to Monday nights.

I hate to say I told you so…but I told you so. Long time readers of this column will remember that, ever since the idea of Impact going head to head with Raw was first mooted I worried that the show would be destroyed in the ratings. Sadly, that has proven to be the case. However, the initially high ratings that the show did suggest to me that, properly promoted, there is still value in Spike TV running occasional live Impact “specials” on Mondays now and again. Apparently, TNA officials are saying that the decision to go back to Thursdays was made by Spike. If that were so, I would think it would be more worrying for TNA than otherwise. If Spike have forced TNA’s hand because they are disappointed with the dwindling ratings, then this may indicate a loss of confidence on Spike’s part that Bischoff-Hogan-Carter can get the job done. TNA’s ruling elite lobbied hard to get Spike to allow them to make the switch but did not deliver on their promises.

The sad thing about this is that it has cost TNA live television. Hulk Hogan was right on the money when he said that Impact needed to be live and that fans preferred the unpredictability of a live show. The constant calls for WWE to make Smackdown live show that this is an issue to many wrestling fans, if only because it is often difficult for fans who spend a lot of time on the net to avoid spoilers from taped shows. Moreover, the critical response to TNA lately has tended to strongly favour their live shows over the taped ones. Apparently, however, TNA Impact will return to being taped for broadcast on Thursdays permanently and I think that is a real pity. One has to wonder whether or not it would have been feasible to make some sort of compromise here, with Impact going out live on a Thursday. Should Bischoff and Hogan’s involvement with TNA end badly, do not be surprised if they point to the lack of a live TV show as a serious factor in whatever problems they encounter.

One thing that I have been very pleased with in TNA lately is the way that they tend to try and position multiple credible contenders to each championship, particularly the World and X-Division titles. The fact that there are usually at least two or three guys with a strong case for a shot at these championships makes the show more unpredictable and gives more of that “competitive sport” feeling that I believe many fans want. Too often pro wrestling companies seem to believe that fans will only invest in a challenger if he is the only challenger out there. It’s good to see that TNA have not fallen into this trap.

While the X-Division Championship matches have remained good and the title picture has been reasonably vibrant, the division itself seems to be struggling. I think that it is important for fans to remember that the X-Division had been in trouble for some time before Bischoff and Hogan took over. Many fans are expressing disappointment that Bischoff, who pioneered cruiserweight wrestling in WCW, has not revitalized the division but I think that that is both a little unfair and a little unrealistic. Firstly, as I have said, people were complaining about the X-Division’s loss of centrality to the TNA product for some time before Bischoff and Hogan joined the company. Secondly, while Bischoff did indeed feature cruiserweights prominently in WCW, they were never positioned as an upper card attraction. Indeed, the X-Division in TNA right now is very much in the position that the cruiserweights occupied in WCW – a lower card attraction that guarantees some potentially show stealing matches but which is not intended to be the main focus of the show.

The fundamental argument here is over a difference in the perception of what casual, mainstream wrestling fans want to watch. Can the awe-inspiring, death-defying matches of smaller, less well-known wrestlers attract them, or will they only ever respond to the larger than life big stars? It’s an argument that puts one in mind of both the cruiserweights in WCW and the wrestling landscape in WWE around the late eighties/early nineties. A wrestler like Chris Jericho might argue that, while it was the likes of the NWO, Lex Luger, Randy Savage and Sting that attracted the viewers to WCW in the mid-nineties, it was the amazing matches of the cruiserweights and lower card wrestlers such as himself, Eddie Guerrero, Chris Benoit, Rey Mysterio and so on that kept those viewers coming back. Similarly, in the old World Wrestling Federation, Bret Hart might say that, while the likes of Hogan and Warrior drew the fans, it was the matches of The Hart Foundation, The British Bulldogs, The Rockers, Curt Hennig and so on that drew them back.

The difference is that, in the WWE, guys like Hart, Shawn Michaels, Davey Boy Smith and Mr Perfect found themselves pushed to the main event or upper mid card in response to this, while the same thing did not happen in WCW. Many wrestling fans on the Internet wanted to see the same thing happen with the X-Division. Sure, use the likes of Hogan, Sting, and Flair and so on to pull in the viewers but then make the X-Division the focus. The key thing to remember is that TNA is not yet in the position to do that. The viewers have not yet been “pulled in” and therefore it is next to impossible to make anyone who is not already a star into one. That, I believe is the logic that guides the booking philosophy of Hogan and Bischoff. Whether one agrees with it or not is something that we can only decide for ourselves; nevertheless, I believe that the position is understandable.

With that said, at this moment I believe that TNA are spending way too much time on Hogan and Flair. I still believe that these two have a lot to offer but it is not in the ring. As far as Ric Flair is concerned, I am going to tell it straight: he can’t go in the ring anymore. He is done, and every match he has serves only to embarrass his fans who would like to remember him as, arguably, the greatest of all time. He remains one of the best promos in the business, he can bleed with the best of them and his willingness remains but his time has come and gone. Hogan is not much better off at this point and I really do believe that TNA need to get them away from, not just wrestling matches but any kind of physical interaction with the talent.

Another situation that needs addressing is the lack of a clearly defined authority figure on the show. Since the arrival of Hogan and Bischoff we have seen both of them make matches, often without referencing the other, as well as Dixie Carter sometimes doing the same. Mick Foley, on the other hand, has seemingly lost his power to do the same and now been fired, while Jeff Jarrett has apparently been neutered as well. I think that it would really help the show if fans knew exactly who was supposed to be in charge. Personally, I would like to see TNA run by a (kayfabe) committee, perhaps including Bischoff, Hogan, Flair, Foley and maybe even Kevin Nash and Vince Russo (who would bring a lot of heat to the role). Anyone involved in this committee would be a completely “hands-off” character but they could nevertheless preserve traditional babyface and heel roles. We would see them having meetings, arguing over who should get title shots, stipulations on matches and so on. Managers and talent would be able to lobby committee members, while wrestlers could complain about being held down by “politics” in the business. This would avoid the cliché of the villainous boss but still allow the bad guys to get the upper hand once in a while.

One thing that I have definitely not liked in TNA lately is the way that the Knockouts’ Championship has been flipped around, especially in matches where the champion is not even pinned. However, this is all rooted in the old, old argument about the proper use of women in the business. It all comes back to those casual fans that TNA needs to attract. Do they want to see women who can wrestle having meaningful wrestling matches for a worthy title, or do they want to see the likes of Lacey Von Erich, easy on the eyes but with no discernible talent? I don’t honestly know the answer to this question. I frequently see both opinions expressed by wrestling fans online. With Kong gone, Tara going and The Beautiful People clearly the focus of TNA’s women’s division, it seems that TNA are going in the latter direction. Personally, I would like to see the women who can wrestle being allowed to but if the powers that be don’t think that this will attract viewers then so be it. What I don’t want to see is the situation we have in WWE where women who aren’t really good, or even okay, wrestlers are frequently put in the ring. Just stabilise the title picture restrict the matches to those who can work.

One thing that has frequently struck me about TNA is that fans have often been too quick to condemn things. For example, the way TNA introduced Rob Van Dam was heavily criticised – “oh look, they’ve brought in RVD but they don’t know how to push him”. A few weeks later, he’s the new World Heavyweight Champion and one has to assume that some people are cleaning egg off of their faces. Another example is that of Desmond Wolfe and The Pope D’Angelo Dinero. When The Pope beat Wolfe in three minutes, many fans lamented that Wolfe was being buried. Almost immediately, however, he got the win back and that set up a rubber match on pay per view. Since then both men have featured prominently on TNA programming. Now, fans are complaining that Wolfe’s latest defeat to RVD proves that TNA did not take the fans vote seriously in the recent rankings, since Wolfe was pinned clean in five minutes.

As wrestling fans, we often rush to judgement and are guilty of wanting too much, too soon. I love Desmond Wolfe’s work and I hope that he goes on to be a bona fide main event superstar in TNA. Still, let’s not get things out of proportion. In his first world championship match, he was beaten clean in five minutes by RVD on Impact. Firstly, RVD is a newly installed babyface champion – he’s not going to drop the belt to anyone, fan’s vote or not, without a hefty build-up. Secondly, TNA have proven, as in the example I gave above of Wolfe and The Pope, that clean losses do not necessarily rule one out of anything and this is something that they deserve praise for. In sport, even the best sportsmen and teams lose from time to time. Whether it be Manchester United, Roger Federer, Tiger Woods or the Australian Kangaroos, unless your name happens to be Floyd Mayweather Junior or Joe Calzaghe, everybody loses from time to time and they all bounce back. Thirdly, five minutes may be worryingly short but it was on Impact, where matches tend to be short. If he’d been beaten in five minutes on pay per view that would have been something of a burial but on Impact, I don’t think it’s a real problem.

If TNA simply buried Wolfe because they didn’t like the way that the fans voted and they don’t recognise his talent then they deserve everything they get but in all fairness, we don’t know that yet. Wolfe has been consistently positioned as a player in the making in TNA so perhaps we should just give this one time and see how it plays out. I’ve lost count of the amount of times I’ve seen WWE hammered for stalling a guy’s push, not pushing him hard enough, not pulling the trigger at the right time and so on. Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, Jeff Hardy, CM Punk, the list goes on and on. Looking back, all of those guys and many others have done just fine. Getting to the top almost always takes longer than the hardcore wrestling fans think it should. That doesn’t mean it won’t happen. Indeed, TNA as a whole still screams “work in progress” to me at this time. I do not think for one moment that the show we are seeing now is at all close to the vision Bischoff and Hogan are aiming at, whatever that may be.

That may seem a strange thing to say, given that we have now had several months of the new regime. That, however, is my whole point. Real change, in any field, is not achieved overnight. In being pushed back to Thursdays, TNA has suffered a setback. It is not the end of the road, however. I do think that there are issues that need fixing in TNA and I have addressed some of them here. Still, we cannot yet draw a final conclusion. I suppose that my report card for TNA would have to read: “could do better”. That’s okay, though, at least for the moment. The final exams are still a long way away.


Sexuality and Pro Wrestling

For some time I had been meaning to write about sexuality in pro wrestling but after the recent and tragic (apparent) suicide of Chris Kanyon, the topic has taken on a somewhat greater resonance. An email from Kanyon to Stephanie McMahon, in which he talks about his sexuality and the role he wanted it to play in his career has recently come to light, which you can read here. Kanyon’s intent to be the first openly gay professional wrestler in one of the big promotions has caused some debate, which we will look at shortly, due to the fact that there are, in fact, several other “out” wrestlers in WWE history, not to mention the wider world of wrestling as a whole. With all that said, let’s start at the beginning and have a look at pro wrestling’s long, uncomfortable and complicated relationship with sexuality.

Every wrestling fan has probably at some point been confronted with the idea that wrestling is inherently “gay”. Juvenile critics often like to take shots at wrestling that way – “watching two guys in tights rolling around with each other – that’s so gay”. In reality, such comments say more about the commenter than their subject but, even so, it maybe that this is at the back of the mind of some wrestling fans. Maybe they are worried about the perceived “gayness” of their chosen entertainment. If this were so, one would certainly expect to see some hostility towards male homosexuality from wrestling fans. Of course, since wrestling promotions try to give fans what they want, that in turn might lead to hostility from wrestling promotions.

Before looking at homosexuality in wrestling, it might well be worth having a quick look at heterosexuality and its portrayal in the business. In mainstream pro wrestling, heterosexuality is generally depicted in overtly macho, traditional terms. Men frequently fight over women, who themselves are often depicted as untrustworthy, frequently stabbing men in the back. The feud between X-Pac and Kane over Tori, in late 1999 and early 2000 is a good example. Initially, Kane defended his girlfriend Tori from the unwanted advances of Kane’s former tag team partner, Tori. However, after Kane lost a match with The Big Show, the stipulation of which insisted that Tori then had to spend the Christmas holiday with X-Pac, she turned on Kane. The storyline then became one of Kane attempting to get revenge on the former friend and lover who had betrayed him. The story had parallels at the time with the Test-Stephanie McMahon-Triple H love triangle, in which Stephanie betrayed her former fiancé Test by willingly consorting with Triple H, the man who had abducted and forcibly married her.

The obvious reading here, and the way in which most of the crowd reacted, is that women are not to be trusted. However, the deeper meaning, articulated at the time by heel announcer Jerry Lawler, was also clear: Kane and Test had both failed in their masculine duty to protect “their” women and, as such, had deservedly lost them to stronger men. This kind of storyline has been played out many times in modern wrestling history. Another variation is the storyline involving Chris Jericho, Christian and Trish Stratus in 2004. In this angle, Jericho and Christian made a bet over which one of them could successfully seduce Trish first. Jericho was successful but, when the truth of his motives was revealed, Trish understandably rejected him. However, Jericho had by now supposedly fallen in love “for real” with Trish and seemed to successfully communicate this to her. However, at Wrestlemania, she turned on the now sincere Jericho and abandoned him for Christian, who had never claimed to be anything but a cynical user. The message here seemed to be that Jericho was punished for having real feelings, that is to say, for not being macho enough.

A frequent tactic of heel wrestlers used to gain heat is to physically hide behind their female valets/managers during confrontations with their babyface rivals. This clear inversion of the traditional male job of protecting women demonstrates just how central the idea of man as protector, woman as damsel in distress is to portrayals of heterosexuality in pro wrestling. When we couple this with the other babyface male values displayed in wrestling – never back down from a fight, don’t attack from behind and so on – we see that the male role in pro wrestling is very much that of a straightforward macho hero. This is the best point at which to start looking at depictions of male homosexuality within wrestling.

One of the key moments here came in 1941 when wrestler George Wagner transformed himself into “The Human Orchid” Gorgeous George. While not portraying a gay character as such, George was outrageously effeminate. His long dyed blonde hair, elaborate robes, use of Chanel No.5 and gold plated bobby pins (which he called Georgie pins) transformed his image. In the macho world of pro wrestling, he stood out like a sore thumb, and audiences loathed him for it. This hatred made him one of the biggest names of his day, not just in wrestling but in any form of entertainment, and George is credited with paving the way for the theatricality that dominates professional wrestling today (an achievement that was recognised by his induction into the WWE Hall of Fame this year). George had also paved the way for a new staple of the wrestling business: the effeminate heel.

Not all gay men are effeminate and not all effeminate men are gay; this is undoubtedly true but remains a fact that is often lost on straight men. Gorgeous George was a display of camp rather than gay but the implication for his audience was loud and clear. As the years went by, others would take this even further. “Exotic” Adrian Street was a Welsh wrestler who went a step further, portraying a character not just “flamboyant” or camp but actually gay. Wearing glitter, with his hair in pigtails, Street would kiss an opponent to break a hold that he could not get out of legitimately. Just as with George, crowds responded passionately to Street, who became a notorious, hated and therefore successful heel. In the late eighties Adrian Adonis would extend his career in WWE by adopting the moniker “Adorable” and prancing around in make-up and women’s clothing. “The Model” Rick Martel, while not going to the extreme of wearing women’s clothes, nevertheless adopted a narcissistic character, using perfume (which he would also spray in opponent’s eyes to gain tainted victories) and even having a “not in the face” match with Shawn Michaels.

All of these men had two things in common. Firstly, they made themselves into successful villains by transgressing the expected macho behaviour of male wrestlers. Secondly, in reality they were all straight men. The message was clear: being gay (or rather, displaying the outrageous camp behaviour many straight men associate with being gay) was not acceptable in pro wrestling. It was a deviation from the accepted behaviour of wrestlers which automatically made one a villain. It could, therefore, be a viable and lucrative career option but this still did not speak well for the acceptance of male homosexuals within pro wrestling. Here, however, we run into an old problem: do wrestling promotions shape attitudes by presenting camp characters as villains or are they merely reflecting the wishes of their audience? I would suggest that, mostly, this is a case of the latter but that we cannot be sure until a wrestling promotion is brave enough to try a different presentation of a gay wrestler – then see how the audience responds.

Behind the scenes, however, is another matter. Does being gay actually hurt a man’s chances of making it in the pro wrestling business? Looking at the career of Pat Patterson, we would have to say not necessarily: gay men can make it in pro wrestling. Being openly gay for most of his life did not stop Patterson from being a hugely successful wrestler, both as a singles wrestler and especially in the tag team ranks and then going on to become one of the most influential men in the business, basically being Vince McMahon’s right-hand man for many years. Likewise, Steve Lombardi (better known as The Brooklyn Brawler) is a long-time WWE employee. Having said that, the only time Patterson incorporated his sexuality in his on-screen wrestling career, it was in the tradition of Gorgeous George, that is to say as an effeminate, make-up wearing heel.

Things did not change much in the nineties. The emergence of Goldust saw another character in the mode originated by Gorgeous George. While it was notable that Goldust went on to get over as a babyface, that was probably more due to the humour of the character and the work of Dustin Rhodes who, beneath the face paint is also a skilled wrestler. This century we have seen Billy & Chuck, with their stylist Rico and The Heart-throbs in WWE but, again, these were heel teams. Billy and Chuck in fact not only acted as “gay” heels but turned babyface when they turned on Rico, refusing to go through with the “commitment ceremony” he had arranged for them and revealing that they were, in fact, straight and had thought that the whole thing was just a publicity stunt.

So, it seems that behind the scenes being gay is fine but on the camera being gay automatically means conforming to outrageous stereotypes in order to be a villain. Is it possible for pro wrestling to have a gay wrestler who is simply gay, without being the second coming of Liberace? One man seems to prove that it is, Simon Sermon, the Georgia based independent wrestler. You can check out the trailer for his documentary on being a gay wrestler at this link. Sermon is a heel wrestler not because he is gay but because he is a smug, arrogant cheat. The fact that he is gay is simply by the by. He wants everyone to know he is gay, however, simply because there is a shortage of gay athletic role models for young gay males. The attitudes thus depicted in pro wrestling, not to mention the homophobia in sport generally, mean that finding “out” gay athletes is difficult. Sure, one can argue that Pat Patterson was an openly gay wrestler long before Simon Sermon but the point is he didn’t exactly advertise it either. Sermon is letting the whole world know that he is gay but he is not letting his sexuality dictate how he does his job.

This is also what Kanyon wanted to do. In point of fact, Chris Kanyon offended a great many people (not least Sermon himself) with his claims of being the first openly gay pro wrestler but the fact is that Kanyon wanted to do this in WWE, something that had never been done before. The storyline he envisaged would have begun by implying that he was fired for being gay (something that is not true, incidentally – Kanyon had not come out at the time of his release from WWE). It’s the kind of story that needs to be run, in my opinion. A Simon Sermon style character who is gay but not “flamboyant” and not the same old tired stereotype of outrageous heel would be great, if only as an experiment to see how people react. I would advocate the placement of such a character on the next series of NXT, if there were to be one. This show is all about young hopefuls trying to make it in the business. Why not try a gay guy, let everyone know he is gay but don’t make it define his character? Then we will truly see whether or not WWE put out homophobic content because it is what their audience want, or just what they think their audience want.

Which brings us to Orlando Jordan and his current push in TNA as an openly bisexual wrestler. This is drawing a lot of reaction on the Internet, much of it negative. Jordan has already had a run in WWE where his sexuality was not brought up. As with Lombardi or Patterson, it was not a secret and many fans knew it but at the same time, it was not referenced in any way. Jordan had a decent run in WWE, being the right hand man of the evil John Bradshaw Layfield during JBL’s run as WWE Champion and also capturing the United States Championship himself before he was released. His run in TNA is quite different. They are making his sexuality the focal point of his character and are splitting audiences by doing so. His recent appearance, where he squirted a liquid that was clearly supposed to look like semen onto his chest, drew considerable criticism. There are two ways of looking at this. On the one hand, one could argue that TNA are bravely presenting a new type of character. They cannot control how people react. I would argue, however, that TNA are deliberately trying to shock and again, are falling into the trap of making the, in this case bisexual, wrestler “bizarre” and “shocking”.

I would much rather see Jordan act normally but with a boyfriend. Let’s see him kiss his boyfriend and then go to work and if people don’t like it say “what, I’m bisexual, deal with it”. Oddly enough, due to the prudishness of TV companies generally, TNA would probably find that harder to get away with it than the bizarre stunts that they are currently displaying. TV is another issue to consider, of course. How much are major promotions like WWE, TNA or the erstwhile WCW constrained by their TV channels in their presentation of gay characters? It’s hard to say with any certainty but one thing is for sure: TV channels have long been leery of broadcasting gay men kissing each other.

As far as the practicalities of working within the business go, as noted the example of Patterson and Lombardi is positive. Simon Sermon is on record as saying that nobody has ever refused to book him or wrestle him because of his sexuality. As far as the “gay community” themselves are concerned, organizations such as GLAAD have been heavily critical of WWE in the past while currently I have seen articles on the internet from sexual rights groups both praising and decrying Orlando Jordan’s storyline in TNA. Given the fact that Spike TV reportedly edited Jordan kissing his onscreen boyfriend out of a TV broadcast, though, one finds it hard to see how this can change. Even if wrestling promotions show the will, partners such as advertisers and TV stations may stymie their efforts.

Turning away from gay men, let’s now have a look at the situation of lesbians in pro wrestling. In the last decade we have seen quite a lot of this, from Eric Bischoff’s “Hot Lesbian Action” on Raw, to “stalker” angles such as Tori on Sable or Mickie James and Trish Stratus, Dawn Marie’s blackmail seduction of Torrie Wilson and Allison Danger’s lesbian character in Ring of Honor. And all that is without even getting into the constant titillating teasing of implied lesbian antics between women like Torrie Wilson and Stacy Keibler or Sable (obviously before WWE went PG). I am not aware of any openly lesbian women in wrestling and see the storylines I have mentioned as nothing more than cheap attempts to titillate the largely male audience. That said, pro wrestling is hardly alone in this. It is commonplace for TV shows to do this, often hiding behind the idea that they are advancing the cause of gay rights by including a lesbian relationship when, in fact, such things are now old news on television. In the PG age, most of this will disappear from WWE.

Of course, the big difference is that lesbians do not have a long history of being used as wrestling villains. In this case I think wrestling simply followed a societal trend and WWE realised that this was an easy way to excite male viewers. Again, with WWE now reporting a rising percentage of female viewers I expect that they will be less interested in this kind of tool. The other difference is that, thanks to the influence of such people as Martina Navratilova there are already a few (ok, a handful) of athletic lesbian role models out there. As far as gay men are concerned the only one currently playing that I can think of is Gareth Thomas, the Welsh rugby union legend and now Crusaders rugby league star. Given the fact that rugby of both codes is almost completely off the radar in the USA this doesn’t really have much relevance to pro wrestling in America.

In summation, then, it is clear that the representation of sexuality in mainstream pro wrestling is, at best, somewhat caricatured. Whether this is because this is the way fans want it, promoters want it or broadcasters want it is open to debate but it is past time that some of this was challenged. We will not know for sure how much resistance there is to positive gay role models in pro wrestling, amongst fans and broadcasters, until a promotion has the guts to give it a try. Given that one might expect pro wrestling to be a macho and homophobic culture, backstage it seems surprisingly accepting. Ultimately, wrestling promoters will generally do anything that they think will draw money so, if we wish to see more positive role models, maybe we the fans need to make it clear that we will pay to see them.


The Sky’s The Limit: the Fastest Journeys to the Top of WCW!

Following Jack Swagger’s capture of the World Heavyweight Championship on Smackdown last week, and in view of the continuing popularity of my earlier article Strapped to a Rocket: the Fastest Journeys to the Top of the WWE! I thought it might be fun to take a similar look at the World Heavyweight Title’s antecedent, the WCW Championship. Here, therefore, in reverse order are the eleven fastest journeys to the top in WCW history. I should point out that I have not included anyone who had already been NWA Champion.

11 Ron Simmons.

Damn! Long before his time with WWE, Simmons was a successful tag team wrestler as one half of Doom, the other being Butch Reed. The team debuted in late 1989 and were tag team champions within about six months. Their reign was long lasting and saw them recognised as the first WCW Tag Team Champions when the company transitioned from the NWA titles to the new belts. During this period they feuded with just about everyone who was anyone in the tag business – the Steiners, The Rock ‘n’ Roll Express and so on – so it was no surprise, when the team broke up, that WCW looked to make individual stars of them. Simmons took the babyface role and was initially pushed hard but failed to take the championship at Halloween Havoc 1991. It was not until August of 1992, 1009 days after his debut, that Simmons finally captured the gold and, given that he had spent the majority of his singles run in mid-card feuds, it was something of a surprise. Simmons beat Vader to win the title and, in the process, become the first African-American World Wrestling Champion. Other African-Americans had held various “world titles” before then but this was the first time that one of the big organizations had officially recognized an African-American champion and, for that reason alone, Simmons’ reign is immensely significant. As title reigns go, it was not considered one of the more memorable. His title defences were mostly against lesser lights and he returned to the mid-card when he lost the belt about three months later. Even so, Ron Simmons had made history and, given the man’s work ethic and overall contributions to the business, one can hardly begrudge him his day in the sun.

10 Kevin Nash

The first of several disputable entries in this list, Kevin Nash won his first WCW World Heavyweight Championship 930 days after debuting for WCW as part of the Outsiders at the start of in the infamous NWO angle. However, Nash had, of course, spent almost three years in WCW in an earlier run. Given that that run had seen Nash use several different gimmicks, none of which had anything to do with his NWO run, I don’t think that that is really an issue. Nash, of course, was also a former World Wrestling Federation champion by this point so it is perhaps unsurprising that he climbed to the top of WCW relatively quickly on his return to the company. I won’t recount the convoluted history of the storylines that led to his ascension; suffice it to say that Nash remains one of the most controversial world champions in modern pro wrestling history. Detractors claim that he was a poor draw as champion, an inferior worker and that he used his political clout to put himself over, most especially in his title victory when he beat the then-undefeated Goldberg after Scott Hall interfered with a taser. On the other hand, one could argue that Nash only took as long as he did to win the WCW title because he himself was being held back by Hulk Hogan’s political manoeuvring.

9 Vader

Vader made his debut on WCW television on July 7th 1990 and was champion not much more than two years later, on July 12th 1992. However, this 736-day period actually felt much shorter, as Vader’s appearances were sporadic, at best, until 1992. It was actually only in 1991 that Vader signed a full-time contract with WCW so, to most fans, it probably seemed as if the big man had won the title in not much more than a year. Vader, at this point in his career, was undoubtedly championship material. An amazingly athletic big man, Vader was the perfect bad guy to heroes like Sting, and even Ron Simmons looked like an underdog next to him. This was only the first of three championship reigns and only lasted three weeks, an injury forcing him to lose to the title to Simmons. Nevertheless, one could hardly suggest that it had come too soon. A taste of the domination that was to follow had been given to WCW fans in this first title reign.

8 Bret Hart

Given the fact that Bret Hart arrived in WCW as the injured party in the hottest wrestling angle of all time, and that he was only the second five time WWE champion in the company’s history (the first being Hulk Hogan, of course) it is frankly astonishing that WCW waited almost two years, 706 days, before putting their top belt around his waist. WCW’s handling of Hart must go down as one of the greatest examples of poor booking in the history of the business and Hart’s WCW title reigns are little more than a footnote to his career. However, it is worth noting that this saw Bret Hart become one of only a handful of men to hold both titles before Vince McMahon acquired total control of the business and that he was never actually defeated for the WCW title; both of his reigns ended when he forfeited the belt due to injury.

7 Randy Savage

Yet another man who was already a household name when he entered WCW. It is a testament to the star quality of Savage that, despite joining the company at the height of Hulk Hogan’s dominance, in December of 1994, Savage was still champion within a year, just 364 days later. Savage actually won the first of four WCW titles in one of WCW’s World War Three battles royal, a three-ring, sixty man contest. However, not one of Savage’s WCW title reigns lasted for more than a month. It is a clear indication of how the business had changed during Savage’s career that titles now switched hands frequently where earlier times had seen them won and lost only rarely. Savage had gone to WCW with something to prove after Vince had made it clear he felt that the Macho Man’s in-ring days were over; for better or worse, he certainly proved it.

6 Goldberg

The first of three names that appear on both of my lists of fastest champions, Bill Goldberg’s 287-day rise to WCW Champion is almost legend. This early part of his run was handled almost perfectly by WCW and absolutely caught the imagination of wrestling fans everywhere. His awesome entrance, his refusal to speak and most of all, his ever-inflated winning streak, were something very new in WCW at the time. Often compared to Austin at this time, the comparisons seem to be based on three things: their bald heads, goatee beards and the fact that they became faces of their respective companies at about the same time. As wrestlers, they could scarcely have been more different. The mistakes, of course, came once Goldberg had made it to the top. First, WCW gave his title victory over Hulk Hogan away for free on television instead of making a killing on pay per view, a decision which can be understood in terms of wanting as large an audience as was possible to see the “changing of the guard” but which, nonetheless, simply gave away money. Then, there was the infamous end, when Scott Hall and a taser combined to give Nash the first victory over Goldberg. All that can be said for this is that Goldberg had to lose sometime and at least the interference helped to keep him strong. With hindsight, the smart thing to have done would have been to ride the horse for as long as it had legs, possibly leaving the title with Goldberg until the audience finally began to get bored, at which point he could have been turned heel. Or, he might have been stripped of the title, or lost it on a DQ or similar, in order to gain a sense of injustice. It’s easy to say with hindsight and, the fact is that with Hogan, Nash, Savage, Hart and so on and so forth all in the same company, often with a fair amount of creative control, no one was going to stay on top for very long.

5 Jeff Jarrett

Another contentious entry here, as Jeff Jarrett could be placed as low as seventh on this list if we consider the fact that his first title reign came only during his second spell in WCW. Jarrett, the “Chosen One”, won his first WCW title just 181 days after returning to WCW in October of 1999. However, he had previously spent about a year working for the company earlier in the decade. Either way, he had not clocked up a lot of “company miles” when he became the champion. In many ways, Jarrett was an odd choice for the top spot, having spent most of the nineties as a successful but distinctly mid-card wrestler. That he was a solid and reliable in-ring performer, few would dispute, although just how good remains open to debate. I personally consider him to be a very consistent and entertaining performer in the ring but not all would rate him as highly as I do. Even so, Jarrett didn’t quite seem to have that “it” that a main-event wrestler should have. Although this was the first of four WCW titles, it has to be said that Jarrett won them only during the company’s desperate last couple of years.

4 Vince Russo

No, I can hardly believe I just typed that either but I’m afraid it’s true. On September 25th of 2000, 181 days after making his TV debut, Vince Russo won the WCW World Heavyweight Championship. What can we say? To be fair to Russo, he wasn’t simply booking himself to be superman here, since he “won” the title only by escaping a steel cage when Goldberg speared him through it. Moreover, he relinquished the title the next day. The fact is, Russo was just plain desperate at this point and would try anything if he thought it would get WCW some publicity which might just lead to more viewers. This is evidenced by the fact that Russo was actually the ninth of ten different men to hold the belt during 2000. Given that several of these men held the title more than once that year, one can easily see how often Russo was booking title changes. It is probably this, along with another disastrous booking decision that we’ll come to later, more than anything, that is responsible for Russo’s reputation today.

3 The Giant

The second man to appear on both lists, Paul Wight, who would go on to become The Big Show in WWE, is probably the fastest real rise to the top in WCW history. It took just 161 days from his first appearance for The Giant to become WCW’s top guy, knocking off Hulk Hogan in October of 1996. Although he would soon lose the title, he would get it back again, from Ric Flair making him one of only two men (the other being Sting) to win world championships from both Hogan and Flair. In all honesty, Wight was a guaranteed champion from day one. His size and willingness to learn and improve meant that he just had to go all the way. Although not then as good a wrestler as he would become, Wight was much lighter and more athletic back then, which allowed him to hit a wider variety of moves. He probably should have had more championship success in WCW than he actually got.

2 Hulk Hogan

Well, obviously! The third man to appear on both lists, it is perhaps amazing that Hogan didn’t top this one, given that he entered WCW as already being the biggest star in the history of pro wrestling. Just 36 days after signing his contract, he had defeated Ric Flair for the title. Hogan would go on to be associated with much that was good and more that was bad for WCW over the following years but, at this point, it cannot be doubted that he was an enormous asset for the company. Still a massive draw, the pay per view figures alone show that he was a worthy acquisition. This was the first of six reigns that saw Hogan clock up more days as WCW champion than any other wrestler – more than twice as many as Ric Flair, even.

1 David Arquette

I told you that we’d get to another of Vince Russo’s disastrous booking decisions! Following his role in the movie “Ready to Rumble”, Arquette joined in WCW programming on an episode of Thunder, broadcast April 12th of 2000. Two weeks later, he had pinned Eric Bischoff in a tag team match to become WCW champion in what many regard as the worst piece of booking in the history of pro wrestling. To be fair to him, Arquette knew exactly what the reaction of wrestling fans to his title win would be, since he was a fan himself. Nevertheless, as I’ve stated above, WCW was in dire straits at that time and Russo felt compelled to take chances. He obviously felt that the sheer scale of publicity it would garner would more than compensate for the negative reaction the title change would bring. In the event, Russo managed to prove that sometimes there is such a thing as bad publicity. David Arquette proved himself to be a class act by donating his earnings as champion to the paralyzed former wrestler Droz and the families of the sadly deceased Owen Hart and Brian Pillman.


Marks, Smarts and Smarks

So, here’s a shocker for you: I’m a pro wrestling fan. If you’re reading this, odds are you’re a pro wrestling fan as well (or you’re lost). In a business as unusual as pro wrestling, though, what does that mean? How much do we, as fellow fans actually have in common? I’m looking at the question of wrestling fandom this week because, increasingly, I think that fans are having an impact on the business. Of course, in the sense that they provide the money, fans always have an impact on the business. Lately, however, it seems that things are going further. Fandom is changing rapidly and different fans want very different things out of the business and they have different ideas about how to get what they want.

In the old days, before kayfabe was broken, fandom was a pretty understandable entity. There were those in the business, and there were fans, referred to as “marks” by the performers. Wrestling fans could be anyone and anyone could be a wrestling fan; all that they had in common was the fact that they were wrestling fans. Since the breakdown of kayfabe, however, things have changed. The dividing line between “marks” and “smarts” (those in the know who were smart to the business) has blurred and new types of fan have emerged. These days, we are all “smart” to the business in the sense that we know what we are watching is not an athletic contest, as such, but an athletic performance where the outcomes are predetermined. For most fans, this makes no difference. In all honesty, the majority of fans always knew, or at least suspected this and just didn’t care. They just treated it like any form of fictional entertainment: react as if it is real, suspend your disbelief and go along for the ride. For some, however, this did change things. A new category of fan emerged, the so-called “smark” (from “smart mark”, meaning in essence a fan who is “smart” to the business).

It is this breed of fan that, like myself, writes columns such as this. Smarks are generally long-time fans that consider themselves to have moved past being a “mark” due to the understanding of the business their years of viewing, even studying, wrestling have given them. Where “marks” generally go with the flow of wrestling, cheering the good guys (the babyfaces) and booing the villains (the heels), smarks tend to support wrestlers based on their perceived ability. A smark is far more likely to cheer a heel whose ability s/he admires than a babyface who s/he thinks lacks talent. Smarks can be easily identified by their frequent use of insider terms, such as mark, heel, face, kayfabe and so on, terms that were once used solely by those who worked within the business. They will often assess the ability of wrestlers to wrestle and even deride some with quotations such as “that guy doesn’t know how to work”. Marks will never talk about whether or not a wrestler “knows how to work” but simply about how cool or exciting they are.

The point of my column is that I am beginning to think that smarks are both a blessing and a curse to the business. On the one hand, even in spite of the hyper critical stance that many adopt, they are for the most part the most dedicated fans that this business has. No one buys more wrestling DVDs than a smark! On the other hand, smarks, like super fans in all sectors, actually put off other, more casual, fans. The majority of fans have very different likes and dislikes than most of the smarks and the fact that smarks tend to be the most vocal and opinionated fans is actually a little intimidating to newer fans. Moreover, there seems to be a growing sub-category of smarks who are just plain arrogant. These fans seem to forget that the wrestlers are the performers and they are merely the fans. In their minds, they are not just fans of the business but part of it. They are not merely spectators but stars.

A good example of this phenomenon can be found in TNA with the emergence of the self-styled “crucial crew”. This group of fans are long-time regulars in the TNA impact zone. They tend to stand in the same places at each show and identify themselves with a c-shaped hand signal. Since the arrival of the Hogan-Bischoff regime, they have been at odds with the new direction of the company and have thus become the focus of a little publicity. They illustrate perfectly the dichotomy I am referring to. On the one hand, these are unquestionably some of TNA’s most loyal fans. They have supported the company for years and have a right to express their opinions. On the other hand, their “protests” are disruptive and actually spoil the enjoyment of many fans that do not share their views. The name that they have taken, “crucial crew” is clearly indicative of a false sense of self-importance. This small group of ten or twenty fans is not crucial to TNA in any way, shape or form. If the lot of them never attended another TNA show they themselves would be the only people that noticed.

There is a false sense of obligation and entitlement at work here, as well, not to mention of ownership. These fans are under the mistaken apprehension that TNA owes them something; this is not the case. The only obligation that TNA, or any other wrestling promotion, is under is to deliver a pro wrestling show when they say they will. Precisely what kind of show that is, is up to them and no one else. If you don’t like it, stop watching it. If enough people do that, they’ll change their direction, it really is that simple. Actively supporting something you don’t like merely in order to bitch about it is lunacy. Many television entertainment shows have changed direction over the years in order to attract new viewers. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t but, regardless, the fans that disapprove of the new direction go elsewhere. They don’t try and make themselves part of the studio audience just so that they can heckle the cast.

Also common to this kind of super smark is an assumption of their own expertise, which allows them to make unpleasant, unnecessary, and oftentimes even unjustified critiques of the performance of wrestlers. In the live arena this is generally expressed in one of two ways: the “you can’t wrestle” chant and the “you f**ked up” chant. In my opinion, neither of these chants is acceptable. When I attended TNA’s recent UK tour, a match involving the British Invasion was rather spoiled for me by chants of “you can’t wrestle” breaking out every time Rob Terry was tagged in. Firstly, Rob Terry is a young man who has only been wrestling, including in developmental groups for about three years; if he’s somewhat green around the gills, that’s hardly surprising. Give the guy a chance to learn! Secondly, I can make my own mind up about the ability of the wrestlers I’m watching; I don’t need some self-appointed expert broadcasting his opinion at me while I am trying to watch a match.

The even more infuriating chant of “you effed up” stems from the same attitude, that of a self-aggrandizing desire to show off. It serves no useful purpose; if a wrestler has indeed made a mistake then believe me, he or she knows it better than anyone. The point is for the person chanting to demonstrate his or her knowledge to the rest of the crowd. This is all about certain fans trying to say “look at me, listen to me, I know more about wrestling than other fans, I can tell the good wrestlers from the bad ones and a worked mistake from a genuine one”. What these people need to understand is that no one cares. The knowledge, or lack thereof, of the fan sitting next to me does not affect my enjoyment of the product one iota. I would far rather sit in an enthusiastic crowd of fans who don’t get why some fans say John Cena is a bad wrestler than in a cynical crowd of smarks who only really come to life when they have something to complain about.

Part of the problem may actually be the word mark, carrying as it does connotations of gullibility and vulnerability. Perhaps that is why some of these fans are so keen to try and persuade the world that they are not simply marks. Look up mark in the Collins English dictionary and you won’t find the words “wrestling fan”. You will, however, find definition 13, which reads “a suitable victim, especially for swindling”. Who wants to be regarded like that? It all dates, of course, from the days of kayfabe, when those in the business were, in a way, swindling the public by claiming that wrestling matches were legitimate fights when they were, in fact, worked events. Those days are long gone, however, and perhaps some of the terminology needs to go as well. Pro wrestling no longer needs marks; it simply needs fans.

Perhaps that is why some smarks seem to look down on marks, often aiming derisive comments at them on Internet forums or in similar environments. A common accusation is that marks are sheep, liking who they are told to like, booing who they are told to boo and so on. This, again, is indicative of the fact that these smarks are afraid of being thought gullible; they want to demonstrate that they have minds of their own and are not simply reacting in the ways that they are expected to. Of course, what frequently happens is that they simply end up being sheep themselves, simply automatically doing the opposite of whatever they think is expected of them.

A further consequence of this is that some smarks seem to actually be missing the point of pro wrestling characters. Specifically, they seem to forget that wrestling heels, or bad guys, are there to be hated. I don’t mean to say that fans shouldn’t be allowed to prefer the heel to the face, if they so choose. It’s an organic part of wrestling that some heels become popular and so, eventually become the new faces. However, certain fans seem only to understand heels that are edgy and cool; those who are just out and out nasty and unpleasant they actually dismiss as being boring. During Randy Orton’s recent heel run, which seems to be ending now, I often saw people criticise him for being boring, particularly in the moves he uses. Well, guess what? It’s not his job to entertain you; it’s his job to annoy you so that you’ll cheer that much louder for his opponent.

The amusing thing is that we are all marks in at least this one way: we all care about who wins matches and championships in a sport where the outcomes are not based on athletic prowess but are predetermined. Regardless of whether we are “sheep” cheering for John Cena or educated smarks praising Daniel Bryan and CM Punk, we want to see our favourite guys win made-up matches. The difference is that, these days, we are willing marks. Like moviegoers or theatregoers, we know that what we watch is a fiction but we suspend our disbelief and act as if it is fact.

I’ve written before about the difficulty of determining on which aspects of pro wrestling fans should and should not be commenting. I firmly believe that those in the business need to understand that fans will always have opinions on the relative abilities of wrestlers and the quality of a show’s creative direction; these opinions cannot simply be dismissed by saying “they’ve never worked in the business”. After all, actors, sportsmen, musicians and so on all deal with the same “armchair quarterbacking” and we don’t hear them constantly griping about it. It’s a fair bet that most wrestlers, even those who’ve never acted, have opinions on who the best and worst actors in Hollywood are. Those who’ve never played a sport professionally may still follow that sport as a fan and know, or think they know, who the coach should pick in his team, what his tactic should be and so on. Why should wrestling fans be the only fans who do not have the same right to opinion?

So, I don’t see any problem with fans being vocal and opinionated, nor even assuming a certain level of knowledge, given a certain amount of time following the business. However, such fans still need to understand that there are limits. They still need to remain tolerant of other fans that may not have the same knowledge of the business or the same dedication to it, since all fans have the same right to watch, enjoy and comment on the show. They still need to respect the fact that they do not work in pro wrestling and thus that there are many issues on which those who do work professionally in the business will have considerably greater knowledge. Pro wrestling, as a whole, should be proud of the fact that it produces such dedicated fans as the “smarks”. Some among the smarks, however, need to remind themselves that they are just fans every once in a while, no more, or less, important than all of the other fans who together keep this business going.


Replaying the Game – a look back.

From the late summer of 2002 to Wrestlemania 20 in 2004, Triple H was the undisputed king of WWE and, most especially, Raw. During this period he was champion almost the whole time and was the top contender for practically all of the rest. In fact, there were only three title matches on the Raw brand that did not feature Triple H in the whole of this time, and he interfered in one of those! Consequently, this more than any other was the period that gave rise to the long-standing criticism that Hunter used his political clout to put himself over, bury any potential rivals and dominate the show that has, to a certain extent, informed all assessments of Triple H ever since. Even here, however, during the most dominant period of his career, there are arguments to be made that WWE had fewer choices than critics might have supposed. Now, as we head to Wrestlemania with both Raw and Smackdown building entertaining storylines involving a whole host of superstars, it is worth looking back a few years to remind ourselves how different the WWE landscape was back then, and perhaps to reassess a period which most people have already made up their minds about.

 Summerslam 2002 was, in some ways, a watershed moment for the not long renamed WWE. Brock Lesnar had defeated The Rock for the Undisputed Championship, a real “out with the old, in with the new” moment that saw Rocky leave WWE on his second movie-related hiatus in as many years. Coupled with the recent departures of Steve Austin and Hulk Hogan, that meant that in a space of no more than three months the company had lost arguably the three biggest babyface draws in modern wrestling history. Triple H himself had just recently turned heel so, when Brock Lesnar announced that he would no longer be appearing on Raw, in the immediate aftermath of Summerslam, it left WWE’s flagship show without a champion or a top babyface. The champion part they solved easily.

 On the September 2nd edition of Raw, Eric Bischoff awarded the “World Heavyweight Championship” to Triple H. Ostensibly, this championship was the successor to the WCW/NWA heavyweight titles, leaving the WWE Championship on Smackdown. While the belts have swapped shows on several occasions since, this has remained the basic format of WWE programming ever since. In my opinion, this was where the company made their first big mistake of this period. Personally, I’m not a fan of having two top guys in one company anyway but, as long as the two shows are kept pretty much separate I can see the logic and I don’t think it’s a major issue. However, the title should never have simply been awarded to someone. It is true that Bischoff simply handing the title to Triple H put more heat on both of them but, frankly, Triple H was already running pretty hot as a heel for his actions against Shawn Michaels. The Raw champion was always going to be at a disadvantage compared to Smackdown’s, since he would not have beaten Brock Lesnar. Now, the lineage of the Raw title was made even weaker, since it had not even been won in a wrestling ring at all.

 Worse yet, this was the ideal time to build up a new contender. Had Bischoff started a tournament to determine Raw’s first World Heavyweight Champion, WWE could have used those matches to build up a new baby face challenger while still ending up with the same result of Triple H being the champ. September’s pay per view, Unforgiven, saw a main event for which Triple H does indeed remain unforgiven with many fans. Hunter’s first challenger on ppv for his new title was Rob Van Dam and Triple H defeated him when Ric Flair turned heel and attacked the challenger. Now, in fairness, no one could really have expected Triple H to drop the new title at the first match. The problem for many fans, however, was that RVD was thrown into the match with relatively little fanfare and basically ejected from the main event scene as soon as he lost that match. Now, personally (and I risk being ostracised from the IWC for saying this) I never really bought RVD as a main-event wrestler. I liked his work and I have plenty of respect for the man himself but something just didn’t quite click for me. That said, he has an undeniable connection with the fans and that could have been used. If the Unforgiven match was the final match of a tournament, RVD could have been booked over a couple of other big names in the run-up to the show, making the match a bigger deal.

 For whatever reason, Unforgiven seems to have been a one-time only deal for RVD. It was to be many years before he would end up capturing the WWE title and that happened solely because WWE wanted to promote their new ECW. Whether because they didn’t believe in him as a main event star, his reputedly stiff style or because Triple H buried him, Rob was not booked in one on one ppv title match again. Personally, I have to say that WWE missed the boat here. Maybe RVD was the answer to their prayers and maybe he wasn’t but he could have been built up and presented a whole lot better, and this storyline needed to go on longer to really prove whether he was the man they needed or not. Still, for those who blame Triple H personally for this, I think we have to accept that it all comes down to what you want to believe. It’s certainly true that some wrestlers have accused Triple H of playing politics, burying guys behind their backs, sabotaging pushes and so on. It’s also true that other wrestlers have described him as a great guy, friendly, helpful and pleasant. What are practically impossible to find are attributable, verifiable quotations from Hunter burying anybody. It’s always anonymous sources who say “Triple H says wrestler x isn’t safe, of doesn’t know how to work, or the fans don’t like him” or whatever. Until we get real proof, believe what you will.

 The next challenger up for Triple H was Kane. Now, as big a Kane mark as I am, he was clearly not going to replace the likes of Stone Cold or The Rock but then again, who could? The point was that this was the hottest streak Kane had been on since his initial run following his debut. Kane had returned from a torn bicep in August and was on an awesome run. The crowd had popped huge for him and the company had booked him really strongly. In short order he captured the tag team titles and the intercontinental title. If ever there was a good time to put the belt on Kane, this was it. He met Triple H at No Mercy in a title unification match but, like RVD before him, fell victim to outside interference and a dubious finish. Triple H, however, could not be blamed for this.

 This was the notorious “Katie Vick” storyline, one of the lowest points in the history of WWE creative. It had started well enough. On the October 7th Raw, Kane’s tag team partner, The Hurricane, was taken out by Flair and Triple H, forcing Kane to defend the tag team titles alone in a fatal four-way. Victorious against the odds, Kane was shocked to hear Triple H mention the name “Katie Vick”. The show ended with Triple H telling Kane “you’re a murderer”. It was a dramatic finish that I can well remember left me anticipating the following week’s show very keenly. Unfortunately, rather than maintaining the dramatic tone, the storyline descended into a string of puerile jokes about necrophilia. The public were outraged, WWE dropped the storyline and there could be no possibility after that that Kane would actually win the belt. Another opportunity dropped by WWE but in no way due to Triple H.

 The Elimination Chamber debuted in November 2002 at the Survivor Series. This saw Triple H defend his title against five others: Chris Jericho, Kane, RVD, Booker T and the returning Shawn Michaels. In the event, Shawn Michaels won the title. RVD was involved in a spot in which Triple H got hurt, which may or may not have contributed to this being Rob’s last ppv title shot, even in a group, for a looooong time. Shawn Michaels won the match, sparking further speculation that Hunter was playing politics. His long-time friendship with Michaels hardly being a secret, many speculated that Hunter was willing to lie down for his friends, if for no one else. In truth, Michaels might well have been the perfect guy to fill the void left by Austin and The Rock, if not for two drawbacks. One was that Shawn did not feel up to the rigours of a championship schedule and the other was that, since the Chamber was only his second match back since his retirement in 1998, no one else was really sure if he was up to it either.

 Besides, WWE were already lining up their next big babyface star. They had, in fact, debuted him at the Survivor Series, so it was no surprise when Triple H recaptured the title at Armageddon, to close out the year as champion. The man WWE were banking on to rescue their falling ratings and buy-rates was Big Poppa Pump, Scott Steiner. Looking back, it’s hard to believe that anyone ever thought that this could work. Steiner had come into the company carrying injuries, so WWE kept him out of the ring for as long as possible. First, they ran a storyline in which Bischoff and Stephanie McMahon competed to sign Steiner. Then, it was a “hands-off” build to a match between Steiner and Triple H at the Royal Rumble of 2003. The result was a match that probably has to go down in history as the worst match in Triple H’s career. Part of the problem was that, by keeping the two apart, WWE had raised expectations for this match going in. Part was Steiner’s injuries still not being quite right. Still another factor was that Scott Steiner is not, and never has been, a natural singles babyface. By the time the match was over, I could tell watching at home that this storyline was done. Steiner was given a re-match at No Way Out, quickly beaten and never let near the televised main event again in WWE.

 So, Triple H was hogging the belt again. He had now been champ for five out of six months and was heading into Wrestlemania. Still, it wasn’t like this was entirely unreasonable. RVD perhaps should have been given more chances but Katie Vick had torpedoed Kane. Shawn Michaels wasn’t interested in the top job and Scott Steiner wasn’t suited for it (which is not to say that WWE couldn’t have got more out of him than they did). Maybe Triple H had sabotaged RVD’s chances but that is the most that he could fairly be accused of at this point. None of this had solved the main problem, which was that Raw was still lacking a top babyface. Maybe moving Kurt Angle, Undertaker or Brock Lesnar over from Smackdown might have been the answer but Smackdown was going great at the time and it made little sense to solve the problems of one show by creating them on another. Instead, WWE looked from within once more. This time, to Booker T, the former WCW world champion who was beginning to really catch on as a babyface on Raw.

 Booker’s match with Triple H is another example of a match where Triple H has been blamed for sabotaging the career of a rising star. In this case, I do think that WWE made a big mistake. That, however, is the benefit of hindsight. I do not think that, regardless of whether or not it was Hunter’s call, WWE ever had any intention of using Booker as anything other than an interim challenger. By the time Wrestlemania took place, WWE had already signed Goldberg to a contract. Goldberg had been the hottest thing WCW produced in the 90s and the only babyface potentially on the level of a Rock or Austin still out there. So, sure, if people want to blame Triple H for not putting Booker T or Kevin Nash over for the next few months they can. I remember personally being really disappointed when both of those guys failed to capture the belt. The fact was, though, that WWE were now simply marking time for the introduction of Goldberg to the main event scene.

 By the time that Goldberg got his shot, it was Summerslam, and Triple H had been champion for about ten of eleven months. Hunter was injured going into this match and so the decision was made to leave the belt on him until he could drop it to Goldberg “properly”. Of course, one might just as easily argue that, if he was unfit the belt should be taken off of Triple H as soon as possible. The match was an elimination chamber, so having his pod open last and then wrapping the match up quickly could easily cover Hunter’s limitations. In the event, Goldberg was a rampaging monster until Triple H emerged and whacked him with his trusty sledgehammer. At the time, many felt that not handing the title to Goldberg at the first opportunity was a mistake but, regardless of that, Goldberg ended Triple H’s near year of dominance at Unforgiven the following month.

 Goldberg’s reign lasted less than three months, however, before he dropped the title back to Triple H in a triple threat match with Kane at Armageddon, ensuring that Hunter ended 2003 as he had begun it, World Heavyweight Champion. Goldberg, like Steiner before him, had failed to take off as the lead babyface that WWE wanted. How one feels about that is, once again, a matter of perspective. Some felt that Triple H had himself sabotaged Goldberg’s push by refusing to lose the title at Summerslam. Many felt that WWE had dropped the ball by not booking Goldberg in the same ultra-dominant fashion that WCW had during Goldberg’s first amazingly successful run. Personally, I’d have to disagree. I almost feel bad writing this because, by all accounts, Goldberg is a really nice guy but, to me, if the only way a wrestler can get over is by being booked to squash every one of his opponents in less than five minutes, then they don’t really have any business at the top of the card anyway.

 The problem with booking the way people wanted it done is that it leaves you nowhere to go. Once Goldberg has squashed all of his contenders, what do you do? Sure, you can move him to Smackdown and do the same there but, after that, all you have left is a roster full of bums and a champion with no one to wrestle. Even as desperate as he was for a new star, Vince McMahon was never going to squash the characters he had so carefully built up simply in exchange for a short-term ratings spike. Moreover, we have to bear in mind the fact that Goldberg, reputedly, has never really been in the wrestling business for the love of it. If he’d upped and left, deciding he’d made enough money, Vince would have been left with a shattered roster with no way of getting their heat back.

 In any case, whether you agree with that or not, the fact was that we were once again stuck with Hunter as champion. Personally, by this point I was heartily sick of his reign and would have welcomed a comeback by The Ultimate Warrior if it meant a new champion (at least for one week). Looking back, though, it seems that it is unfair to blame Triple H for holding onto the belt too tightly. That whole period was a quest to find a new star and, every time it failed WWE were left with the option of keeping Triple H as champ. The question really comes down to this: do you believe that Triple H is responsible for the creative errors that led to his being without a viable challenger? Do you believe that the reason that Triple H stayed champion for so long is that he was refusing to put guys over, even when there are at least arguable business reasons for why those guys should not have been champions? At Wrestlemania 20, in 2004, Triple H lost the title to Chris Benoit in a triple threat match. The man who apparently refused to put anyone over tapped out to a submission hold, from a guy who’d come from WCW and spent most of his WWE career in the midcard, on the grandest stage of them all. It was clearly an example of putting someone over. Triple H still had many more title reigns to come – heck, he probably still has some more to come – but he would never again be quite this dominant over such a long period. Although Benoit’s title reign would also not be quite what WWE were looking for, by the time it was over, WWE were ready to reap the rewards of the other purpose of Hunter’s long period of dominance – the maturation of Evolution.


Looking Back on the Week in Wrestling

There have been plenty of interesting developments this week, so I have decided to do a few quick hits, rather than one long piece. Here goes!

Survivor Series No More

Vince McMahon announced this week that he is retiring the Survivor Series name, feeling that it has outlived its usefulness and is no longer relevant. The Survivor Series that took place in November 2009 will be the twenty-third and last pay per view to go out under that name. A few points occur to me, so here they are. Firstly, why does Vince seem to think that changing the name of a pay per view is the best way to increase buys? Frankly, he could call a pay per view WWE Pukathon and, as long as he offered good matches with well-thought out storylines logical builds, people would buy it. Now, as to the traditional Survivor Series elimination tag matches, maybe he’s right. I will miss them myself, but perhaps they have lost their appeal. Who’s fault, then, is that? Vince is the one who has consistently booked tag team wrestling as an afterthought for years, convincing fans that it is unimportant and not to be taken seriously.

It seems a shame to strip away the history of the company in this way. It’s far more impressive and meaningful to be watching the twenty-third annual instalment of something than it is the first. I will be most surprised if, in twenty-three years time, any of the current pay per views are still running (with the exceptions, obviously, of the Royal Rumble and Wrestlemania). I’d suggest to Vince that he stop focussing on cosmetic changes and address the real issues facing his business.

The Road to Wrestlemania

Speaking of Vince focussing on the real issues, he and his creative team have done it again. Almost every year it’s the same. Between the Royal Rumble and ‘Mania, Creative (and the on-screen talent) raise the bar to such an extent that one can only wish that they would write and perform to this standard all year around. Since the Rumble I’ve watched Raw two weeks running for the first time in I don’t know how long. More to the point, I’ve thoroughly enjoyed both shows and fully intend to watch again this coming week. The Bret Hart-Vince McMahon storyline is heating up nicely, the “Shawn Michaels is losing it” plot is just awesome, the break-up of Legacy is holding my attention as well. Add to that the return of Edge, the unpredictability of the title scene going into the Elimination Chamber, never mind Wrestlemania and you have a recipe for success. Oh yes, and CM Punk and his Straight Edge Society continue to rule every segment of TV they appear in. Punk instructing his minions “Luke, Serena, bring me Jared from Subway” on Raw this week was hilarious.

The End of WWECW

Should have addressed this last week but Vince’s decision to re-brand the C-show is, frankly, overdue. ECW has produced a lot of good wrestling under the WWE aegis but the viewing figures show that it is just not working. Old ECW fans hate it and newer fans just don’t value it. In a way, winding it up has come at a good time, as the uncertainty over the future of the ECW Championship is playing into the general uncertainty that’s making WWE so enjoyable as we head towards ‘Mania.

Everybody Has a Price

Ted DiBiase is the first inductee into the 2010 class of the WWE Hall of Fame. Awesome! If there is anyone out there who deserves this, it is The Million Dollar Man. A consummate performer both in the ring and with a microphone for many, many years, in his prime DiBiase was as good as it gets. I haven’t the time to really pay tribute to all of his accomplishments here; suffice it to say that I am thrilled that he is going in and am greatly looking forward to this years’ Hall of Fame show.

TNA

For the first time since the Hogan-Bischoff regime took over, the ratings of TNA wobbled a little (although they still stood at the top end of anything the company had achieved before their arrival) last week. However, I have to say that I am once again cautiously optimistic over where TNA is going. Everyone seems to be getting a fair amount of TV time, the right guys are increasingly winning matches, Samoa Joe is back in the main event and the show is beginning to calm down a little from the insane pace it set when Hogan debuted. With the exception of The Nasty Boys, most of TNA is moving in the right direction. Even the Hall-Waltman storyline has the benefit of unpredictability. Granted, the recreation of Montreal recently was unnecessary and disappointing but, by and large, this may work out. The decision to re-brand the March pay per view, Destination X, as an all-X Division show is a great idea, and will really help showcase some of the best high-flying talent in wrestling today. This Sunday’s show, Against All Odds, has some compelling match-ups: The Pope versus Desmond Wolfe, Mr Anderson versus Kurt Angle and, of course, AJ Styles versus Samoa Joe with Eric Bischoff as the guest referee.

Another great idea by TNA is apparently on the way soon, as Dixie Carter tweeted this week that the company would soon announce a UK pay per view. This is awesome news, as WWE fans in the UK have been crying out for a pay per view for years. TNA should make it their policy to give the fans anything they ask for that WWE are not prepared to offer. Having decided to stay on Bravo in the UK TV market, TNA are currently enjoying very high viewing figures. Given the potentially larger audience that they can reach, when compared to WWE, TNA have every chance of becoming the number one wrestling promotion for UK fans. 


TNA Maximum Impact, Wembley Arena

So, on Saturday night I attended my second TNA live event, this time the closing show of this year’s Maximum Impact tour. TNA have come a long way since their first UK tour, when I saw them in Brentwood. While they did not fill Wembley Arena, the attendance was certainly very healthy and I would expect they topped the attendance of 8100 that they managed last year. Perhaps more impressive was that, for the most part, these did not seem to be curious WWE fans but, rather, dedicated TNA fans. Consequently, they were loud, enthusiastic and opinionated, factors that, as I have mentioned before, are both a blessing and a curse for the promotion.

The show kicked off in timely fashion with the ever-popular Jeremy Borash doing his usual good job of getting the crowd worked up. If Eric Bischoff and Hulk Hogan cannot see that this man is good at his job then one questions just how much business they have being in wrestling anymore. Sporadic chants of “Hogan sucks” started early, just to let TNA management know how happy the fans are with the new direction of the company. There was no need to chant “We want six sides” since we were, of course, seeing what might well be the last appearance ever of the six sided ring. The good thing about going to a live event, as opposed to a TV taping, is that the action gets underway quicker, and stays that way. TV tapings are frequently interrupted, especially at the outset, as the promotions attempt to get as many shots as possible of the crowd “going wild”.

The first match that we saw was The Beautiful People versus Taylor Wilde and Sarita, with Hamada as the guest referee. I was a little disappointed not to see Hamada wrestle but the match itself was worthwhile. Wilde and Sarita were in fine form, hitting some nice double team combinations, while The Beautiful People threw some fine tantrums, particularly Velvet. I cannot overstate just how over Velvet Sky is with the TNA faithful! If she had a mind to do so, this woman could probably recruit an army of male wrestling fans large enough to take over the world! The funny thing was that, as much as the audience clearly love Velvet (even chanting exactly that at one point) they still bought into the face-heel dynamic of the match, cheering Taylor and Sarita while booing the heel antics of The Beautiful People. It was the bad girls who got the win in the end, however, when Taylor got sprayed in the face behind Hamada’s back. Soon after the win The Beautiful People managed to antagonise Hamada, who helped Taylor and Sarita remove them, first from the ring, and then from the arena.

Our first singles match of the night was possibly a poor choice of booking. The Pope came out to a great pop but, as soon as his opponent emerged, Pope was turned heel for the evening. London’s very own Desmond Wolfe was the man in question and the crowd made it very clear that they were not going to boo him. I am surprised that the two did not cut promos before the match, since that might have helped turn the crowd. Instead, the two wrestlers reversed roles which somewhat spoiled the match for me. I really enjoyed the match that these two had at Genesis but I find that they work very naturally with Pope as a face and Wolfe as a heel. Wolfe’s nasty, submission-based offence is much more suited to a bad guy, while Pope is just stuffed full of natural charisma. The match was executed very well but did not do it for me. It didn’t help that I was unable to see Wolfe’s entrance, as a pillock in front of me kept waving his England flag about. Firstly, this was one of those stupid flags with “England” written on it, in case we don’t know our own nation’s colours and, secondly, we’re in England. I can see the logic of taking an England flag to the Impact Zone in Orlando and flying it for the English wrestlers but, frankly, I’m pretty sure Desmond already knew which country he was in. Anyway, to the cheers of the crowd, Wolfe got the win here, scoring a three count off of the Tower of London.

Next up was Eric Young teaming up with The War Machine, Rhino. This was supposed to be against the tag champions, Hernandez and Matt Morgan but, since Morgan is rightly and understandably at his father’s side, a substitute was found – none other than Samoa Joe. It was pretty obvious how this match would go. Rhino got a fairly solid pop and several “E-C-Dub” chants but, as one would expect, the fans were firmly behind Supermex and the Samoan Submission Machine in this one. As usual, Hernadez popped the crowd big-time by diving over the top rope and Joe got the win with a muscle buster.

At this point, the show had been fine but not awesome. I felt it still needed to be stepped up a level or two, and it was in the next match. The match in question was a triple threat tag team match between The British Invasion, Team 3D and Beer Money. All of these teams were well over but Beer Money most of all. For my money, they are the best tag team in professional wrestling at the moment and it’s a fairly safe bet that most of the crowd agreed with me. As far as The British Invasion were concerned, this match saw Rob Terry teaming with Brutus Magnus, since Doug Williams was required later on. The match itself was fine, if slightly marred by the unnecessary and infantile chants of “You Can’t Wrestle” that started up every time Terry was in the ring. Beer Money got the win and then Terry went through a table to complete the delight of the crowd. Afterwards, Team 3D did their usual moment where they brought a young child into the ring, in this case called Harry, and gave him a piece of the table, signed by their good selves and Beer Money. Always a nice moment to see, and one of the reasons why 3D remain over with the fans after so long in the business.

After that we had an interval and then it was time for the show to really get serious. The crowd were informed, for the benefit of those who did not already know, that Doug Williams had won the X-Division Championship at the last Impact taping (scheduled to air that night in the UK) and this would be his first title defence – an Ultimate X match, the first of its kind outside American soil. Challenging Williams would be former champion Amazing Red, Chris Sabin, Suicide and Daniels. All five men were extremely over with the crowd, which is amazing when you consider that they’re all too small to draw money. Sorry, I turned into Hulk Hogan there for a moment. The match itself was everything you would hope for, with all five wrestlers hitting signature spots and thrilling the crowd. When Daniels and Suicide began fighting from right on top of the structure itself, the crowd were absolutely mesmerized, not to mention terrified for the safety of both men. Suicide, fittingly, took the biggest bump of the match, falling from the top, but Williams sneakily climbed up, while Daniels was stranded on top of structure, and everyone else was laid out below, to retrieve his belt and retain his title. Outstanding.

With just one match left to go, it was Dixie Carter’s turn to greet us, coming out to what was, at best, a mixed reception. I remember when I first went to see TNA live, that Dixie got a great reception from the crowd. This time, it seemed that many of the crowd were determined to send her a message regarding her recruitment of Hogan and Bischoff. While I sympathise with them, one must bear in mind that, were it not for Dixie, TNA would not exist right now. Possibly, booing her may not be the smartest idea that a TNA fan could have. Anyway, after the usual thanking of the fans and telling us how great we were, Dixie announced that AJ Styles would be defending his title against Kurt Angle, to rapturous applause, increased only by her dismissal of Earl Hebner. This match was, in every sense, a true main event. Two of the best wrestlers in TNA, or any other company, putting on a wrestling clinic. The two men built up slowly, exchanged a series of false finishes, before the inevitable ref bump knocked Slick Johnson out of the ring and brought Earl Hebner back to the match. Hebner, of course, screwed Angle by refusing to count a three after a top-rope Angle Slam, leading to Angle stalking the corrupt official. This allowed Styles to clock Angle with the title belt and led to a recovered Slick making the three count. In the aftermath, Angle saw off Styles and then paid tribute to the crowd, before calling Dixie and all of the faces back to the ring for a final salute.

In conclusion, I feel that every fan felt as if they got their money’s worth, despite the absence of the “big names”. Frankly, I got the impression that most of the fans couldn’t care less that Hogan, Bischoff, Flair, Nash and so on were not there, while I was grateful that Lashley and The Nasty Boys did not show up. It was a pity that Alex Shelley and Matt Morgan were not available but such is life. The two title matches were rightly and unsurprisingly the highlights of the night, even given the fact that most of the audience knew very well who would be winning said matches before they started. It is a testament to the ability of the men concerned that they managed to create a small amount of doubt, even in the mind of a seasoned veteran like myself. The sad thing is that, with Hogan considering putting a stop to house shows until the business is grown to the point he wants it to reach, many fans may be denied this kind of experience for some time to come.


The Monday Night Skirmish – Raw is Bret vs Hogan’s Impact

Now that the dust has settled and the results are in, it’s time to examine the events of Monday, January the 3rd, the most hotly anticipated day of pro wrestling that I can remember in quite some time. Ladies and gentlemen, in the corner to my right, weighing in at almost fifty years of impressive and frequently revised history, the undisputed champion of pro wrestling, World Wrestling Entertainment! And, in the corner to my left, the challenger, the little federation that could, Total Non-stop Action! Who would win this Monday night showdown, the first that wrestling had seen since WCW was bought out in 2001? Both sides had, of course, wheeled out their big guns, with Hulk Hogan finally making the TNA debut he originally promised back in 2003, and Bret Hart making his first live appearance on WWE programming since 1997 when something or other happened, I forget the details.

To be honest, the aftermath of these shows is proving almost as fascinating as the build-up was. The two wrestling promotions demonstrated very different approaches on Monday and, perhaps unsurprisingly, fans are thoroughly divided on who was more successful. In terms of TV ratings, initially it seems that both companies have reasons to be cheerful. TNA are already reporting record ratings of over 2 million viewers, while it seems that Raw also enjoyed its most successful rating for some time.  TNA achieved their success with a broadcast short on wrestling but long on star power, shocks and unpredictability. WWE went for a show that emphasized internal consistency and ongoing storylines but was arguably more predictable and “tame” than TNA’s offering. Both shows put considerable emphasis on the “historic” nature of the events unfolding. TNA made constant references to the competition, while WWE made no reference whatever to TNA, unless one counts Jericho’s mockery of Hulk Hogan’s poses during his match with DX.

Some time ago, I predicted that, as fans grow more used to the WWE’s PG content, the rift between TNA and WWE fans would begin to widen. I think that we are beginning to see the results of that now. Everywhere I look I see a clear division between fans over which of Monday night’s shows was better. It is not simply that people have their favourites; many people seem convinced that, not only was their favourite show better than the other, it was, in fact, no contest at all. Many of those who enjoyed Impact felt that Raw was just awful and vice versa. Personally, it is hard for me to give any definitive judgement, since Impact has yet to be shown in the UK and, even when it is, will not be aired in its entirety. Therefore, I have had to make do with written reports and a few clips that I have managed to see thanks to the miracle of the internet.

As far as Raw is concerned, I found it the most enjoyable Raw I have watched in some time; that, in itself, is hardly saying a great deal, however, as Raw has consistently been the weakest element of WWE programming at least since Backlash last year. My usual pattern of watching is to watch Smackdown every week without fail, catch ECW and Superstars if I can and ignore Raw. Then, I watch the WWE’s pay per view and usually watch the Raw the next night to see what fall-out there is from the matches I watched on ppv. However, generally this merely reminds me of why I don’t watch Raw and I immediately revert to ignoring it…until the next ppv. This Raw did not have that effect on me. I will watch again next week, which is, surely, the most important goal of episodic programming. We had some good wrestling, some genuine drama and, most shockingly, almost everything on this show made some kind of sense! I don’t expect that to last but here’s hoping.

Obviously, Bret’s interaction with Shawn Michaels at the top of the show was, by far, the most compelling aspect of the show for any long-time wrestling fan. WWE have done a good job of getting Bret, and his past issues, over with the younger elements of their audience, which was illustrated by the strength of the pop that Bret received. Granted, their hug may not have looked terribly sincere but I don’t really care. If this finally lays Montreal to rest, then I think it’s great. Elsewhere, we saw the, possibly unprecedented, sight of Vince McMahon remembering his past storylines and acting based on them. Kofi Kingston had a good match with Randy Orton, DX had a good match with JeriShow and Sheamus had a moderately entertaining match with Evan Bourne. Just on a side note, has ANYONE in history ever hit a more beautiful shooting star press than Bourne?

On the downside, we only saw Bret in three segments, although I did find all three entertaining. The Divas match between Maryse and Bella No1 was appalling. To be honest, though, that was all that I really found poor on the show. The four way for a shot at the US title was perfectly acceptable and set up a match going forward. I always, ALWAYS prefer that wrestlers earn shots at titles rather than just get them awarded. The tribute to Doctor Death was very nice, although it does raise the question as to why WWE could not give a similar tribute to Umaga. All in all, we got an entertaining show with one historic moment, a couple of nice matches and a couple of angles set up for future shows. Characters showed consistency and acted sensibly. That’s good enough for me.

So, as to Impact. Perhaps the biggest shock on this show was the appearance of Jeff Hardy. TNA are taking a hell of a chance on this one, given that Jeff’s drug charges remain unresolved and he will, indeed, face prosecution. Obviously, I hope that he is innocent and beats the rap but we will have to wait and see. What is perhaps more surprising, given that Jeff is now a three-time world champion, is that TNA, having taken the risk of signing him, have opted to use him in a relatively low-profile feud with Homicide. The appearance of The Nasty Boys will have pleased no one but The Nasty Boys while Scott Hall looks terrible these days. Does an NWO reunion really have anything to offer at this stage? As far as I can gather, TNA put together a show that challenged the viewer to keep up, delivered at least one really solid wrestling match (Styles/Angle) and attempted to offer many reasons for the viewer to keep watching. Who is the mystery assailant? What did Ric Flair want with AJ Styles? Will the NWO reform (even though they can’t use that name anymore)? And so on and so forth.

On the downside, the worries of many that Hogan’s arrival would simply lead to renewed pushes for older former WWE and WCW talents at the further expense of TNA’s existing talent roster have in no way been dispelled. The Nasty Boys vs Team 3D? Seriously? Hall gets more screen time than Daniels? Hell, Val Venis, gets more screen time than Daniels! Orlando Jones? The guy is competent, sure, but he was a never-was in WWE – making him a somebody in TNA merely underlines their clear inferiority complex. Ultimately, it’s as you were at TNA. Shows are messy and illogical but also unpredictable. The level of violence and “adult content” is much higher than that on WWE, so which show one prefers will largely depend on what one’s priorities are. TNA have to hope that a good chunk of Monday’s 2 million-odd viewers prize unpredictability and “adult content”. If they do, then they will be tuning in again which, hopefully, will allow talents like Styles, Joe, Daniels, Matt Morgan and Eric Young to take advantage of previously unprecedented levels of publicity.

So, finally, this Monday Night Skirmish is probably not going to re-ignite the Monday Night Wars. I’m not even sure it should. TNA should focus on being a successful show in their own right, not on going head to head with the WWE. What we have seen is proof that there is a potentially much bigger audience for wrestling out there than the two shows are currently attracting. The arrival of Bret and Hulk gives both companies an opportunity to revitalize wrestling in the US. Let’s hope that one or, preferably, both take advantage of it.


R.I.P. Eddie Fatu

There is perhaps no family so intimately connected with wrestling as the Anoa’i. Their family tree reads like a who’s who of pro wrestling and it is with sadness and sympathy that the thoughts of the wrestling world are turned to them, after the tragic passing of Eki “Eddie” Fatu, known to millions of wrestling fans as Umaga, on Friday. Aged just 36, Fatu appears to have suffered a heart attack at home, followed by a second in hospital.

 If anyone can be said to have been destined for a career in wrestling, it would have been Eddie Fatu. His uncles, Afa and Sika Anoa’i, attained great success as the tag team The Wild Samoans in the 70s and 80s. They considered High Chief Peter Maivia to be their uncle, thus connecting them to Rocky Johnson and his son, The Rock. Eddie’s older brothers, Sam and Solofa Jr found fame as The Tonga Kid and Rikishi respectively, while his cousin Rodney became a WWE Champion in the mid-nineties as Yokozuna. His cousins Reno and Matt are also successful professional wrestlers, not to mention the fact that WWE Hall of Famer Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka is also related to the family by marriage.

 Eddie first came to national prominence in 2002 as one half of the tag team Three Minute Warning, under the name Jamal. His cousin Matt, wrestling under the name Rosey, was his tag partner and the pair initially acted as enforcers for then Raw General Manager Eric Bischoff. When verbally berating someone, Bischoff would frequently work the words “three minutes” into his speech, at which point he would interrupt himself, saying “did I just hear myself say three minutes”, at which point Rosey and Jamal would emerge to give the hapless individual a severe beating. Frequently, this beating would conclude with Jamal delivering a splash from the top rope which, given his 350lb frame, was a highly impressive move visually.

 After just under a year, Eddie was released from his contract. At the time, rumours circulated on websites such as Slash Wrestling had it that the team were frequently working very “stiff”, which is to say that they were not protecting their opponents well enough. According to the same rumours, Eddie’s attitude and commitment to the business were not all they should have been. Regardless of the truth of these rumours, Eddie stayed in wrestling and soon turned up in TNA, teaming with fellow Samoan Sonny Siaki. However, this team did not last long before Eddie had moved on again, this time to All Japan Pro Wrestling.

 Eddie spent over a year in Japan, mostly wrestling in tag teams and began to gain a reputation as a good “big man”. By the end of 2005, WWE had re-signed him and, in April 2006, he returned to Raw, now repackaged as Umaga and accompanied by a manager, Armando Alejandro Estrada. Many fans and observers initially took shots at the WWE, seeing this new gimmick as a shot at/rip off of TNA’s Samoa Joe. In point of fact, Umaga was a gimmick that harked back to the earlier days of WWE and was far more old-school than the image Samoa Joe presented. Moreover, sneering comments about the new gimmick quickly vanished as it became apparent that Umaga was getting over and getting over fast with the vast majority of fans. WWE presented Umaga as an unstoppable, almost uncontrollable savage and fans, myself included, ate it up. The initial criticisms soon gave way to praise, with many internet wrestling writers commenting on how much Eddie’s stint in Japan had improved him as a wrestler.

 Umaga worked a series of feuds with Ric Flair, D-Generation X and Kane, before taking on the ultimate opponent, John Cena, the WWE Champion. At New Year’s Revolution 2007, Cena handed Umaga his first pinfall loss. Nevertheless, Umaga had looked strong in defeat. He had dominated most of the match, only for Cena to surprise him with a roll-up pin. The match was not terribly well received but a re-match was inevitable. When it was signed for The Royal Rumble, it was announced that the match would be a Last Man Standing match. Umaga’s manager, Estrada, taunted Cena, saying that there was no way Cena could get Umaga to stay down for a count of ten. This match was truly outstanding and will surely be remembered as the high point of Eddie Fatu’s career. Cena won when he choked Umaga out with a loosened ring rope but the real story of the match was that the reputations of both men had been greatly enhanced.

 From there, however, it seemed to me that Umaga’s career began to lose focus. For whatever reason, just as he seemed poised to take the next step to the top tier of the business, it didn’t quite happen. His role at Wrestlemania remained a high-profile one as he acted as Vince McMahon’s champion in the McMahon/Trump feud. The association with the McMahons did not work for me, as it led to Umaga’s separation from Estrada. The two had worked extremely well together and, I think, should have stayed together.

 Even so, Umaga stayed with the WWE until June of this year and, while he may not have quite been at the top of the card, he was always involved in high profile spots and there is nothing to say that he might not have gone still further. His final feud in the WWE was on Smackdown with CM Punk. However, on the 8th of June, Fatu was released from the company, reportedly after refusing to go into rehab. Since then, Eddie Fatu wrestled on Hulk Hogan’s recent tour of Australia, working with the former Mr Kennedy, Ken Anderson. The tour only finished on November the 28th. No one could have imagined that, less than a week later, Eddie Fatu would have passed away.

 In mourning Eddie Fatu, we as wrestling fans mourn the loss of an athletic and highly skilled big wrestler who achieved considerable success and had the ability to achieve even more, had he been spared. Nevertheless, we must not forget that the real loss lies not with us, the wrestling fans, but with his family and loved ones, most of all, his wife and children. All we can really do for them is make sure they know that he did make a difference. We will miss him.

 Sadly, I must also address something else while on a subject that is, frankly, painful enough already. Hardly had the news of Fatu’s passing been announced before certain people were commenting, in the most heartless terms imaginable, on Fatu’s Wellness Policy violations. Not only is this utterly insensitive – do these people not imagine that his children might go online to see what people thought of their father? – it is rampant speculation. We do not know, what, if any, role in his death Fatu’s earlier Wellness issues played so any such speculation is premature. Moreover, what does it matter? The death of a 36 year-old man is a tragedy, regardless of what role his own actions played in it. I won’t name any names, because I don’t wish to give any of these heartless creatures publicity, but some of the things I have read make me ashamed to think that anyone might think I have something in common with these people, since we are all wrestling fans.

“No pity, no sorrow” wrote one particularly foul individual who should be thoroughly ashamed of himself. Have these people never done anything to jeopardise their own health? Got roaring drunk one night, for example. Would they want their own death to be greeted in so insensitive a manner? I understand that people wish to prevent similar tragedies by pointing out the mistakes made by the dead so that the living will not repeat them but, if there are any lessons to be drawn from this affair, they can surely be drawn in more kindly and sympathetic manner. Anway, enough of that. The bottom line is this: Eddie Fatu has died. As a fan, I will miss him. As a human being, my condolences go to his family.


What’cha Gonna Do, TNA, When Hulkamania Runs Wild On YOU!

Hot on the heels of Shane McMahon’s shocking departure from the WWE comes a story even more astounding – Hulk Hogan has signed for TNA. It certainly is an exciting time to be a wrestling fan. What’s more, Hogan’s long-time friend, ally, business partner and so on, Eric Bischoff is going with him. It just goes to show that nothing can ever be taken for granted in professional wrestling. I’ve lost count of the number of times Eric Bischoff has been asked, by friends or interviewers, whether or not he would be interested in joining TNA. Over the years, his responses have ranged from (at best) condescending to downright derisive or even contemptuous. Hogan, on the other hand, looked like he was going to TNA at one point, back in 2003. Jeff Jarrett actually flew out to Japan and attacked Hogan with his guitar at a press conference, as the first move in a storyline that would obviously culminate in a Hogan-Jarrett match. However, as the months went on, it became obvious that Hogan was not showing up and most fans probably believed that Hogan had burned his bridges with the company then.

One thing that always impresses me with TNA when it comes to these bombshell announcements is the secrecy that they can maintain. I keep my ear fairly close to the ground when it comes to wrestling but the first I knew about this was when it was a done deal, just as with Kurt Angle’s TNA debut. In this news-hungry age, it really is to TNA’s credit that they can keep things under wraps when they want to. So, the questions now are numerous. Is Hogan’s signing a positive or negative for the company? What does he offer TNA that they don’t already have? What will he actually do for them? What will Eric Bischoff’s role be? What effect will these signings have on TNA’s existing locker room and backstage staff?

Firstly, the immediate impact of Hogan’s signing is overwhelmingly positive. This news has garnered more media attention for TNA than anything they have ever done before. Last night Hulk Hogan was on Larry King live and, as a result, TNA’s name was being put out there for millions of viewers who may well have been utterly unaware of the company before. Obviously, within the wrestling community TNA has become a hotter topic than ever before, with every wrestling website writing about this. Still, it’s that wider impact, that ability Hogan has to take the TNA name to a wider audience than they are able to reach that is the real key. Even so, media attention and publicity is merely a means to an end, not an end in itself. The attention that Hulk’s signing is getting will not last forever and it will be meaningless if TNA do not succeed in transforming it into more viewers.

So, how best to do that? Ultimately, it all comes down to what Hogan’s role is going to be. As yet, we don’t know for certain. At the press conference, all that was said was that Hogan would be a “partner” in TNA. What specific role, or roles, that would entail was not detailed. Hogan himself ducked the question last night when asked if he would actually be wrestling for TNA, although he did give the impression that a lot would depend on how he is able to perform on his upcoming Australian tour. After all, Hogan is getting on now and has years of injuries to contend with. Just how much wrestling he can actually do is questionable. Nevertheless, the fact remains that Hogan’s chief attraction is as a wrestler. People are more likely to pay to see him wrestle than to see him do anything else.

Hogan the wrestler, however, brings both pros and cons. When fans attend a Hogan match these days, they are very much there for an experience, rather than simply to watch a wrestling match. It’s a common accusation levelled at Hogan that he refuses to put anyone over. That certainly seems to be the case but one has to remember that most of the crowd attending a Hogan match don’t want to see him put his opponent over. They want to indulge their love of nostalgia, to get the authentic Hogan experience by seeing him Hulk up, deliver the boot, drop the leg, get the win and pose for the crowd. It’s certainly what I’d want if I went to a Hogan match. In that case, one would think that the best way to settle this is to book Hogan to beat someone who won’t be hurt by the loss, which, generally speaking, means another veteran who has built up a certain aura with the fans. The problem with that is that, given Hogan’s own physical limitations and the fact that they are likely to be shared by another veteran, such a match is not necessarily an enticing prospect. Hogan needs to be in the ring with a younger man who can cover for him but few young wrestlers can seriously afford to lose to a man old enough to be their father. Furthermore, it is absolutely vital that TNA build up their young stars right now, not knock them down. If new viewers tune in to see Hogan, the goal of TNA management must be to persuade those new viewers to keep tuning in to see AJ Styles, Matt Morgan, Samoa Joe, Eric Young and company even after Hogan himself has gone.

Probably the best solution would be to book the Hulkster in tag matches. That way, he can give the rub of his experience and name value to a young wrestler as a tag partner, preferably while another veteran helps get another young guy over on the heel side of the equation. Even then, Hogan’s actual matches should be kept infrequent, special attractions that can be carefully hyped and promoted to attract viewers. Used too often, Hogan’s value would become diluted. Further, the authentic Hogan experience, as thrilling as it can be for the live audience, can become tedious and monotonous for the TV audience if it is over-exposed. Keeping such matches sporadic might also help avoid any discontent that might build in the locker room, should Hogan be simply installed at the top of the card. Hogan’s championship days should be done with by now, although a brief run with the Legends Championship might be appropriate. Finally, by restricting the amount of matches Hogan has, one minimizes the demands on his body.

If Hogan is to be on TV but not wrestling, the logical fit is for him to be given a role as a manager or some kind of authority figure. A role as a wrestler’s manager might be another way of using Hogan’s fame to help a younger wrestler, while also allowing Hogan to have the occasional match teaming with his charge. TNA could even book a tournament where a young wrestler could win the Hulkster’s services as a “manager” or “trainer”. Doing that, or having Hogan “hand-pick” a successor would be a great fillip for a youngster. On the other hand, with Jim Cornette gone from TNA and Jeff Jarrett’s role uncertain, the company could use an on-screen authority figure, as the only man filling that role at the moment is Mick Foley, who seems to switch from hero to villain on an almost weekly basis. Hogan as a decent, fair-minded boss having to contend with interference from shareholder Mick Foley could have potential for some interesting storylines.

Even away from the camera, Hogan could have a positive impact. He has many years of experience in the business and has probably built up a useful bank of knowledge which TNA could draw on. As an “ambassador” for the company he could still help publicise it, in a way similar to that which the WWE had planned for Ric Flair before he left. Then again, according to his long-time friend Bubba the Love Sponge, Hogan will, in fact, be given the booking position. That is to say, he will have total control over the creative element of the show. How this might work is hard to predict. So far as I know, Hogan has not been a booker before, although he has obviously been around the business for long enough to work with a lot of them. In such a role, we would simply have to wait and see whether or not it would be a success. The future of Vince Russo would surely also be in doubt if Hogan is taking up such a position. If Hogan books the shows, does he need a creative team? And, even if he does, will he want Russo, a man he has publicly clashed with on a very personal level, to be a part of it?

If I were in the position of Dixie Carter, however, I would not take Hogan on as booker. Hiring Hogan and then not using him as a part of the show is simply a waste of his attributes. If he is part of the show, then history tells us he shouldn’t be booking it. Obviously, one would want to take advantage of his experience, but I feel that a combination of on-screen authority figure with very occasional matches (say, one at Slammiversary and one at Bound for Glory next year, assuming Hogan is up to them) is the best way to go.

As for Eric Bischoff, again he brings with him a history of strife with Russo and probably one of the most controversial reputations in wrestling. Whatever anyone says about him, however, the man undeniably has a great portfolio of skills and abilities. He could help out in any number of ways, both on and off screen. The one area that most fans might expect him to be involved in, creative, is, I suspect, the one that he is probably least interested in. Should I be proved wrong, however, Bischoff has shown in the past that he can bring some original thinking to that role.

The presence of Hogan and Bischoff will undoubtedly create new tensions within the locker room. Many at TNA have worked with both men before, in WCW and WWE. How will they react? Will they be glad to see them, leave the company in disgust, adopt a wait-and-see attitude? Plus, there are those who have not worked with them to consider. Will AJ Styles be worried by Hogan’s reputation, fearing that this will mean the installation of yet another glass ceiling for him to break through? Or will he be excited by the opportunity to showcase his skills in front of a larger audience than ever before?

Spike TV will obviously be over the moon with Hogan’s arrival. Reportedly, they were already happy with TNA’s ratings but they will, quite rightly, see this as an opportunity to massively increase them. It may be incumbent on TNA to take a strong line with Spike, to remind them that over-exposing Hogan as a short-term ratings spike (pardon the pun) will hurt his potential long-term value to the company. That will depend on Spike themselves, and the plans they have for Hogan but, if they get caught up in all the hype, media circus and Hogan’s own superb self-promotion, and start urging TNA to make Impact The Hulk Hogan Show, they will undoubtedly hurt the product.

Finally, there is the matter of other wrestlers outside TNA to consider. Reportedly, Ric Flair, who is signed up for Hogan’s Australian tour, is already in talks with TNA himself. There may be other wrestlers who, in the past, have not taken TNA seriously as an option but who may change their minds now that Hogan is involved. Plus, we have seen in the past how Hogan likes to look after his friends. Will this appointment mean another run for The Nasty Boys*, for example? Or Ed Leslie, the former Brutus “the Barber” Beefcake? It’s not beyond the bounds of possibility.

Overall, Hogan’s signing could end up being the final piece of the jigsaw that is TNA, or the worst mistake the company has ever made, or anything in between. The potential problems and opportunities he brings with him are just so unpredictable. I suppose we’ll know more shortly; Hogan makes his first appearance on TNA Impact tonight.

 

 

 

 

*Please, God, no!